Mercedes G55 AMG

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stuckmojo

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2,971 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Update: I am relocating back to the UK and after (not) much debate (it was really a man math inner dialogue) I have decided to take the G with me.

After all I am moving back to Newcastle and any self respecting gang leader must be seen around in a G wagen. Oh Aye.

Deciding is the easy bit. Taking on Dubai's finest on paperwork and bureaucracy is another matter altogether.

After much suffering, I managed to obtain an export certificate (with blue plates) from the Dubai RTA.

The process is as follows:

-RTA to send you a certificate of ownership via PDF - 70 AED

-Go to RTA Kiosk. Queue and get the car tested for Export - no matter if current certificate is still valid - 140 AED. It's the equivalent of an MOT but done by an exhausted bloke in 45 degree heat. Everything is awesome.

-Queue and obtain car insurance for export - 120 AED for 2 weeks.

-queue for hours and bring Emirates ID and original registration card - 110 AED. Meanwhile, about 10 people approach the desk you are sat at whilst discussing the process and address the functionary. Olympic calm needed.

-pay 1 AED for photocopy of all documents. Remember - and forget - to do more than 1 copy as you'll need these as currency

-wait again and get export certificate with blue plates.

Note - Blue plates are square and they won't fit in the plate holders. An imbecile there was about to put 4 screws into my bumper before I stopped him - his comment "it's just a small screw and it's a very solid bumper". Amazing. Even more amazing was that I spotted this because said idiot did drill two holes into the bumper of a spanking 2016 Turbo S. I hadn't the heart to take photos of that as the owner hit the nuclear button once I pointed out what was happening.

next week I'll take the car to the shipping company who will load it in a container I have booked.

On the UK side I'm using shipmycar as they'll do all the work, NOVA file etc.

I have an insurance quote - terrifyingly high - such is life.

Next, I was looking at some MPH instrument binnacles. Not needed for MOTas the car switches to miles, including the total mileage - which is nice - and the MPG - which is scary (15MPG on a flat motorway...)

I'll keep updating as things move on (will add photos with blue plates)

tektas

293 posts

99 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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He's the hero Newcastle deserves, but not the one it needs right now biggrin

I am looking forward to how you like the car on UK roads with UK fuel prices.

ALawson

7,815 posts

251 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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We brought my mums 3 month old Honda Prelude back from Dubai in 1988, if you are paying for a shipping container with all your belongs you may as well use all the space.

Just make sure you get the bottom of the car undersealed!

Epic car by the way.

stuckmojo

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2,971 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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ALawson said:
We brought my mums 3 month old Honda Prelude back from Dubai in 1988, if you are paying for a shipping container with all your belongs you may as well use all the space.

Just make sure you get the bottom of the car undersealed!

Epic car by the way.
That is a very good point. I am taking pictures of the underside as one of the advantages of being in this climate is that there is no rust anywhere and the car looks like new underneath.

I'm looking into Dinitrol or something similar being applied once the car lands in UK - Mid August or so.

The downside of that is most dark rubbery plastic bits tend to cook and perish (side mouldings etc - 300$ a strip...)


Hereward

4,164 posts

230 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Super cool and that interior makes it even more so. Don't change a thing in there.

Leins

9,457 posts

148 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Lovely, one of the very few SUVs I have a hankering for

GH421

44 posts

161 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Biggest dilemma for me would be the maccy's drivethrough

J4CKO

41,487 posts

200 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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15 MPG on a motorway, wow, is that a case of aerodynamics, weight and the 4wd gubbins ? I have a CLS 500 and that does mid twenties to thirty on the M Way, got it reading 32.1 the other week.

TNW

536 posts

202 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Could of been worse, I tried to export my car to a buyer in the Netherlands only to be told by the local guy at the RTA that this was impossible as there was no such country smile

stuckmojo

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2,971 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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TNW said:
Could of been worse, I tried to export my car to a buyer in the Netherlands only to be told by the local guy at the RTA that this was impossible as there was no such country smile
I believe you. On my first attempt, the lady there first selected (Italy) - I was born in Italy - then I had to scroll through the screen and select UNITED KINGDOM for her as "UK" did not exist as such and she had no idea.

Also, my registration papers say that the car was manufactured in "Australia" not "Austria" due to some obvious moronic clerical error smile]

as for parking lots and McDonalds



Edited by stuckmojo on Friday 23 June 14:53

jke11y

3,181 posts

237 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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I saw your post on GWOA (I recommended shipmycar). I never found LHD too much of an issue when I had my G but that was mostly around central London.

Sheetmaself

5,675 posts

198 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Did you ever look into Kleeman?? They are a very impressive operation indeed when i had mine i asked around they were the ones who got all the reccomendations.

There is a guy based in the UAE who has one with the SLR 722 engine transplanted into it!

Like you have said one thing i never thought the car needed was was more power, better brakes yes, but never more power!

stuckmojo

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2,971 posts

188 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Yes, the brakes are barely adequate, which is fair enough given the mass they have to deal with (and the engine has a lot of inertia with the supercharger, so lifting your foot won't slow the car down).

Thanks for recommending Shipmycar. So far so good.

Now I have these square blue plates which state 23/6 but the "official" rule is that they are valid for 14 days. Obviously it depends on the mood of the policeman if they stop me. Not that I'll be driving it much until it's loaded next Wednesday.

One interesting thing about this car is that it isn't as big as some other SUV's, especially width-wise. (It is quite small inside). It fits in narrow parking spaces and it's probably the easiest car in the world to park as one can see every corner perfectly. My wife's 220i is a nightmare in comparison.

On the flipside, it has a very wide turning radius - 285 tyres and solid axle at the front won't help I guess.

Best thing about it: Its engine and overall capability.
Worst thing about it: NOT the fuel consumption, but the hopeless Mercedes electrics from "that" era. Worse on a G-wagen as they're a melting pot of old and new. (see other MB Threads ere, can you spot a common theme? every single one of them has electrical niggles.) Here you won't need a car electrician, you need an exorcist.

Next to do, debadging. The car has the full G63 makeover, so the badges have to go. (Maybe replace with the originals, but clean looks fine by me)

Sheetmaself

5,675 posts

198 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Yeah nothing like lifting off and still accelerating for that split second, got scary some times!

Best electrical fault i had was the lights would sometimes turn off if i turned right for too long, this meant that roundabouts were a process of turning right followed by straightening up and turning right again!

I have heard of the switches for the windows swopping occasionally but have never seen this.

Mine was sold last year and some of the funds got me a m240 convertible, figured not as mad obviously but same idea big engine in small car. But as you say the 2 series is huge in comparison, i know the G-Wagen has huge road presence but for people not overly familiar with it let the shock value dissipate and then take in the actual size it will be a lot smaller than you first thought.

Good luck with the process of bringing over here, mine mainly stayed in Europe but did come over for short stays and then a final trip to Yorkshire to be sold to its new owner.

stuckmojo

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2,971 posts

188 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Adding photo with blue plates. Note they don't fit...


click on it

stuckmojo

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2,971 posts

188 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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Well, the car is on the water. Fingers crossed all will be ok.

HMRC wrote an email giving me a TOR number and accepting my duty relief. I read that as confirmation that I need not pay duty on car and KTM. Which is great.

Now the other part is to wait for the car to arrive and for the Shipmycar guys to get it registered in the UK.

It will be a long wait.

In the meantime, I have decided for the garage to also add undersealing to the car, since the dry Dubai weather left the underside in pristine condition. Worth doing it since there's no rust anywhere to be seen.

I'll send some more photos as things progress

Cheers

K50 DEL

9,236 posts

228 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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Having bought my 360 back from Dubai in 2015 I feel (a little of) your pain - though I had no issues at all with RTA on the day (possibly because I was there so often that most of the guys knew me anyway)

The biggest issue that I faced (apart from the shipping agents being a complete shower of clowns) was when the car came to be registered in the UK - because the exact registration date isn't important in the UAE the RTA had just written 2001 as the date of manufacture, this meant the DVLA dated the car as Jan 1st 2001 and gave it an X plate.

It took me 6 months and the intervention of Ferrari North Europe to get the DVLA to change the date to the correct October 21st and issue the 51 plate that it should have been on.

stuckmojo

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2,971 posts

188 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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K50 DEL said:
Having bought my 360 back from Dubai in 2015 I feel (a little of) your pain - though I had no issues at all with RTA on the day (possibly because I was there so often that most of the guys knew me anyway)

The biggest issue that I faced (apart from the shipping agents being a complete shower of clowns) was when the car came to be registered in the UK - because the exact registration date isn't important in the UAE the RTA had just written 2001 as the date of manufacture, this meant the DVLA dated the car as Jan 1st 2001 and gave it an X plate.

It took me 6 months and the intervention of Ferrari North Europe to get the DVLA to change the date to the correct October 21st and issue the 51 plate that it should have been on.
Yes, I did read your post, which is why I am looking into preventive action on this.

I'm trying to find a contact in Mercedes to confirm the date of manufacture - which anyone can see online with a free VIN checker.


K50 DEL

9,236 posts

228 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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stuckmojo said:
K50 DEL said:
Having bought my 360 back from Dubai in 2015 I feel (a little of) your pain - though I had no issues at all with RTA on the day (possibly because I was there so often that most of the guys knew me anyway)

The biggest issue that I faced (apart from the shipping agents being a complete shower of clowns) was when the car came to be registered in the UK - because the exact registration date isn't important in the UAE the RTA had just written 2001 as the date of manufacture, this meant the DVLA dated the car as Jan 1st 2001 and gave it an X plate.

It took me 6 months and the intervention of Ferrari North Europe to get the DVLA to change the date to the correct October 21st and issue the 51 plate that it should have been on.
Yes, I did read your post, which is why I am looking into preventive action on this.

I'm trying to find a contact in Mercedes to confirm the date of manufacture - which anyone can see online with a free VIN checker.
I suspect it's too late now but if you can get RTA to generate the export certificate showing the exact, correct date then that would remove any issue... I went back to them once my car was in the UK and I knew there was a problem and they were unable to retrospectively do a new cert for me as "once you've exported the car it's removed from our system"

The only proof of age that DVLA will accept is:
1) Export cert as above
2) Letter from the manufacturer confirming date of build

I was very very lucky to get mine changed post-registration, the import agent had never known anyone be successful at this before.

DJT14

57 posts

83 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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What an awesome machine as you said shame about the wood but a worthy sacrifice