Tell a sad story using 3 words

Tell a sad story using 3 words

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Flying Fish

Original Poster:

429 posts

166 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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I've seen a few of these things around on Facebook, maybe even here. Should be good for a laugh, if the lounge crew are up to their usual high standards of cunning witticism.
So, as the thread title suggests, a sad story using only 3 words.
Obviously exceptions to the word limit are permissable if the content is deemed worthy but let's try and keep it below, say, 7.


I'll start.

Catastrophic engine failure.

Over to you.

Gameface

16,565 posts

77 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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You've got cancer.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

261 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Cat Run Over

Flying Fish

Original Poster:

429 posts

166 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Whoa, that was a big hitter right out of the gate.


Try this:

"I've met someone"

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Murdered childhood pet.

Gameface

16,565 posts

77 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Will you marry me?

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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4th finger unnecessary.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

261 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Contraception? What's that?

Flying Fish

Original Poster:

429 posts

166 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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@OpulentBob

Sinister.

Gameface

16,565 posts

77 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Schmee's new video

designforlife

3,734 posts

163 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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We all die

HTP99

22,529 posts

140 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Your Dad's dead.

kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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"I love you"

Gary29

4,146 posts

99 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Gameface said:
Will you marry me?
That's 4.

'Mother in law'

Harry H

3,396 posts

156 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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From the Mrs

"I'm going shopping"

superlightr

12,852 posts

263 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Any last words?

Fastchas

2,643 posts

121 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Yipper's last post

Edited by Fastchas on Thursday 15th November 15:25

Gameface

16,565 posts

77 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Gary29 said:
Gameface said:
Will you marry me?
That's 4.
Read the OP.

vixen1700

22,858 posts

270 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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Dad's a paedo. frown

superlightr

12,852 posts

263 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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This will be close...