Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 35)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 35)

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Bobberoo99

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38,362 posts

97 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Oooooooohhhhhh what's going on????
Why's it so bright and shiny and clean?!?!?

Is it........no it can't be!!!!

IT'S A NEW VOLUME!!!!
I found Dicky's new volume making computer!!!!

Now how the hell do I find my way back to the main house???? yikes


https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Magooagain

9,908 posts

169 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Tickets please,have them ready when I do the body search please.

Bobberoo99

Original Poster:

38,362 posts

97 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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"ssscccrrrtt"
Bobbers to control, over.
"ssscccrrrtt"

"ssscccrrrtt"
Hellllooooo!!!! Over.
"ssscccrrrtt"



"ssscccrrrtt"
Can't see much loads of smoke and now there's an alarm going off!!!! Over.
"ssscccrrrtt"



"ssscccrrrtt"
Bugger it, let's see if I can find a way out!!!
"ssscccrrrtt"

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

150 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Damn. I wanted to be first poster on this, my stir fry got in the way.

grumpy

glenrobbo

35,061 posts

149 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Hello fellow surviving Trivialites. Its a bit shouty here in this new volume.
What was that big bang? My ears are still ringing! earswobble

It sounded a bit like something that was previously a plosion... scratchchin

Did anyone else survive the shock wave, the blast, the deafening noise and the shower of st that followed?

UPDATE

Celtic have just scored again Celtic 2, Motherwell 0
And in the other match, it's East Fife 4, Forfar 5

But that's not important right now.
The important thing is that I have managed to procure the black puddings and successfully brought home the bacon:



The General would be standing proud right now:



The dirty old bugger. Lest we forget indeed!

glenrobbo

35,061 posts

149 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Magooagain said:
Tickets please,have them ready when I do the body search please.
Hi Magoo, do you need any help in your search for bodies?

Where are we going to stack them all?
I noticed there are quite a few littered about in the Residents' Lounge.
But I suppose that's quite normal really.

Oh, and what if one or two are still alive?
Do we do the decent thing and put them out of their misery?

The Absinthe would go further if we did. drink

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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BOBBERS!
What have you done?

Bobberoo99

Original Poster:

38,362 posts

97 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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"ssscccrrrtt"
So far I've managed to find my way to another door, I'm fairly sure i turned right into the room so I need to turn, er, um, oh sod it I'm just going to keep turning right until I find a way out!!!
"ssscccrrrtt"

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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shout Over here!

glenrobbo

35,061 posts

149 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
Oooooooohhhhhh what's going on????

Is it........no it can't be!!!!

I found Dicky's new volume making computer!!!!
Computer? confused

I always thought he used Harmony hairspray for extra volume?

Well, I often used to see him coming out of the Harmony shop clutching something under his raincoat...

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Did the new volume computer not require a password?

Bobberoo99

Original Poster:

38,362 posts

97 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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CCOOOOOEEEEEEE!!! I'M BACK!!!wavey

You're not going to believe this, if you turn right everytime you come to a door or corner, and then climb the stairs at the end of the corridor you end up in, it comes out in Dicky's old quarters at the end of the East Wing!!!

Cor innit nice and clean and shiny!!!! nono No leaving grubby finger prints everywhere!!!!

glenrobbo

35,061 posts

149 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
"ssscccrrrtt"
So far I've managed to find my way to another door, I'm fairly sure i turned right into the room so I need to turn, er, um, oh sod it I'm just going to keep turning right until I find a way out!!!
"ssscccrrrtt"
Bobbers! Have you found the moles' main underground terminus?

If you feel yourself being molested, you are getting pretty close to the Grand Molestation.

:shudder: You're a braver man than I am, Gunga Din Bobberoo. bow
Their Grand Molestation Ceremony makes your TT Initiation Programme look like a Teddy Bares' Picnic. yikes


Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Glenners, you can’t talk to the OP like that! biglaugh

DickyC

49,539 posts

197 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Bobbers, I have a very disenchanted Emergency Bookbinder on the phone. No one gave him the heads up. He's saying he won't be out today to bind Volume 34, he'll come out to do it tomorrow during office hours but he wants out-of-hours money because that's what normally happens. Well, that's the gist of what he said, I just took out the sweary bits. Can I leave that with you? I'll put you through.

"Hello Mr Endpaper, sorry to keep you waiting, I'm just putting you through to... Well there's no need for that sort of talk! We can always use cereal boxes and sticky back plastic, you know."

Sake.

Bobberoo99

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38,362 posts

97 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Sorry about that your Dickyness, I'll deal with him right now, just put him through could you?


click "Ah hello Mr Paperchase so........well it all hap........yes, yes I understand that but...........well I say old chap, there's no need for name calling..........now see here, I won't have you being so..........HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!" CLUNK!

So that went well.............anyone know how to book bind an entire volume???

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

150 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Bobbers if you are in Dicky’s old digs then have a look for my CD he borrowed and made loads of excuses about when I asked for it back.

It’s Any loser wins by Nick Berry.

Cheers Matey.

Magooagain

9,908 posts

169 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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StuntmanMike said:
Bobbers if you are in Dicky’s old digs then have a look for my CD he borrowed and made loads of excuses about when I asked for it back.

It’s Any loser wins by Nick Berry.






Cheers Matey.
I'm sending in the moleeater for a recci.

DickyC

49,539 posts

197 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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StuntmanMike said:
Bobbers if you are in Dicky’s old digs then have a look for my CD he borrowed and made loads of excuses about when I asked for it back.

It’s Any loser wins by Nick Berry.

Cheers Matey.
If you're going to be like that I'll have all my Frank Ifield records back. Thank you very much.

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Sunday 30th August 2020
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Magooagain said:
I'm sending in the moleeater for a recci.
Magoo, that is ace.
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