Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]
Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]
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macron

12,742 posts

189 months

Thursday 11th December 2025
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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2025080551...

Thread max E39 540i. Yum.

Nice Jag too.

bolidemichael

17,455 posts

224 months

Thursday 11th December 2025
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macron said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2025080551...

Thread max E39 540i. Yum.

Nice Jag too.
That's a good spot

Bubbas Grill

411 posts

52 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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bolidemichael said:
macron said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2025080551...

Thread max E39 540i. Yum.

Nice Jag too.
That's a good spot
Had one. Gutless given the cc but the worst thing I remember were the awful headlights. Victorian dark at their best. Rusty too....

Nah!

StefanYHU

43 posts

31 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Krikkit said:
tobinen said:
Krikkit said:
Did my L405 4.4 TDV8 purchase in January make your list too?
Nope, I have not seen a picture of that in this thread, chap. I recorded five in January but I have never seen an L405 grace these pages. It will be a first, I am pretty sure.
My fault again...



Ive have to keep reminding myself over and over, that only two cars have ever broken down on me in dangerous situations, one of which being on the outside lane of a motorway where the car quite simply decided to switch itself of after driving faultlessly - they were both range rovers.

My last one, the worst thing about it was nobody wanted to fking look at it when it needed fixed.

tobinen

10,219 posts

168 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Happy Friday losers

Silver Spirit, £15,000

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1953518


W00DY

16,457 posts

249 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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tobinen said:
Happy Friday losers

Silver Spirit, £15,000

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1953518

I have a real thing for the Spirit IV at the moment.

4 memory positions, what's not to like (No, the non-mirrored seat controls are just part of the charm. Shut up.)

Den Den

407 posts

42 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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tobinen said:
One of the thread's favourites reviewed by No.27

cloud9 my dream car

W00DY

16,457 posts

249 months

GeniusOfLove

4,691 posts

35 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Krikkit said:
Parts are reasonable but it's a lot of work getting it done. At £75 an hour or whatever they charge these days it's a big one.
Have you seen the JLR TSB about changing just the tensioners and guides with the chain in situ, with the help of cable ties?

Looks like a full days work the first time you do it but maybe 5 hours or so once you've done a couple. On a lower mileage car I'd do that, provided the codes for timing adjustment show the chain isn't too elongated.

Snubs

1,373 posts

162 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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W00DY said:
Now that's glorious. Looking at the pics in the add, has the rear wing bent in the middle or is it supposed to look like that?

Swervin_Mervin

4,879 posts

261 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Snubs said:
W00DY said:
Now that's glorious. Looking at the pics in the add, has the rear wing bent in the middle or is it supposed to look like that?
They always look like that. Although whether they're meant to I've no idea - they look like they've gone soft in the sun hehe

Hippea

3,240 posts

92 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Something a bit different and asbo for a Friday



https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/19592109

anotherswifty

661 posts

110 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Ermm, interesting is about as far as I’d go with that. Good spot tho. Rubbish handling I believe and will be horribly thirsty, and seems way OTT in price to me. It might have lots of ccs but as far as barge sophistication goes there must be far better places to put your 14k.
Something about that appeals to the inner hooligan tho wink

Rayny

2,034 posts

224 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Another Friday offering - Not quite as comfortable as a Range Rover, but it is older than most of you:
https://www.country-classic-cars.co.uk/listings/19...

phil_cardiff

8,277 posts

231 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Hippea said:
Something a bit different and asbo for a Friday



https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/19592109
I'd straight pipe it and never go above 30mph, or around bends.

MightyBadger

3,862 posts

73 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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W00DY said:
Lovely, what a beauty. Manual and purple, rare.

Rumdoodle

1,763 posts

43 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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W00DY said:
tobinen said:
Happy Friday losers

Silver Spirit, £15,000

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1953518

I have a real thing for the Spirit IV at the moment.

4 memory positions, what's not to like (No, the non-mirrored seat controls are just part of the charm. Shut up.)
I've always had a thing for Silver Spirits, and I'm drawn to the earlier cars. Maybe the simpler tech makes them easier to run there days than the later ones, I don't know.

deadtom

2,740 posts

188 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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anotherswifty said:
Ermm, interesting is about as far as I d go with that. Good spot tho. Rubbish handling I believe
I may be due a QI klaxon, but I thought these were based on the then previous gen E Class chassis (so I guess the W210?), so wouldn't that mean they handle like an E class?

Or is that why they handle badly?

disclaimer: I have never driven a W210

QBee

22,101 posts

167 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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deadtom said:
anotherswifty said:
Ermm, interesting is about as far as I d go with that. Good spot tho. Rubbish handling I believe
I may be due a QI klaxon, but I thought these were based on the then previous gen E Class chassis (so I guess the W210?), so wouldn't that mean they handle like an E class?

Or is that why they handle badly?

disclaimer: I have never driven a W210
I have.
My previous car was a Saab 9-5 with stiffer dampers, and it went round corners like it was on rails.
Whereas the Mercedes was an extreme case of turn in and hold your breath.
It wallowed its way around the corners and your exit point was pure speculation.
Reminded me of a canal barge, so well suited for this thread.

anotherswifty

661 posts

110 months

Friday 12th December 2025
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Good info QBee, I assumed it was just because it was yankee.
Would the better option, for this budget or less, be a [petrol] XF estate with the V8 (1st gen) altho there’s not even one on AT. The 2nd gen X260 is at most 3.0 vee6, but is that the jlr with 2 cyl blocked off or is it a proper/better motor ? Sorry am hirsutally challenged on this topic.