Why I’m not allowed to own “two” of anything anymore......

Why I’m not allowed to own “two” of anything anymore......

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Shadow R1

3,799 posts

176 months

Monday 16th September 2019
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Great updates. smile

That picture from Goodwood, the lc was behind barriers the rest of the heritage fleet was out in the open.
It's how much attention the lc commands even now.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Monday 16th September 2019
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B90LC... Dave what's his names isn't it? from V-Tuning? Local to me, dropped my mate there in his Cavalier to get an LET dropped in properly, or rather, I towed my mate there from the A23 when the badly plumbed in LET stopped working on his way to get it fixed...

I do miss those VBOA rally days, even if they were "all the same" every year, it changed when they lost Billing and I liked it the first year but my own club just stopped being viable so I've wound it up and now just have a forum only. And I don't even have a Vauxall now I've sold the Rascal. But that 25th Anniversary Parade was a good turnout

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Monday 16th September 2019
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B'stard Child said:
Shakermaker said:
B90LC... Dave what's his names isn't it? from V-Tuning? Local to me, dropped my mate there in his Cavalier to get an LET dropped in properly, or rather, I towed my mate there from the A23 when the badly plumbed in LET stopped working on his way to get it fixed...
Yep - B9 OLC (890 LC as displayed on "Show Plates") is David "Not Normal" on here and yes V-Tuning I think is run by his Dad?

Shakermaker said:
I do miss those VBOA rally days, even if they were "all the same" every year, it changed when they lost Billing
I can't say if it changed or not when they lost Billing as I stopped going biggrin

Shakermaker said:
I liked it the first year but my own club just stopped being viable so I've wound it up and now just have a forum only.
I have noticed that some forums are dying too - let alone clubs!!!

Shakermaker said:
And I don't even have a Vauxall now I've sold the Rascal.
Sooty Van Rascal? They were good fun a mate had one - absolute hoot - and actually you could pack a fair bit in them

Shakermaker said:
But that 25th Anniversary Parade was a good turnout
I don't think it broke the record for the number of LC's in same place - I think the ABS had a visit to Hethel and from memory nearly 30 turned up got there,

I went to it but in a "Polo" as the LC was having clutch rectification from memory hahahaha
Ah well I;ve learned something new about another PH'er then, I don't "know" Dave at all, I just know his car, couple of chats at VBOA meets and when we dropped my mate's car off indeed

Yes, had a Rascal, sold it a couple of months ago to mate. It won a cup at the last ever Billing-held event back in 2016. The 2017 show at Market Harborough wasn't bad at all, just different, and people like to moan. Club and forum have dried up considerably though, you're not wrong, though its good to see clubs like ABS still regularly get proper members meets going, I think the more offline approach clearly works much better for many of the old clubs, saves a lot of aggro, but requires dedicated members and organisers, which we lacked

S100HP

12,674 posts

167 months

Monday 16th September 2019
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Last time I checked this thread you left a Lotus Carlton shaped teaser. What a story since! Brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

FourGears

270 posts

55 months

Tuesday 17th September 2019
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NotNormal said:
wavey scarily that was probably 2006 with the VX Performance Car Club as it was back then. Owned it 16 years now, mega motors.
As long a go as that!

I did have a look at the website recently as the grey cells remembered it. Still a great read.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 17th September 2019
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Just a thought - did you take the LC to Castle Combe in 2010 for "Total Vauxhall Live" where they had loads of them for the 20th anniversary?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 17th September 2019
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B'stard Child said:
Nope - it wasn't on the road at the time biggrin
Ah well, not to worry. Remember seeing many of them there, and I had my Carlton on track in its "Dulux Yellow" paintscheme

fel71

477 posts

209 months

Tuesday 17th September 2019
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When you eventually sell the LC, will you buy something really reliable and user friendly like an Alfa Romeo? Just think of all the time you'll have to polish it, on second thoughts just get the minicab painted and enjoy the ongoing maintenance/servicing/rebuilding/tinkering and post more tails of woe/joy.beer

99Chimaera

324 posts

131 months

Tuesday 17th September 2019
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TVRs are just as frustrating as your LC has been, I had one a 400 Chimaera in blue, I loved it, but not it did cost me money (not as bad as my Land Rovers were!) It cleaned me out financially, I'm not mechanically minded. I very reluctantly sold to Fernhurst TVR after 7 years.

Thanks for sharing your experiences

Philip

Blanco92

201 posts

71 months

Tuesday 17th September 2019
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All this talk about selling... noooo don’t do it! If ever there was a perfect owner for a car. I understand if you had the paintwork done then it would grind your gears when it chips etc but by your own admission it’s never been a garage queen and just because you paint it doesn’t mean it has to become one.

I think the real question is would Mrs BC allow the LC and a TVR. Now we’re talking biggrin

Your story of the Carlton that spat its dummy out when you tried to sell it brings back memories. If I may, a story along similar lines...

My dad (an ex-mechanic) bought a Volvo 460 about 17/18 years ago... it was a cheap car at the time, and in very good condition... but a little leggy. That said, he ran it for about 18 months trouble free. Changed the oil once and that was it. It now had circa 160k miles. He put it up for sale (was now used only occasionally; the new car was on the drive) and a few days later, one Saturday morning it refused to start. Battery appeared to be flat. Meanwhile, at this very moment the phone rings, somebody interested in the car. Dad managed to put him off viewing until the next day, without raising suspicion. Now to keep the story shortish, the fault wasn’t the battery but the voltage regulator on the alternator had given up on life. After a flying visit to the scrappy a new one was sourced and later that day, fitted. Turn the key and nothing but a click; it was worse than before, not even the slightest sign of life. Cue lots of head scratching and mild panic. Then he notices a symbol on the dash. Consultation with the owners manual told us the car is immobilised. At this point the mild panic was just full blown exasperation. Dad may even have got a bit of a strop on at this point, and slammed the bonnet down... and a headlight cracked. It really was salt in the wounds stuff!

The morning after a night of crying into a few pints of Guinness... he calls the interested person and advises them the car developed a fault and so he wouldn’t be taking any viewings today. Not knowing a great deal about immobilisers... eventually the bullet was bitten and it was recovered to Volvo. A nice bill of circa £385 + a little for the treasury and the car was back in working order. Eventually sold it about a week later for £650. And the buyer had successfully chipped him for the cracked headlight.

I think the moral of the story is... part ex your car, if you do that then it doesn’t have time to stew and turn evil!

Mr Tidy

22,270 posts

127 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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So Mrs BC didn't seem to be a fan of the Skoda "Rapid" (as in slow)!

Whatever you sell to fund your obsession, please please please keep your green minicab! thumbup


Mr Tidy

22,270 posts

127 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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B'stard Child said:
What's the going rate for a kidney?
I don't know to be fair, but you'd have to weigh it up against an arm and a leg I suppose - which wouldn't work too well!

Blanco92

201 posts

71 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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B'stard Child said:
A pissed off Mrs BC for a few days cos I accidentally broke one of her rules is fine - she doesn't talk to me for a couple of days - she hates silence so I know she will crack fairly quickly and we are back to normal
biggrin count your lucky chickens it is that way around! When Mrs Blanco goes silent it always ends up with me caving as the silent treatment is unbearable! I think this is the single biggest barrier between me and a Lotus

Aluminati

2,498 posts

58 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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This thread, this man, the ultimate PH’er.

What a read, thank you .

My only contribution is back in the day, i went for a job in Silks of Walthamstow, the only reason being was the LC they had out front. But i’m sure it was metallic dark grey ?

Bobberoo99

38,548 posts

98 months

Friday 20th September 2019
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Followed from the start, great read, well written and very funny, please keep posting!!!

LukeBird

17,170 posts

209 months

Friday 27th September 2019
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Superb work OP clap
The whole thread really made me laugh, one of the best Readers' Cars threads I've seen.

On a sincere note, absolutely love seeing someone get their dream car (especially so, when you thought it was out of reach); fantastic stuff. thumbup

PowerslideSWE

1,116 posts

138 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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B'stard Child said:
Yeah - ownership perspective is a little different - I see one everyday - when I do go to club events - I can see 10 - 20 of them.

In Le Mans this year we got stuck in traffic - local French teenagers were walking past and then walking back and taking pictures.

This surprised me as in the UK most youngsters walk past it without even a look. It really is anonymous to anyone other than a "petrolhead"

It's just a big green ex mincab biggrin with a bit of poke

From a PH EA Dyno Day (a well trusted dyno that provided numbers on std cars that were spot on rather than "Optimistic")



They all make more than 377 bhp if they are in good order biggrin
That graph explains the encounter me and a mate had with one many years ago. Mate had a 2 year old E39 M5 (which was a REALLY fast car back in 2003) and we came up on a yellow LC (why someone thought repainting one yellow was a good idea is anyones guess) on a long motorway stretch, when I told my mate, whose driving habits best can be described as pure lunacy what car the yellow one was his response was his normal one, downshift, foot to the floor and fly past as fast as possible, he did his usual trick, LC owner took the bait and followed for almost 100 km's. Couldn't shake him, no way, no how.

Shadow R1

3,799 posts

176 months

Sunday 6th October 2019
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Great write up.
Please keep posting your antics, doesn't matter if it's one of your cars.
We like reading it anyway. smile

bolidemichael

13,803 posts

201 months

Sunday 6th October 2019
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Top stuff, marvellous ramblings! I was secretly hoping to spot an LC at the Lotus area at today's Bicester Scramble, so that I could introduce my boy to the man who isn't allowed two of anything, because of the hand cream hehe

Mr Tidy

22,270 posts

127 months

Monday 7th October 2019
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Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any better!

Great write-up OP. thumbup