Extra thick head gasket for Mondeo Ecoboost?

Extra thick head gasket for Mondeo Ecoboost?

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Mignon

1,018 posts

89 months

Thursday 11th October 2018
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kerplunk said:
Feck, now that's annoying - I wouldn't even have had to pay for a hair-do (not that she's bold or anything - we just don't co-habit)
Well you can still do it and then get the head skimmed a second time because the gasket face will then be convex instead of concave as it was. That way you'll end up with cams that aren't bent in their journals, valves that actually still seat on their inserts and all 4 combustion chambers the same size instead of 2 small ones at the ends and two big ones in the middle. Then it actually will have had 0.6 mm skimmed off it and you will really need a 0.6 mm thicker gasket which you don't at the moment. I'm still waiting for you to work out what gasket you do need as it stands. It's pretty basic trigonometry.

stevieturbo

17,262 posts

247 months

Thursday 11th October 2018
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I wonder when we'll see the first cylinder heads in the oven threads....lol

kerplunk

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7,064 posts

206 months

Thursday 11th October 2018
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Mignon said:
kerplunk said:
Feck, now that's annoying - I wouldn't even have had to pay for a hair-do (not that she's bold or anything - we just don't co-habit)
Well you can still do it and then get the head skimmed a second time because the gasket face will then be convex instead of concave as it was. That way you'll end up with cams that aren't bent in their journals, valves that actually still seat on their inserts and all 4 combustion chambers the same size instead of 2 small ones at the ends and two big ones in the middle. Then it actually will have had 0.6 mm skimmed off it and you will really need a 0.6 mm thicker gasket which you don't at the moment. I'm still waiting for you to work out what gasket you do need as it stands. It's pretty basic trigonometry.
No you've got me. I've thought about it but given what you've pointed out about the combustion chambers I can only conclude that no gasket of any size could put it right without having different compression and piston to valve clearance on the outer cylinders to the innner 2. So unless it's a trick question I'm beat.

I may give your suggestion a go (thanks for that - there's still hope!) but I've been pricing up a remanufactured complete engine today and finding the gap between that and the short block + refurbed head option not as large as I thought - I'm tempted, but I need to think about it.

HRCM

70 posts

89 months

Thursday 11th October 2018
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Mignon said:
PS you DON'T ever remove stresses from anything by clamping them down to something. The stress just acts as an internal spring. You can bend something straight but it'll spring back again. Even worse if you take the head out of the oven hot and bolt it to a block it'll cool while it's in a stressed (clamped) orientation and you'll lock those stresses back into it. Stress comes out with heat as the molecules rearrange and it locks back into the unstressed condition as it cools slowly. Cooling quickly is how you harden metal which in effect is locking stresses in while the molecules are semi molten and in a hard crystal arrangement. Cool slowly and it all takes place by itself. No further intervention needed.
I really should’ve known that.

I hang my head in shame...

I may even put it in the oven. Tut tut.

Mignon

1,018 posts

89 months

Friday 12th October 2018
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kerplunk said:
No you've got me. I've thought about it but given what you've pointed out about the combustion chambers I can only conclude that no gasket of any size could put it right without having different compression and piston to valve clearance on the outer cylinders to the innner 2. So unless it's a trick question I'm beat.
No that's all true but there's the best compromise gasket thickness which involves working out what has actually happened to the chamber volumes, or alternatively how much has been skimmed off each part of the head. That will never be anywhere close to the maximum amount which got skimmed off just the very ends of the head.

Kccv23highliftcam

1,783 posts

75 months

Sunday 14th October 2018
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Mignon said:
Penelope Stopit said:
Ok no worries I'll scrap the head. Thanks
Well if you ask a f**king stupid question.....

I'm renowned for being knowledgable, not patient!
I have had this fking great, great idea

A Online Banter Course--How to recognise and react to the instant switch between advice and piss take!!

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

109 months

Sunday 14th October 2018
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Kccv23highliftcam said:
Mignon said:
Penelope Stopit said:
Ok no worries I'll scrap the head. Thanks
Well if you ask a f**king stupid question.....

I'm renowned for being knowledgable, not patient!
I have had this fking great, great idea

A Online Banter Course--How to recognise and react to the instant switch between advice and piss take!!
It's all part of the fun, we all have our moments in one way or another "Dont we"?

Kccv23highliftcam

1,783 posts

75 months

Sunday 14th October 2018
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Penelope Stopit said:
Kccv23highliftcam said:
Mignon said:
Penelope Stopit said:
Ok no worries I'll scrap the head. Thanks
Well if you ask a f**king stupid question.....

I'm renowned for being knowledgable, not patient!
I have had this fking great, great idea

A Online Banter Course--How to recognise and react to the instant switch between advice and piss take!!
It's all part of the fun, we all have our moments in one way or another "Dont we"?
:beer

E-bmw

9,217 posts

152 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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The problem is sarcasm in all its variances do not come across in the typed word.

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

109 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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Kccv23highliftcam said:
Penelope Stopit said:
Kccv23highliftcam said:
Mignon said:
Penelope Stopit said:
Ok no worries I'll scrap the head. Thanks
Well if you ask a f**king stupid question.....

I'm renowned for being knowledgable, not patient!
I have had this fking great, great idea

A Online Banter Course--How to recognise and react to the instant switch between advice and piss take!!
It's all part of the fun, we all have our moments in one way or another "Dont we"?
:beer
Guinness please, I've not had one in years
Yamas

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

109 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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E-bmw said:
The problem is sarcasm in all its variances do not come across in the typed word.
Very true, it's also not as easy as one would think to communicate with strangers without eye contact

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.........You're up early if in the UK


Edited by Penelope Stopit on Monday 15th October 07:30

E-bmw

9,217 posts

152 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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Penelope Stopit said:
E-bmw said:
The problem is sarcasm in all its variances do not come across in the typed word.
Very true, it's also not as easy as one would think to communicate with strangers without eye contact

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.........You're up early if in the UK


Edited by Penelope Stopit on Monday 15th October 07:30
Up at 5:40, first coffee by06:00, work by 06:15 the perks of working offshore is a VERY short commute of around 82 ft......

PeterBurgess

775 posts

146 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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Penelope Stopit said:
E-bmw said:
The problem is sarcasm in all its variances do not come across in the typed word.
Very true, it's also not as easy as one would think to communicate with strangers without eye contact

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.........You're up early if in the UK


Edited by Penelope Stopit on Monday 15th October 07:30
Saying that about eye contact makes one appreciate the communication difficulties blind people and deaf people may have at times.

We had a profoundly deaf Motorsport Degree student buy a modified cylinder head, build an engine and help with the rolling road session for his thesis. On the rolling road, as we improved the power and throttle response I could hear the improvements and crispness. I talked to the student about this and asked about his experience of the tuning session, he gave us a big grin and said he could 'feel' the improvements each time we gained power from a step forward!

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

109 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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E-bmw said:
Penelope Stopit said:
E-bmw said:
The problem is sarcasm in all its variances do not come across in the typed word.
Very true, it's also not as easy as one would think to communicate with strangers without eye contact

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.........You're up early if in the UK


Edited by Penelope Stopit on Monday 15th October 07:30
Up at 5:40, first coffee by06:00, work by 06:15 the perks of working offshore is a VERY short commute of around 82 ft......
I have never considered the benefits of your job location, no traffic, no fuel bills and no road rage......
Are you supplied with sun loungers and umbrellas, does the company ever put on parties with free beer and scantily clad male and female dancers, do you have kart racing...one mistake and your literally deep in it?

If you do reply I won't see it for a few days as my computer is shortly being disconnected

Have a good day

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

109 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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PeterBurgess said:
Penelope Stopit said:
E-bmw said:
The problem is sarcasm in all its variances do not come across in the typed word.
Very true, it's also not as easy as one would think to communicate with strangers without eye contact

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.........You're up early if in the UK


Edited by Penelope Stopit on Monday 15th October 07:30
Saying that about eye contact makes one appreciate the communication difficulties blind people and deaf people may have at times.

We had a profoundly deaf Motorsport Degree student buy a modified cylinder head, build an engine and help with the rolling road session for his thesis. On the rolling road, as we improved the power and throttle response I could hear the improvements and crispness. I talked to the student about this and asked about his experience of the tuning session, he gave us a big grin and said he could 'feel' the improvements each time we gained power from a step forward!
I don't suffer from deafness but do get blocked ears and it does make me appreciate my at present good health
Thats a good one "feel the improvements", I guess his sense of feel is better than the norm due to needing and using it all the time
I once knew a colour blind car painter

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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PeterBurgess said:
Saying that about eye contact makes one appreciate the communication difficulties blind people and deaf people may have at times.

We had a profoundly deaf Motorsport Degree student buy a modified cylinder head, build an engine and help with the rolling road session for his thesis. On the rolling road, as we improved the power and throttle response I could hear the improvements and crispness. I talked to the student about this and asked about his experience of the tuning session, he gave us a big grin and said he could 'feel' the improvements each time we gained power from a step forward!
I used to work with two deaf chaps, they were very good at their jobs, quite possibly from having less distractions. I was once sat next to one and let rip with a huge fart, he turned to me and gave me a dirty look - he'd felt it vibrate biggrin

PositronicRay

27,010 posts

183 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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227bhp said:
PeterBurgess said:
Saying that about eye contact makes one appreciate the communication difficulties blind people and deaf people may have at times.

We had a profoundly deaf Motorsport Degree student buy a modified cylinder head, build an engine and help with the rolling road session for his thesis. On the rolling road, as we improved the power and throttle response I could hear the improvements and crispness. I talked to the student about this and asked about his experience of the tuning session, he gave us a big grin and said he could 'feel' the improvements each time we gained power from a step forward!
I used to work with two deaf chaps, they were very good at their jobs, quite possibly from having less distractions. I was once sat next to one and let rip with a huge fart, he turned to me and gave me a dirty look - he'd felt it vibrate biggrin
A deaf friend of mine had an additional mirror in the car so they could lip read their passenger.

I tried to keep conversation to the minimum.

E-bmw

9,217 posts

152 months

Monday 15th October 2018
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Penelope Stopit said:
E-bmw said:
Penelope Stopit said:
E-bmw said:
The problem is sarcasm in all its variances do not come across in the typed word.
Very true, it's also not as easy as one would think to communicate with strangers without eye contact

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.........You're up early if in the UK


Edited by Penelope Stopit on Monday 15th October 07:30
Up at 5:40, first coffee by06:00, work by 06:15 the perks of working offshore is a VERY short commute of around 82 ft......
I have never considered the benefits of your job location, no traffic, no fuel bills and no road rage......
Are you supplied with sun loungers and umbrellas, does the company ever put on parties with free beer and scantily clad male and female dancers, do you have kart racing...one mistake and your literally deep in it?

If you do reply I won't see it for a few days as my computer is shortly being disconnected

Have a good day
You missed laundry done by the laundry fairies, meals cooked by the cooking fairies, travel to work costs paid and hire car provided for your once a fortnight one way commute, overalls etc provided.

Although in a similarly remote job many years ago (the Navy) we did used to play volleyball on the ship's helicopter deck.

Unfortunately/fortunately all of the answers to your other questions are a no!

kerplunk

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7,064 posts

206 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Mignon said:
kerplunk said:
No you've got me. I've thought about it but given what you've pointed out about the combustion chambers I can only conclude that no gasket of any size could put it right without having different compression and piston to valve clearance on the outer cylinders to the innner 2. So unless it's a trick question I'm beat.
No that's all true but there's the best compromise gasket thickness which involves working out what has actually happened to the chamber volumes, or alternatively how much has been skimmed off each part of the head. That will never be anywhere close to the maximum amount which got skimmed off just the very ends of the head.
0.3? Yes I just split the difference, sorry. My mind's been on other calculations (costs) the results of which mean I'm now inclined to give your suggestion to straighten the head and skim it again a try (unless a 2nd-hand engine comes up, but they're like hen's teeth).

HRCM

70 posts

89 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Well...

That was fun