Which one of you is selling this Merc?

Which one of you is selling this Merc?

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PGNSagaris

2,930 posts

166 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Quite apart from the cringe fest that is that advert, it’s the pricing that most worries me for his mental state. Poor fella.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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Yes dear the car is up for sale, but I'm not getting any calls on it.
Your new kitchen might have to wait.

irocfan

40,389 posts

190 months

Tuesday 25th February 2020
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talksthetorque said:
Yes dear the car is up for sale, but I'm not getting any calls on it.
Your new kitchen might have to wait.
this ^^^ Cringeworthy in extremis!

Mouse Rat

1,807 posts

92 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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Best read in the voice of Fat Harry White

hmmmm baby

VR99

1,262 posts

63 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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If the owner doesn't sport a mullet then I'd find that very upsetting.

CAPP0

19,577 posts

203 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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dmsims said:
ZX10R NIN said:
You can buy a last of the line facelift 55 for 5k under his asking & that'll have the air cooled seats 6/4 pot brakes 63 suspension setup individual climate etc:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...
That's a lot of car for the money!
Whereas "Adrenalyne" is a lot of money for the car.

GliderRider

2,090 posts

81 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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If you read the last two sentences, he clearly sees himself as a highly priced chattel looking for a new mistress/master. The last sentence isn't about the car!

GOATever

2,651 posts

67 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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It obviously comes with 15 grands worth of Columbia’s finest stashed in the boot as well.

Spare tyre

9,538 posts

130 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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It’s worked though, we’ve all looked at it and we wouldn’t have if it had been a regular boring description

JimOi

3 posts

50 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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GOATever said:
It obviously comes with 15 grands worth of Columbia’s finest stashed in the boot as well.
You mean 40 or so of these babies?

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Spare tyre said:
It’s worked though, we’ve all looked at it and we wouldn’t have if it had been a regular boring description
But are 50 extra ad views worth a visit from Operation Yewtree?

Bellini

768 posts

151 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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I tend to get the impression the seller is a Sir Les Patterson type who is after a well-nyloned, high-heeled, inflated chest nymphomaniac cougar-kind of buyer.

Any enquiring calls from a male will immediately be responded to with 'You must have the wrong number' followed by an abrupt dead line.

Female callers will get the full Sir Les charm with our male hero seller spitting profusely into the phone mouthpiece in anticipation of imminent fulfillment of his rather limited sexual fantasies.

Naturally, he'll eventually sell to an overweight plumber called Colin with a body odour problem for half the price, but Sir Les will claim victory behind clenched teeth at the prospect that Colin's wife looked at him with that deadpan look cows give when chewing a particularly tasty cud of grass.

p4cks

6,906 posts

199 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Spare tyre said:
It’s worked though, we’ve all looked at it and we wouldn’t have if it had been a regular boring description
Yes we looked, but it's for the wrong reasons.


sinbaddio

2,369 posts

176 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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I'm guessing this belongs to Neil Chambers.

Toyoda

1,557 posts

100 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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Mouse Rat said:
Best read in the voice of Fat Harry White

hmmmm baby
Ahhh happy memories. Mark and the boy Lard, what a pair.