J444 - Black Cayman. Today, A1...

J444 - Black Cayman. Today, A1...

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Paul O

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182 months

Thursday 19th December 2013
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...you drive like a tit.

Black car, matt Black/grey stripes, red light clusters, debadged. Auto-spoiler up wink

A 2 lane A-road, heavy lorry traffic, so right lane inevitabley gets more cars in it as people have pulled from left lane to overtake - then all have to wait for lorry at 57mph to overtake lorry at 56mph - so the queue backs up.

This joker speeds down inside lane, darts into a gap, slams on anchors - rest of traffic behind has to brake too to make room for said individual. Including me, so thanks for that.

Then a few moments later, he spies another opportunity. After unexpectedly (and rather rapidly) swerving over the right-hand rumble strips by a good 3 feet, he brings it back in, then a few seconds later shoots off in left lane again, overtakes exactly one car, back in the right lane and brakes again.

Repeat once more, just before the 40mph signs come on and the inevitable queue due to an (unrelated) accident up ahead. Which he is also stuck in. All told, he gained about 10 car lengths with his antics.

Unless there was some extraordinary emergency that required you to get there that quickly to the inconveinence of everyone else, one can only assume that you sir; bit of a bellend - no?

tongue out