A picture a day...biker banter (Vol 5)

[moanthebairns]

Biker's Nemesis said:

moanthebairns said:

Renthal utral light obviously.....

Be interstering where you could fit a 45 tooth rear.

I am thinking I could go wky as fk and get a sleeve around it with tyre skid marks just so I look like a total tool.

[cmaguire]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Be interstering where you could fit a 45 tooth rear.

On my bike if it arrives tomorrow

[Biker's Nemesis]

moanthebairns said:

I am thinking I could go wky as fk and get a sleeve around it with tyre skid marks just so I look like a total tool.

Big sprocket between your shoulders with a chain connecting them.

[Biker's Nemesis]

cmaguire said:

On my bike if it arrives tomorrow

420, 425, 430, Renthal or Talon?

[moanthebairns]

Biker's Nemesis said:

moanthebairns said:

I am thinking I could go wky as fk and get a sleeve around it with tyre skid marks just so I look like a total tool.

Big sprocket between your shoulders with a chain connecting them.

It'd look like that blokes ducati a few weeks ago.

[cmaguire]

Gold Talon 45T 525, 5 hole fixing.

Special Delivery apparently.

[Birky_41]

cbmotorsport said:

This is my neck of the woods. I know of that pub, just north of Buntingford. I went in there once years ago, and know exactly what you mean.

Haha glad it wasn't just me who thought it

You got some great roads your neck of the woods

[cmaguire]

moanthebairns said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

moanthebairns said:

I am thinking I could go wky as fk and get a sleeve around it with tyre skid marks just so I look like a total tool.

Big sprocket between your shoulders with a chain connecting them.

It'd look like that blokes ducati a few weeks ago.

Front sprocket on his ballbag and rear sprocket on his arse with a length of that st chinese chain cut off a roll between them.

A Prince Albert for someone who's not pissing about.

[BobSaunders]

moanthebairns said:

I found myself in a tattoo shop abroad with someone else's slot, with a guy who doesn't speak English. so I got the first thing that popped into my head that was bike related. Only just fking realised its 16t ffs mckeann told me 15t front.

Is this like the time you bought a GS?

[moanthebairns]

[cbmotorsport]

Birky_41 said:

Haha glad it wasn't just me who thought it

You got some great roads your neck of the woods

There's a few, but I say the same thing about Essex.

[Prof Prolapse]

I always thought letting it scab like that would lift the ink out? Get the Bepanthen on it

Also... GAYYYYYYYY

[moanthebairns]

I think the pcd is to fk I'll need to bulk up

[Prof Prolapse]

I've got a circular one there too and mine is the same, I put on a bit of festive plump and it's a bit of an oval now.

[RemaL]

had to pop into my local Kawasaki Dealer and spotted this for sale.

I know the bike as it was dyne'ed by the same guy that did mine last year apart from this one has a full Vandemon H2R replica exhaust. Ear splitting loud and change to the Supercharger gears, PC5 and remap. Dyno'ed 280BHP at the back wheel.

Exhaust looks lovely

[Biker's Nemesis]

moanthebairns said:

Why is there what looks like a line around your wrist?

Is that one of "those" sleeve thingies?

Edited by Biker's Nemesis on Monday 19th February 17:20

[Biker's Nemesis]

3DP said:

As for the new R1 - is that cos you haven't worked out how to turn off the anti-wheelie yet? These new fangled computer things can be tricky

I know how to turn it off its just that I bought it with all the electricity stuff so that it would be safer for someone with a knackered body.

Its just taking some time to make it feel right, turn this down, that feels funny and so it goes on and on.

[cmaguire]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Why is there what looks line a line around your wrist?

Is that one of "those" sleeve thingies?

That is a Scottish tan line

[Biker's Nemesis]

He must have been on holiday then because there is no Sunshine in Scotland.

[cmaguire]

Some of them are so pasty they are almost like albinos, so even bright daylight or close proximity to a 60W bulb can burn them.