Scrump... who is he?

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

I like to play with things a while... before annihilation moderation.

Tis true!!!! Although "play with" is a somewhat misleading representation of the prolonged and continuous mental destruction bestowed upon your latest quarry!!!!

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Cudd Wudd said:

hoagypubdog said:

He's a mod...

who splits long threads into new volumes.

At precisely 10,000 posts.

Not 9,999

Not 10,001

10,000

Yes.



Or when he feels like it...

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

Cudd Wudd said:

hoagypubdog said:

He's a mod...

who splits long threads into new volumes.

At precisely 10,000 posts.

Not 9,999

Not 10,001

10,000

Yes.



Or when he feels like it...

Look, we're trying to build mystique here not a drab picture of beige normality. Where is your esprit de corps?

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

"I AM SCRUMP THE MERCILESS, EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE."

Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.

Ooh, 'ello!
I'm glenrobbo and this is my friend Dicky.

( Aside: 'E's ever so bold, isn't he, Dicky? I say, 'e's ever so bold!

Dicky: "He looks Minging to me, does he look Minging to you, glenrobbo?"


Oooh, 'e does, doesn't 'e?
Proper Mingin'!
I bet 'e never shows proper respect to his underlings!

Come on Dicky, I don't much like the look of 'im!
I've done us some mince for dinner. Can't beat a nice bit of mince...)

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 7th July 17:32

[DickyC]

Scrump: Would I have vada’d any of them do you think?
Dicky: Oooaaawwh! He’s got all the Palare, ain’t he?
Robbo: [archly] I wonder where he picks it up?

[Monkeylegend]

DickyC said:

At precisely 10,000 posts.

Not 9,999

Not 10,001

10,000

You are forgetting the button which clicks you over to 10001 when you make your 10000th post.

[Scrump]

I wonder if smifffymoto is happy with the answers to his question? He is very quiet.

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

I wonder if smifffymoto is happy with the answers to his question? He is very quiet.

Is that because he's realised he's dealing with an international man of mystery, with friends in low places with loose morals, but tight underwear???

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Is that because he's realised he's dealing with an international man of mystery, with friends in low places with loose morals, but tight underwear???

Squeak for yourself.

[Scrump]

The 14 day quarantine has recently cramped the international aspects of the mystery.

[Wacky Racer]

I have it on good authority he is Big Al's grandson.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Is that because he's realised he's dealing with an international man of mystery, with friends in low places with loose morals, but tight underwear???

Squeak for yourself.

I've managed to stop the squeaking with a liberal application of WD40!!!

Scrump said:

The 14 day quarantine has recently cramped the international aspects of the mystery.

I thought you were exempt due to the clandestine, ultra secret, deniable black ops missions that we're not allowed to mention!!!!

Wacky Racer said:

I have it on good authority he is Big Al's grandson.

I thought that was just an urban myth!!!

[Scrump]

Wacky Racer said:

I have it on good authority he is Big Al's grandson.

The PH mod family tree, an interesting concept.

[Wacky Racer]

Scrump said:

Wacky Racer said:

I have it on good authority he is Big Al's grandson.

The PH mod family tree, an interesting concept.

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Wacky Racer said:

I have it on good authority he is Big Al's grandson.

The PH mod family tree, an interesting concept.

I was led to believe that Big Al is Scrump's Godmother.

[glenrobbo]

Scrump finds the lack of website feedback very disappointing.

[Scrump]

I wouldn’t say disappointed.
I am always amazed at the breadth of posts on PH, ranging from niche technical subjects through to some of the most bizarre and entertaining stuff.
Not much technical content in this thread

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

I wouldn’t say disappointed.
I am always amazed at the breadth of posts on PH, ranging from niche technical subjects through to some of the most bizarre and entertaining stuff.
Not much technical content in this thread

Regarding the breadth of posts, one I tried to post earlier was far too broad. You'll find it standing up next to the front door by the boot scraper. Consider having a wider letterbox fitted, could you? Dashed inconvenient particularly if it contains valuables.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Scrump said:

I wouldn’t say disappointed.
I am always amazed at the breadth of posts on PH, ranging from niche technical subjects through to some of the most bizarre and entertaining stuff.
Not much technical content in this thread

Regarding the breadth of posts, one I tried to post earlier was far too broad. You'll find it standing up next to the front door by the boot scraper. Consider having a wider letterbox fitted, could you? Dashed inconvenient particularly if it contains valuables.

Don't the couriers just throw it over the wall anyway???

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Don't the couriers just throw it over the wall anyway???

Hand delivered. I refuse to use that disease ridden hell hole of a convenience store Post Office so I opted to drive up there. No answer. Post too wide for letter box so left it by the boot scraper as mentioned. Wondered about leaving it with a neighbour but there are rumours. I can't say more at this juncture. Still, i had a nice drive out in the Terraplane.