Help us test our new mobile site

[Fun Bus]

That was my assumption too.

[Stuart]

I think someone has taken at face value something which someone else said as a joke...

[RobTVR.]

Rob282828 said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Rob282828 said:

You don't fill me with much hope.

When will the new mobile site be up and running?

December 4th!

December 4th!

That's ages.

Here. ^^^^

[Fun Bus]

Stuart said:

I think someone has taken at face value something which someone else said as a joke...

[Stuart]

At the moment there's nothing which needs testing. Work is ongoing, but at present it is on the underlying engineering which will allow us to understand where you're visiting from (ie Desktop or Mobile) and therefore what page to serve.

The actual UX stuff is still in wireframe form, having been shown to a small group of users around 6 weeks ago. It'll be this which you see first, once we've had a chance to turn it into working code.

[RobTVR.]

So what's happening on December 4th? Please don't say he was winding me up again.

[Stuart]

RobTVR. said:

So what's happening on December 4th? Please don't say he was winding me up again.

He was winding you up. Nothing is happening on December 4th.

[RobTVR.]

Stuart said:

RobTVR. said:

So what's happening on December 4th? Please don't say he was winding me up again.

He was winding you up. Nothing is happening on December 4th.

Arrghhh!!!

I'd written that date on the calendar and was counting down the days as well!

Shaw Tarse you are an absolute idiot. Now i must plan on how i will get my revenge.

[Waugh-terfall]

RobTVR. said:

Arrghhh!!!

I'd written that date on the calendar and was counting down the days as well!

Oh, wow.

[Pints]

RobTVR. said:

Stuart said:

RobTVR. said:

So what's happening on December 4th? Please don't say he was winding me up again.

He was winding you up. Nothing is happening on December 4th.

Arrghhh!!!

I'd written that date on the calendar and was counting down the days as well!

Shaw Tarse you are an absolute idiot. Now i must plan on how i will get my revenge.

This one just does not learn.

In other news, I have some magic beans for sale if you're interested.

[Papa Hotel]

Tsk, tsk, tsk, getting poor, innocent Cock Womble banned and now this disgraceful trolling!

[Stuart]

We have a basic intelligence and common sense threshold test for our beta candidates.


Want to have a guess at how well you did?

[Pints]

Ouch.

[RobTVR.]

This new mobile site really takes the piss. I'm struggling to see why it's going to take until next year to produce such a simple website?! I'd have the whole thing done in less than a couple of weeks if i was doing it myself and had the right software.

Stuart, is there an actual date when it will be released, or at least an estimated date?

Thanks.

[Papa Hotel]

RobTVR. said:

This new mobile site really takes the piss. I'm struggling to see why it's going to take until next year to produce such a simple website?! I'd have the whole thing done in less than a couple of weeks if i was doing it myself and had the right software.

Stuart, is there an actual date when it will be released, or at least an estimated date?

Thanks.

Why don't you crack on then? Make yourself a bespoke PH reader and wave it in Stuart's stupid face. Have a crack at solving world debt, war, food, pollution and the environment while you're at it, Robbie Big Balls.

[RobTVR.]

Papa Hotel said:

RobTVR. said:

This new mobile site really takes the piss. I'm struggling to see why it's going to take until next year to produce such a simple website?! I'd have the whole thing done in less than a couple of weeks if i was doing it myself and had the right software.

Stuart, is there an actual date when it will be released, or at least an estimated date?

Thanks.

Why don't you crack on then? Make yourself a bespoke PH reader and wave it in Stuart's stupid face. Have a crack at solving world debt, war, food, pollution and the environment while you're at it, Robbie Big Balls.

No need to get stressed about it, i just genuinely don't understand why it takes so long. Obviously there is more work involved than what i might think.

[Papa Hotel]

RobTVR. said:

No need to get stressed about it, i just genuinely don't understand why it takes so long. Obviously there is more work involved than what i might think.

Possibly.

[Fun Bus]

RobTVR. said:

This new mobile site really takes the piss. I'm struggling to see why it's going to take until next year to produce such a simple website?! I'd have the whole thing done in less than a couple of weeks if i was doing it myself and had the right software.

Stuart, is there an actual date when it will be released, or at least an estimated date?

Thanks.

I don't think being rude is very sensible, is it.

[RobTVR.]

Fun Bus said:

RobTVR. said:

This new mobile site really takes the piss. I'm struggling to see why it's going to take until next year to produce such a simple website?! I'd have the whole thing done in less than a couple of weeks if i was doing it myself and had the right software.

Stuart, is there an actual date when it will be released, or at least an estimated date?

Thanks.

I don't think being rude is very sensible, is it.

It wasn't my intention to sound rude in the slightest.

[Fun Bus]

It's how it came across. Anyway - it wasn't your intention so I apologise for calling you rude.

Lets all sit back and wait for further updates as and when.