Which one of you is selling this Merc?
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dmsims said:
ZX10R NIN said:
You can buy a last of the line facelift 55 for 5k under his asking & that'll have the air cooled seats 6/4 pot brakes 63 suspension setup individual climate etc:
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...
That's a lot of car for the money!https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...
I tend to get the impression the seller is a Sir Les Patterson type who is after a well-nyloned, high-heeled, inflated chest nymphomaniac cougar-kind of buyer.
Any enquiring calls from a male will immediately be responded to with 'You must have the wrong number' followed by an abrupt dead line.
Female callers will get the full Sir Les charm with our male hero seller spitting profusely into the phone mouthpiece in anticipation of imminent fulfillment of his rather limited sexual fantasies.
Naturally, he'll eventually sell to an overweight plumber called Colin with a body odour problem for half the price, but Sir Les will claim victory behind clenched teeth at the prospect that Colin's wife looked at him with that deadpan look cows give when chewing a particularly tasty cud of grass.
Any enquiring calls from a male will immediately be responded to with 'You must have the wrong number' followed by an abrupt dead line.
Female callers will get the full Sir Les charm with our male hero seller spitting profusely into the phone mouthpiece in anticipation of imminent fulfillment of his rather limited sexual fantasies.
Naturally, he'll eventually sell to an overweight plumber called Colin with a body odour problem for half the price, but Sir Les will claim victory behind clenched teeth at the prospect that Colin's wife looked at him with that deadpan look cows give when chewing a particularly tasty cud of grass.
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