Which one of you is selling this Merc?

[Garemberg]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202...

[MrBarry123]

I feel sorry for whoever buys it and then has to collect it from the current owner.

[vixen1700]

Oh dear.

[Triumph Man]

MrBarry123 said:

I feel sorry for whoever buys it and then has to collect it from the current owner.

Nah you'd probably end up under the patio, or wanting to kill yourself after he's shown you his collection of sex dolls. Because he will have some. Definitely more than one.

If you do manage to get away, probably best to visit the detailing section on here to get the best advice on how to remove spunk from exhaust tips.

Edited by Triumph Man on Tuesday 25th February 11:46

[Silverbullet767]

Expected to see a car worthy of the badly modified cars thread to be disappointed.

I thought "why is this worthy of a thread?" Then I seen the description.

Holy mother of all that is weird!

WTF?

[Garemberg]

Silverbullet767 said:

Expected to see a car worthy of the badly modified cars thread to be disappointed.

I thought "why is this worthy of a thread?" Then I seen the description.

Holy mother of all that is weird!

WTF?

I've always actively avoided viewing any car where the seller refers to it as "She" but Adrenalyne is a whole new level of Swiss Toni

[njw1]

Jesus H Christ...

That's got to be a wind up surely?

[S100HP]

absolutebellend said:

I have had the pleasure of riding and taming Adrenalyne for exactly a decade now. In that time I like to think that I have broken her in sufficiently enough that she has now reached a point where she will respond obediently to another man's right foot (or a woman's of course). She is a playful little thing who responds well to a firm hand however given half a chance she will grip like glue and insist that you go at it hard and fast. She appreciates the manual approach and enjoys having her paddles flicked up and down so much that even people who have never been inside her will hear her coming as she lets out screams from her well-rounded pipe. Pop her into auto and comfort mode and you will never know that you are jockeying a beast that will take you roaring from 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and then on to 155mph before her limiter kicks in. She is extremely tidy and well presented with a shiny obsidian black body, a black leather interior and a dark black hood. She is definitely one for the boys with more added extras than a GOT battle scene. If you are interested in adopting Adrenalyne then I think that you are making a shrewd investment as her value, like her drive only improves with age! All I would ask is that you look after her in the same way that she has me! Black, 3 owners, £17,500

[gr1340]

njw1 said:

Jesus H Christ...

That's got to be a wind up surely?

It's got to be, I can't see that hitting 60 in 3.9 seconds.

[itlab]

gr1340 said:

It's got to be, I can't see that hitting 60 in 3.9 seconds.

Or any one paying 17500 for a 17 year old clk

[Demelitia]

Anyone else feel like taking about 3 showers in a row?

[Nezquick]

It's certainly a different approach to selling, i'll give him that.

[ZX10R NIN]

Now I like a CLK but this guy is straight loops for a number of reasons (& that's before we talk about the listing) obviously he's overpriced I know CLK 55's are firming up but he's speculating.

You can buy a last of the line facelift 55 for 5k under his asking & that'll have the air cooled seats 6/4 pot brakes 63 suspension setup individual climate etc:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...

Or for 1k more you can have a full fat CLK63 convertible.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202...

He doesn't want to sell it that's why it has that listing.

[Richard-390a0]

What's the amicable divorce bit about below the price?... Thw whole advert is cuckoo

[dmsims]

ZX10R NIN said:

You can buy a last of the line facelift 55 for 5k under his asking & that'll have the air cooled seats 6/4 pot brakes 63 suspension setup individual climate etc:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...

That's a lot of car for the money!

[Dave Hedgehog]

Nezquick said:

It's certainly a different approach to selling, i'll give him that.

Almost like he’s trying to put people of buying it

[Milkbuttons]

one of the better adverts I have ready! good luck to him and Adrenalyne for the future!

[Nickp82]

Only managed to read about half, felt too nauseous to be able to continue

[anonymous-user]

Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

[cerb4.5lee]

That is one crazy advert that is for sure!