Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]
Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]
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macron

13,382 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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QBee said:
More likely that the car is going to bite your bottom the first chance it gets !
Oof, normally that costs extra!



...So I'm told

Crook

8,057 posts

254 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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ferrisbueller said:
To offer an alternate view. I think that era of Audi was decent. Always dynamically short of what BMW could do, but a decent 7/10s type option and the V8 remains a strong differentiation. The RS4 of the time was at the same 420 bhp mark as the E9X and Lexus ISF but the S4 performance could certainly be described as adequate and the soundtrack is great.

One burbled by me in a supermarket car park the other week and it sounded naughty, but nice. The lumpy tax is always going to be an issue but it's the same for other cars, too. My bigger reservation would be the 3k chain job potentially lurking.

As someone who craves cost effective V8 burbles it's quite difficult to navigate. The Venn diagram isn't generous in its solutions.

An S4/5 is almost one end of the scale, the other end can run well into 6 figures for filth like Z8s and SLSs. Trading depreciation/appreciation against capital outlay and running costs quickly becomes an issue of analysis paralysis.

My spreadsheet starts at the Audis, then moves up via a Mustang at 30k, an RC F at 40k, an LC500 at 60k and so on.

I think the Audi is a temptingly cheap answer to scratch the noisy itch.
Black E55

Just get this, it will have the best V8 noise you'll ever want, it will keep pulling until you have to lift and the engines and gearboxes are known to be very robust.
Also it's cool as the proverbial Fox's glacier mint without shouting about it.

ferrisbueller

30,317 posts

257 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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GeniusOfLove said:
Just to clarify, it's the S models I can't see the point in, the RS aren't for me but I can absolutely see why you would.
Yes, I'm referring to S4/5

An RS4 Avant would obviously float boat.

ajprice

33,424 posts

226 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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ferrisbueller said:
GeniusOfLove said:
Just to clarify, it's the S models I can't see the point in, the RS aren't for me but I can absolutely see why you would.
Yes, I'm referring to S4/5

An RS4 Avant would obviously float boat.
But it wouldn't have the history of being owned by Rod Hull 9 years after he died...

ferrisbueller

30,317 posts

257 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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ajprice said:
ferrisbueller said:
GeniusOfLove said:
Just to clarify, it's the S models I can't see the point in, the RS aren't for me but I can absolutely see why you would.
Yes, I'm referring to S4/5

An RS4 Avant would obviously float boat.
But it wouldn't have the history of being owned by Rod Hull 9 years after he died...
I'm holding out for Keith Harris and Orville's E63.


anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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KadettE said:
LS600h for a bit over thread. Looks pretty decent for the mileage (from what you can tell from the bad pitcures). A number of them around for not much money at the moment it looks like. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202605222...

What a wonderful thing...

Rusty Old-Banger

7,761 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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biggbn said:
KadettE said:
LS600h for a bit over thread. Looks pretty decent for the mileage (from what you can tell from the bad pitcures). A number of them around for not much money at the moment it looks like. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202605222...

What a wonderful thing...
Rod Hull's old car. True that.

Mr Tidy

31,536 posts

157 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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GeniusOfLove said:
Well this is a curious thing

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/318381133859

A manual 6.0 late XJ12 covered in Jaguarsport bits. I thought JaguarSport were gone by 1995/6 but maybe they weren't and this was a car someone dropped a fortune to have modified? I know the original idea of JaguarSport was like a works service affair as well as developing stuff like the XJR-S.

Also seems suspiciously cheap.
That looks lovely!

But that price does make me wonder what the catch is.

deeen

6,411 posts

275 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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Mr Tidy said:
GeniusOfLove said:
Well this is a curious thing

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/318381133859

A manual 6.0 late XJ12 covered in Jaguarsport bits. I thought JaguarSport were gone by 1995/6 but maybe they weren't and this was a car someone dropped a fortune to have modified? I know the original idea of JaguarSport was like a works service affair as well as developing stuff like the XJR-S.

Also seems suspiciously cheap.
That looks lovely!

But that price does make me wonder what the catch is.
Unused for 10 years... "Bring a trailer"? I think the price is about right!

dscam

2,533 posts

217 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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Rusty Old-Banger said:
Rod Hull's old car. True that.
Nah, 100% it belonged to Bob Carolgees. He was an early adopter of hybrid technology.

W00DY

16,733 posts

256 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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ferrisbueller said:
I'm holding out for Keith Harris and Orville's E63.
This is the one for me.


Nicks90

881 posts

84 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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biggbn said:
KadettE said:
LS600h for a bit over thread. Looks pretty decent for the mileage (from what you can tell from the bad pitcures). A number of them around for not much money at the moment it looks like. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202605222...

What a wonderful thing...
Lexus m/d service history up to 154k miles, wonder if lexus would share any details of what it's found during that time with potential new owners?
Or would that be a gdpr no-no?

If they would anonymise the records, it would potentially show if its was looked after and had all recommended works completed straight away, or a lemon run on the bare minimum.

dscam

2,533 posts

217 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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Slightly above top thread but lovely colours:

https://ebay.us/m/VWfWcE


defblade

8,061 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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Hippea said:
I like that. Well worth a punt at half thread (at least, before MOT checks and getting down on the gravel to look under it...)

Bubbas Grill

522 posts

59 months

Tuesday 2nd June
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dscam said:
Slightly above top thread but lovely colours:

https://ebay.us/m/VWfWcE

Quote from the Mrs.. ''That looks like a Hearse''

She has a point...

Venisonpie

4,851 posts

112 months

Wednesday 3rd June
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dscam said:
Slightly above top thread but lovely colours:

https://ebay.us/m/VWfWcE

That's superb even with the attempt to make it look like a van. Assume its a red top engine which is over 300bhp - great barge.

GlenMH

5,462 posts

273 months

Wednesday 3rd June
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Venisonpie said:
That's superb even with the attempt to make it look like a van. Assume its a red top engine which is over 300bhp - great barge.
Mine is only 265bhp. That does look in good condition.

The Count

3,414 posts

293 months

Wednesday 3rd June
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dscam said:
Slightly above top thread but lovely colours:

https://ebay.us/m/VWfWcE

Now that...is nice! Great find.

(p.s. i'm holding out for Sturgeon's 125k RV)

Crook

8,057 posts

254 months

Wednesday 3rd June
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Whoever was looking for a large estate a few days ago should go and look at that - it looks like new and those estates are cavernous!

ferrisbueller

30,317 posts

257 months

Wednesday 3rd June
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The Count said:
(p.s. i'm holding out for Sturgeon's 125k RV)
The CIA will be bidding on that. They want to acquire the cloaking technology.