Anyone have a payment ring or smart ring?

Anyone have a payment ring or smart ring?

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loafer123

15,805 posts

226 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Baroque attacks said:
OzzyR1 said:
Works OK, but if I get on the tube I can't just touch the card as before - have to get my phone out, unlock it, open the wallet app, select the right card to use etc.
My phone is set up to use my current account as default for contactless so I have to scroll through on screen to use my business card or another.

No idea how a ring would work unless you only want to pay from a single account.

Are there no shorter routes? iPhone had a double click of the side button and preferred card is there ready to go.
Add the card to ApplePay and then double click the right hand button to activate.

Mont Blanc

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1,833 posts

54 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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lizardbrain

2,740 posts

48 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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The only difference to a smart watch is a double tap, which can be done in the time it takes you to move your hand from your side towards the card reader.


21st Century Man

42,106 posts

259 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Opening a wallet to retrieve a card or unlocking a phone isn't much effort, granted, but I like to travel light when I'm out and about, particularly on foot. I don't carry a wallet and I frequently don't carry my phone, and I don't like stuff in my pockets either. For uncluttered convenience my ring can't be beat. I can pop into a pub whilst out walking, or into a shop to pick something up on the way home, dead easy. Out on the town of an evening is a particular boon too. It's no different to tapping a card, or a phone, or a watch, except I'm not carrying a thing, and I like that. Shoes, socks, jeans, shirt and that's it, or in warmer climes just sandals, shorts and a shirt. As for worrying that it might fail and you'll be stuck without a means of payment, then surely you must worry about your card or phone not working either and always carry a wad of cash too, just in case?

Louis Balfour

28,176 posts

233 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Someone is missing a trick here; they should do a cock ring version.

Not only would it enable better erections, when carrying shopping bags a simple hip thrust towards the terminal is all that's needed to make payment.

Yes, at Asda where their card machines are higher, you'd need to explain to security that you're not trying to have sex with the till.

I can see no reason why they couldn't be used at cashpoints too, they could call it cock ring ATM.


119

10,448 posts

47 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Louis Balfour said:
Someone is missing a trick here; they should do a cock ring version.

Not only would it enable better erections, when carrying shopping bags a simple hip thrust towards the terminal is all that's needed to make payment.

Yes, at Asda where their card machines are higher, you'd need to explain to security that you're not trying to have sex with the till. But otherwise I see no barriers to entry.

I can see no reason why they couldn't be used at cashpoints too, they could call it cock ring ATM.
Hilarious.

Now run along as the grown ups are talking.

21st Century Man

42,106 posts

259 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Chick Chip with a dick.

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47 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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mikey_b

2,246 posts

56 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Doofus said:
21st Century Man said:
An RFID chip, the size of a grain of rice, it's injected into the thumb muscle. Fully editable with a scanner attached to a PC or a laptop. All cards can be put onto it, debit/credit, including store/loyalty cards, and added or removed as expired and replaced. Very popular in Scandinavia apparently. One just waves one's hand across the reader.
If I wave my wallet over a contactless terminal it tells me "Select one card only". How does that work if they're all loaded on one chip?
Certainly with Apple Pay on watch or iPhone, if you have multiple cards then you can select one of them to be used in Express Mode - intended for exactly that purpose. Tap, beep, done, even if you have half a dozen cards loaded.

21st Century Man

42,106 posts

259 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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mikey_b said:
Doofus said:
21st Century Man said:
An RFID chip, the size of a grain of rice, it's injected into the thumb muscle. Fully editable with a scanner attached to a PC or a laptop. All cards can be put onto it, debit/credit, including store/loyalty cards, and added or removed as expired and replaced. Very popular in Scandinavia apparently. One just waves one's hand across the reader.
If I wave my wallet over a contactless terminal it tells me "Select one card only". How does that work if they're all loaded on one chip?
Certainly with Apple Pay on watch or iPhone, if you have multiple cards then you can select one of them to be used in Express Mode - intended for exactly that purpose. Tap, beep, done, even if you have half a dozen cards loaded.
But if one has to use an app on a phone to select a specific card for a chipped hand it rather negates the point. Doofus asks a very good question. I've not looked into the detail, but if it's only linked to my bank debit card alone, that would do for me.

nute

807 posts

118 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Must admit I’ve been tempted by the implanted chip, never followed through but I am very tempted. My only reservation is I’m not sure what happens should you need to have an MRI. My back is knackered and it’s something I need every so often.

Voldemort

6,753 posts

289 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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This is the sort of thing that does not solve a problem I do not have.

PF62

4,065 posts

184 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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loafer123 said:
Baroque attacks said:
OzzyR1 said:
Works OK, but if I get on the tube I can't just touch the card as before - have to get my phone out, unlock it, open the wallet app, select the right card to use etc.
My phone is set up to use my current account as default for contactless so I have to scroll through on screen to use my business card or another.

No idea how a ring would work unless you only want to pay from a single account.

Are there no shorter routes? iPhone had a double click of the side button and preferred card is there ready to go.
Add the card to ApplePay and then double click the right hand button to activate.
Why bother with any of that if using an iPhone (or Apple Watch) to pay?

Just set the card you want to pay with as an Express Travel card and then you just wave the phone (or the watch) over the reader and it takes the payment without needing to unlock the phone (or double clicking the side button on the Watch) - https://support.apple.com/en-gb/HT212171

And yes there is some security as not any old retailer is allowed to set their machines to be compatible with this so it doesn't impact paying normally.



21st Century Man

42,106 posts

259 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Can't beat the Obi Wan hand wave.

Mont Blanc

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1,833 posts

54 months

Saturday 2nd March 2024
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Voldemort said:
This is the sort of thing that does not solve a problem I do not have.
True, but we buy loads of stuff purely for fun, or because it is some kind of interesting techie gadget.

My purchasing ratio is massively skewed towards 'want' rather than 'need'.

Regbuser

5,156 posts

46 months

Sunday 3rd March 2024
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Regbuser

5,156 posts

46 months

Sunday 3rd March 2024
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Register a Curve account, and pretty much any wearable can be synced to it > https://www.curve.com/en/wearables

Easternlight

3,563 posts

155 months

Sunday 3rd March 2024
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If you want to travel light is it really so hard to stick a tenner in your pocket.

Jeez I'm getting to old for all this.

Stop the world I want to get off.

WrekinCrew

5,019 posts

161 months

Sunday 3rd March 2024
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nute said:
Must admit I’ve been tempted by the implanted chip, never followed through but I am very tempted. My only reservation is I’m not sure what happens should you need to have an MRI. My back is knackered and it’s something I need every so often.
Dogs are RFID chipped and scans don't seem to be a problem on Supervet.

21st Century Man

42,106 posts

259 months

Sunday 3rd March 2024
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Easternlight said:
If you want to travel light is it really so hard to stick a tenner in your pocket.
Give over, cash is the biggest faff of all.

A tenner? What about that horrible change stuff? I bloody well hate change!