Stolen?

[cornershop]

Crosslinked from PCGB and Impactbumpers:

“Abandoned 911S reg OLY73P Muswell Hill, London

Help - if anyone knows who owns this Porsche
Abandoned Porsche 911S Targa in Muswell Hill, North London
Ice Green / Light Green
Missing Targa top with many parts missing or stolen
Probably stolen / abandoned last night (9/12/17) we think
Call James if its yours or if you know anything about the rightful owner
police are aware
07810481241”

[Poorsh]

Police should have contacted owner by now, is it still there?

[cornershop]

It’s been recovered by the owner, a few streets from his house, some parts missing,

[Poorsh]

It's becoming more and more risky to park these cars on the street. I'd often drive past a 70's Black Targa which was street parked. The thought passed my mind, how long before this went missing, sure enough it did.

Edited by Poorsh on Thursday 14th December 17:01

[Bullet-Proof_Biscuit]

I will use my Makita skill saw to cut into manageable pieces anyone who steals my porker and bury them in different holes in my garden, I have a spade and roll of 1000mm PVC sheet ready.

[Chubbyross]

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit said:

I will use my Makita skill saw to cut into manageable pieces anyone who steals my porker and bury them in different holes in my garden, I have a spade and roll of 1000mm PVC sheet ready.

This. Just for scratching mine.

[mudy]

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit said:

I will use my Makita skill saw to cut into manageable pieces anyone who steals my porker and bury them in different holes in my garden, I have a spade and roll of 1000mm PVC sheet ready.

Why different holes in your garden?

Wouldn't it be more sensible to bury them on deserted waste ground many miles from your home (the spade and PVC sheet would still be useful, and if you still had the receipt for the Makita skill saw, the refund would go towards your petrol to said deserted waste ground)?

Just a thought

[medieval]

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit said:

I will use my Makita skill saw to cut into manageable pieces anyone who steals my porker and bury them in different holes in my garden, I have a spade and roll of 1000mm PVC sheet ready.

Don't forget the gaffer tape gentleman as that could be a school boy error

Quick lime, weights and cable ties will extend your " disposal" options ...