Can I sell words I have made up?

Can I sell words I have made up?

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FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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daddy cool said:
Yes.

So... price?
I was thinking about 30k per word as a starter. Do you have links to the upper language males? Your profile gives little away about your notoriety.

48k

13,044 posts

148 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Do you definitely own the words or are you just the registered keeper?

FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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48k said:
Do you definitely own the words or are you just the registered keeper?
I created them

daddy cool

4,001 posts

229 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
I was thinking about 30k per word as a starter. Do you have links to the upper language males? Your profile gives little away about your notoriety.
Put it this way, I play golf with the chap that created the phrase "Alabama Hotpocket". Trust me, I know people. Anyway, once ive bought the word, it'll be my risk getting it into the language.

£30k for Mingella is reasonable though - i'll be in touch.

FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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daddy cool said:
Put it this way, I play golf with the chap that created the phrase "Alabama Hotpocket". Trust me, I know people. Anyway, once ive bought the word, it'll be my risk getting it into the language.

£30k for Mingella is reasonable though - i'll be in touch.
Appreciated, but I was genuinely after something more official. Thanks for your interest though.

Has noone got any solid advice for me?

Badda

2,658 posts

82 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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I am a vocab trader and can assist in launching these words to market. Do you have a team in place for PR, Legal & such and so forth?

StevieBee

12,857 posts

255 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Nobody 'owns' words unless they are the name of a company or brand that has been properly trade marked.

Words fall out and into the English language all the time. What goes in and out of the OED is determined by a committee of scholars and English Language Experts that determine whether a word has gained sufficient traction to warrant official recognition. For example, ten years ago the word 'Brexit' appeared nowhere yet today is one of the most widely used words in the English language (Brexit (n); 'Mother of all political fk-ups') and thus exists within the latest edition of the OED.

You can apply to have words added. Applications must have sound reasoning and you pitch this to the committee. This is usually an option preserved for the medical professions where a new procedure or drug emerges that is worthy of wider recognition beyond the standard nomenclature.

Even if one could own a word, benefiting financially from its use would be impossible.

If you are simply looking to gain recognition for your literacy brilliance, might I suggest you seek inclusion of your new words in the next edition of Profanisarus in Viz magazine.

HTH

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

190 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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May I offer sincere pericombobulations to the ops frasmotic and anaspeptic ingenuity. Truly compunctuous.

Todd Bonzalez

2,552 posts

162 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Please do not use them until I have sold them, appreciate your patience.
Haha biggrin

FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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StevieBee said:
Nobody 'owns' words unless they are the name of a company or brand that has been properly trade marked.

Words fall out and into the English language all the time. What goes in and out of the OED is determined by a committee of scholars and English Language Experts that determine whether a word has gained sufficient traction to warrant official recognition. For example, ten years ago the word 'Brexit' appeared nowhere yet today is one of the most widely used words in the English language (Brexit (n); 'Mother of all political fk-ups') and thus exists within the latest edition of the OED.

You can apply to have words added. Applications must have sound reasoning and you pitch this to the committee. This is usually an option preserved for the medical professions where a new procedure or drug emerges that is worthy of wider recognition beyond the standard nomenclature.

Even if one could own a word, benefiting financially from its use would be impossible.

If you are simply looking to gain recognition for your literacy brilliance, might I suggest you seek inclusion of your new words in the next edition of Profanisarus in Viz magazine.

HTH
I appreciate your fiction but that's not what this chap told me, he reckoned if good enough the language males (to be fair you called them a better name) would pay through the nose to fill in gaps.

Thanks for the first solid bit of advice on this thread though, much obliged, Yoni.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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DuraAce said:
Hard to know what to say.

I expected a troll account with zero posts.

Are you ill OP?
Why are you getting in the way of this chaps entrepreneurial attitude?

FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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xjay1337 said:
Why are you getting in the way of this chaps entrepreneurial attitude?
Cheers Henners. Do you have any pictures of your wife you would share?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Here we are at a recent business conference :


FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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xjay1337 said:
Here we are at a recent business conference :

Thanks mate. (To all others its a bit of a private joke)

She looks well, got over the alopecia.

Badda

2,658 posts

82 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Market’s closed for the day today, your loss mate. Made a killing from some of the submissions.

FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Badda said:
Market’s closed for the day today, your loss mate. Made a killing from some of the submissions.
What markets are you speaking of? We are getting somewhere.

Monkeylegend

26,323 posts

231 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
I created them
Sorry but you are to late, I have been using these words plus many more for yonktipusses.

If you continue to lay claim to them I will have to seek paybackitus.

Fore Left

1,415 posts

182 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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300bhp/ton said:
May I offer sincere pericombobulations to the ops frasmotic and anaspeptic ingenuity. Truly compunctuous.
This deserves more recognition rofl

Mr Overheads

2,438 posts

176 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Try submiting them to the Blackadder dictionary
http://blackadderquotes.com/the-blackadder-diction...

Badda

2,658 posts

82 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Badda said:
Market’s closed for the day today, your loss mate. Made a killing from some of the submissions.
What markets are you speaking of? We are getting somewhere.
I mentioned earlier, I’m a vocab trader on the international markets. Your words are solid and carry real value but the market’s a fickle mistress and what’s good today isnt necessarily en vogue tomorrow.
We can approach the Males for you, get the words ratified and floated within 24 hours but are you ready?