The Damon Grill bar and cafe

[ChemicalChaos]

A while back, whilst watching a BTCC race with some PH friends and a lot of alcohol, we suddenly started coming up with food based puns on racing driver names. It was funny at the time, so recently whilst bored I thought I'd refine it. Thus, I give you a fantasy Motorsport themed diner where every dish is named after a driver!

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Welcome to the Damon Grill motorsport bar and cafe!
Please have a browse of the Alain Menu:

Snacks and light bites

- Baked Jason Potato
- Niki Chowder
- James Special Kaye cereal topped with fruit and Yvan Muller yoghurt

To Share

- Rene Fondue with Rickard Ryebread
- Team AC Schnitzel: Breaded Charlie Lamb garnished with Gherkin Winklehock and served with a side of Roberto Ravioli

Mains

- Gerhard Burger with cheese
- Gabriele Linguine topped with Jonathan Parma Ham
- Quiche O'Dor
- Tommi Mackerel served with Johnny Risotto
- Matt Veal
- Laurent Paella
- Wild Andy Grouse oven roasted and garnished with Paul Radish
- Karun HamHock with Will Soy Sauce
- Gordon Spicy curried Alex Wurst
- Jackie Stewpot of Jenson Mutton with seasonal vegetables

Desserts

- Ayrton Semolina
- Jim Quark topped with fruit Alex Bonbons
- Waffle Vandoorne served with Tommy Custard or Stephen Jelly
- Colin TurkishDelight dusted with Johnny Sherbert

Drinks and Spirits

- Didier Peroni
- Rubens Limoncello
- Tim Harvey Wallbanger
- Takuma Sake
- Julian Baileys
- Pascal Gluhwein (winter special only)


We hope you enjoy your meal. Suggestions for additional dishes always welcome!

[The Rotrex Kid]

The special today is

The Lewis Ham,egg&chipsilton

[Speed Badger]

Quiche O'Dor

[NewUsername]

Absolutely top class.....especially the drinks menu!

[Munter]

This is extremely silly and a total waste of your time. Well done sir.

[Oilchange]

Speed Badger said:

Quiche O'Dor

That one is lost on me...

[anonymous-user]

I can give you my Alain Prosciutto recipe if you’d like it....

[NewUsername]

How about a nice Antonio Pizza-only o

[Zarco]

This is brilliant.

[Zarco]

Side order of Newey potatoes?

[HustleRussell]

Gourmet starters;

Pol Escargot
Alessandro Blini

Sweeties;

Johnny Sherbet
Giancarlo Fizzy Cola

[HustleRussell]

P.S. There's the old SniffPetrol joke;

Pasta Maldonado- An embarrassingly avoidable collision of flavours but we pay you to have it.

[NewUsername]

HustleRussell said:

P.S. There's the old SniffPetrol joke;

Pasta Maldonado- An embarrassingly avoidable collision of flavours but we pay you to have it.

A winning dish in the Spanish branch of the restaurant though

[Zarco]

Sautéed Romaine Grojean Lettuce

[NewUsername]

A lovely Spotted Dick Johnson with a Martin Brandy sauce

[SO27]

Begin with an Aperitiff Needell, maybe Pina Collard-a

And finish with a cheese board with your choice of Max or Tom Stilton

Edited by SO27 on Saturday 25th July 12:52

[gmasterfunk]

A starter of breaded Jenson garlic button mushrooms



Rubens limoncello is genius

[anonymous-user]

If two people order the Wild Andy Grouse do they get a Paul Radish each?

[NewUsername]

How about a George Mussel in cream sauce starter

[Dynion Araf Uchaf]

Le-Mons and Herbs(ert) stuffed Turkeyton.
Sausage Rohrl
Baked Sea Breen with tomatoes and coriander