George's new favourite thing
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peterr96 said:
George you know the rules. Pictures are compulsory.
Rather than trying to woo the lovely Sarah with talk of blade angle and tip speed she might melt at the prospect at having her form emblazoned across the PH aston forum.
Are you kidding? You haven't even heard my frankly brilliant chat up lines! Rather than trying to woo the lovely Sarah with talk of blade angle and tip speed she might melt at the prospect at having her form emblazoned across the PH aston forum.
Example -
Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Also, what girl isn't impressed with talk of tip length and blade angles
Jockman said:
Example -
Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Her: Are you the one with mould on your roof?
Me: Erm...
Her: And why are you wearing a gimp outfit?
Me: Oh...
Her: Look, just get lost will you creep.
You seem like you've had that experience before Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Her: Are you the one with mould on your roof?
Me: Erm...
Her: And why are you wearing a gimp outfit?
Me: Oh...
Her: Look, just get lost will you creep.
What about my personal favourite line -
Me: Do you know what this is? (offering out sleeve of jumper/shirt/t shirt to let her feel the fabric)
Her: (feels fabric) No.
Me: Boyfriend material.
It's quite hard to recreate it through typing!
Jockman said:
Example -
Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Her: Are you the one with mould on your roof?
Me: Erm...
Her: And why are you wearing a gimp outfit?
Me: Oh...
Her: Look, just get lost will you creep.
It's good to be back Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Her: Are you the one with mould on your roof?
Me: Erm...
Her: And why are you wearing a gimp outfit?
Me: Oh...
Her: Look, just get lost will you creep.
George I recon this one will work for you...
Gently grab her hand, and place a 10p piece in it....... Saying this is for you
She'll say what's it for??
Go and phone your mum....... Tell her you won't be home tonight
Just make sure she doesn't use it to phone her boyfriend
......... Cos if she's fit she'll already have one..... If she's fit and she hasn't...... Run away..fast
Gently grab her hand, and place a 10p piece in it....... Saying this is for you
She'll say what's it for??
Go and phone your mum....... Tell her you won't be home tonight
Just make sure she doesn't use it to phone her boyfriend
......... Cos if she's fit she'll already have one..... If she's fit and she hasn't...... Run away..fastLunablack said:
George I recon this one will work for you...
Gently grab her hand, and place a 10p piece in it....... Saying this is for you
She'll say what's it for??
Go and phone your mum....... Tell her you won't be home tonight
Just make sure she doesn't use it to phone her boyfriend......... Cos if she's fit she'll already have one..... If she's fit and she hasn't...... Run away..fast
Sound advice on both points Gently grab her hand, and place a 10p piece in it....... Saying this is for you
She'll say what's it for??
Go and phone your mum....... Tell her you won't be home tonight
Just make sure she doesn't use it to phone her boyfriend
......... Cos if she's fit she'll already have one..... If she's fit and she hasn't...... Run away..fast
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