Nottingham III - this time it's 'upmarket'
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Finally made it back to Leamington. Top night, but that club was pretty much the crappest I've ever been to! 10 girls to every guy eh Flasher? You'd be lucky if there were 10 girls in there! 
You're all top people though! Playing air guitar with RCA was fun, as was downing brightly coloured shots with Racegirl. Woo hoo! And that boy Mungo......
You're all top people though! Playing air guitar with RCA was fun, as was downing brightly coloured shots with Racegirl. Woo hoo! And that boy Mungo......
mungo said:
jamer said: Ouch My head........
Mungo and the tooth woman...
Flasher will be discussing later..
No...nothing to discuss here thankyou very muchnothing to hear, nothing to see, move along now...
Seriously though, top night! Top people! I love the lot of you! Shit club though
just because you didn't pull!!
Mungo - you wait till Andy gets back from football, then the thread will expand very rapidly!
mungo said:
jamer said:
just because you didn't pull!!
Mungo - you wait till Andy gets back from football, then the thread will expand very rapidly!
Ok in that case... let me explain before Flash exagerates the happenings...
Flasher took us into this really dodgy pub before the club... REALLY DODGY! I was HAMMERED as I had drunk a lot very quickly very early on, on a fairly empty tummy.
"Someone" (who's name will be protected
anyway, cut a long story short, I was just chatting and being friendly and the next thing I know she started kissing me (fcuk knows how that happened) then she took my phone off me, programmed in her number and told me to text her with the location of the club I was in next. Debbie's number has been deleted now I will have you all know.
I made a quick exit and when I got outside about 20 PHers greeted me with a big cheer - It was all highly embarrasing
Edited to add= I am traumatised by all this and would rather try and forget it all so please - No more discussing - Think I need to get counseling
>> Edited by mungo on Saturday 5th April 17:50
I'll wait for Flashers version of events as by your own addmission you were "hammered"
Flasher spill the beans
Excellent Mungo. I hail you as the greatest literary genius and storyteller of the 21st century. The only shame is that you have taken several hours to make up the above fictional tale......
Let me set the record straight for the benefit of the Pistonheads Court, Judge Ted residing..
We entered the said public house at around 10.15 pm on the night of the 4th April 2003. Mungo proceeded to go to the bar and found himself distracted by the lady below (who shall be known in this instance as Worzel)
Not happy with chatting to her for over 40 minutes several shocked witnesses then saw him putting her number into his phone. This indeed would be a grave offence in itself, were it not for the fact that several minutes later shocked witnesses, reeled away as the Worzel and Mungo played a game of "touch the tonsils" He eventually managed to prise himself away suffering only minor mouth injuries which were obviously inflicted by the Worzel's three remaining teeth.
This morning he seemed unharmed apart from severe memory loss and a damaged ego.....
mungo, I am still in tears as I write this mate, you are indeed the funniest bloke I have ever met!!!
Not to mention the bravest.....
Her broomstick was parked outside, you had a lucky escape!!!
Edited to add that the applause we gave you as you walked out of the pub was superb.....a quality moment!
>> Edited by flasher on Saturday 5th April 21:14
Let me set the record straight for the benefit of the Pistonheads Court, Judge Ted residing..
We entered the said public house at around 10.15 pm on the night of the 4th April 2003. Mungo proceeded to go to the bar and found himself distracted by the lady below (who shall be known in this instance as Worzel)
Not happy with chatting to her for over 40 minutes several shocked witnesses then saw him putting her number into his phone. This indeed would be a grave offence in itself, were it not for the fact that several minutes later shocked witnesses, reeled away as the Worzel and Mungo played a game of "touch the tonsils" He eventually managed to prise himself away suffering only minor mouth injuries which were obviously inflicted by the Worzel's three remaining teeth.
This morning he seemed unharmed apart from severe memory loss and a damaged ego.....
mungo, I am still in tears as I write this mate, you are indeed the funniest bloke I have ever met!!!
Not to mention the bravest.....
Her broomstick was parked outside, you had a lucky escape!!!
Edited to add that the applause we gave you as you walked out of the pub was superb.....a quality moment!
>> Edited by flasher on Saturday 5th April 21:14
We've all done it mate, but we have had it ripped out of us mercilessly the next day....so you have to take it on the chin, particularly apt in this case as the minger you were kissing last night had a bigger chin then Jimmy Hill and she was uglier than Jimmy Hill too.....
More pictures are coming through....
Flash.
>> Edited by Know nothing on Saturday 5th April 22:25
and she was uglier than Jimmy Hill too..... More pictures are coming through....
Flash. >> Edited by Know nothing on Saturday 5th April 22:25
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