Strange old retired neighbor

Strange old retired neighbor

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sc0tt

Original Poster:

18,039 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Evening chaps,

I live opposite an old couple. Lived here for 25 years etc and generally mean no harm but are busy bodys.

The chap is out there pruning his garden roughly quicker than it can grow, no harm no foul even if I don’t like his multi coloured light up rockery.

Anyway I’ve only lived here a few months and today I’ve come home to 2 branches of bush thrown in my garden. Theres nothing wrong with the bush, it might be a little bushier than he would like but we have a lot of birds nesting in it so I’m happy to leave it as it is.

CCTV tells me he has been out with another neighbour making aggressive gestures at my bush (no sound unfortunately) hehe

So i’m up for a little neighborhood love. Shall I tell him to get fked and don’t cut my bush? Go and cut some of his? Any other humorous suggestions on a postcard.

I see the 2 branches as a passive aggressive, this is what is going to happen type ransom note.


Edited by sc0tt on Wednesday 19th May 19:41

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Does he have any gnomes?

Take a few, keep them a while and take them with you on days out or to work. Take pics, send them to him, take the pieces of bush with you and sit the gnomes next to them for their pics?

oblio

5,408 posts

227 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Presumably the bush borders his garden and he has pruned it his side and 'offered' you the pruned bits back?

I'm sure for this thread to take off some photos of the offending bush vis a vis the boundary of his and your garden would help biggrin

smile

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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I'll get the PH obvious out the way.

Chilled meat product and a hitting device.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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just thank him and move on. these old codgers have nothing to do so get irritated by small st.

NDA

21,572 posts

225 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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As mentioned above - if the branches were overhanging his land, then he's entitled to lop them off.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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sc0tt said:
He lives 20ft away over the road hehe
Criminal damage, then. Get plod in...

m3jappa

6,421 posts

218 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Tie them back on? or tie them to one of his bushes.

MDMA .

8,893 posts

101 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Coffin dodgers, fk all better to do with their time smile Any luck and he'll be dead soon.

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Call him mr y to his face

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Oh.

Essex.

lost in espace

6,161 posts

207 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Did you have to post that map? I, and thousands of other PHers now know there is an Essex Fire Museum. There will be queues around the block tomorrow morning.

Timja

1,921 posts

209 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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sc0tt said:
Here we go.

https://mapstreetview.com/#unlgn_6oav_1l.a_-7f40

My bush infront of the estate car. His house is that opposite.

I own the strip of land down the side of the fence.
Presumably bush is/was overhanging the paved area that various other residents have right of access over - was it protruding any more than in the photo (e.g. would it be in the way of a car/van driving over the shared access?)

If its overhanging and in the way, I can understand why they would want this cut back but still common manners to just speak to you about it rather than cut it. Does CCTV show him cutting it?


PositronicRay

27,010 posts

183 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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One neighbour likes to do a little gardening, the other one likes to film them. scratchchin

Now which one is strange?

BTW this belongs in the correct thread in the lounge

sc0tt

Original Poster:

18,039 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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PositronicRay said:
One neighbour likes to do a little gardening, the other one likes to film them. scratchchin

Now which one is strange?

BTW this belongs in the correct thread in the lounge
If you stick your head over my fence and start chucking stuff in my garden you get filmed. Me, odd? Probably not.

FiF

44,061 posts

251 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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Tie the severed branches back onto the bush with garden twine, then attach a helium filled balloon bearing the message "Get Well Soon."

steveo3002

10,515 posts

174 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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keep a screen shot off the cctv and have it printed onto a xmas card or whatever

Herbs

4,916 posts

229 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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FiF said:
Tie the severed branches back onto the bush with garden twine, then attach a helium filled balloon bearing the message "Get Well Soon."
Don't forget the wanted/appeal for information regarding an incident of GBH and a general description of the perpetrator. smile

Sheepshanks

32,749 posts

119 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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sc0tt said:
His house is that opposite.
Has he really planted a tree in the footpath?

DrDeAtH

3,587 posts

232 months

Wednesday 11th July 2018
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OP, just go and curl one out on his doorstep when it's dark.....