Stick on animal ears.

[mhibbins]

Stick on animal ears make you look like an utter tool... discuss.

[luca brazzi]

The moped boys ride around with them round my area...look so stupid I want to run them over.

Steve (definitely not each to their own)

[JonRB]

On small bikes / mopeds, it makes the rider look like a knob.

On a really high-powered bike where the rider is in full racing leathers, I think it has a kind of ironic humour that always makes me smile.

However, as more and more riders start to adopt them I think they'll very rapidly become passé.

[sjm]

Stick on ears are complete nob.

If convertible drivers were to drive around with a headband on with ears attached you'd ridicule them, so why do some bikers think it's cool ?

As it was said in MCN's guide to biking street cred, stick on ears can only be cool if attached to a motorcycle cop's helmet without his knowledge.

They must get pretty horrible with dead insect stuff as well.

I saw them in Carnells last week and for some reason I almost had the urge to buy some (no idea why), but then had that embarrassed "schoolboy buying condoms feeling" which luckily saved the day.

[sjm]

I think Viking horns might be cool though

[plotloss]

'Er indoors wants a pair when she gets her new bike on Friday.

Are they acceptable on a woman?

Matt.

[scruff400]

quote:
...but then had that embarrassed "schoolboy buying condoms feeling" which luckily saved the day.

So you won't be nipping into a sex shop to buy a huge dildo and sticking that on then...

[mhibbins]

quote:Are they acceptable on a woman?

If she doesn't mind looking like a tool.

[plotloss]

quote:

quote:Are they acceptable on a woman?

If she doesn't mind looking like a tool.

Matt.

[mhibbins]

It's getting worse, a chap coming the other way this morning had stick on ears so large and he was nodding so vigorously [1] he wouldn't have looked out of place on the parcel shelf of a montego.

[1] I can only assume he started nodding and the ears disturbed the airflow so much it set up that they caused such a substantial amount of turbulence that he couldn't stop nodding once he started.

[stig]

quote:

quote:
...but then had that embarrassed "schoolboy buying condoms feeling" which luckily saved the day.

So you won't be nipping into a sex shop to buy a huge dildo and sticking that on then...

It's tantamount to the same thing if you ask me!

Anyway, I thought you had to be a courier to have them

[gemini]

Next theyll be marketing those large stick on breasts for your leathers.
Now that gives me an idea!

[mel]

Stick on ears are now officially in the same catagory as sparky sliders and banned on most Trackdays and ACU race events. Fcuk knows the reason but I guess it's for reasons of taste

[rpguk]

I can only assume its because they are just something that have no use but if they fall off are a danger to everyone else

(and they make you look like a tool )

[jvaughan]

went into my local bike shop ( AMC Andover ) this afternoon, never seen the ears before .....

Asked myself who buys such items ...

5 minutes later, in commes 3 scooter boys all sporting fluffy ears !!! ..

I just walked out shaking my head ...
I say go with a pair of Pink rubber Dildo's from Ann Summers. should turn a few heads.

[Don]

quote:Stick on animal ears make you look like an utter tool... discuss.

What is there to discuss. This is factual information.

[cazzo]

quote:
On small bikes / mopeds, it makes the rider look like a knob.

On a really high-powered bike.......

The rider looks an even bigger Knob!

[jmorgan]

Reminds me of deputy dawg heh heh heh.
Opps, must go now.

[bikerkeith]

Why just stick with the ears? Now you can have a complete helmet cover in the animal design of your choice (pig, dog, tiger etc).

[scruff400]

quote:
Why just stick with the ears? Now you can have a complete helmet cover in the design of your choice (prat, knob, wnaker, to$$er etc).

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