New Teaspoon Advice Please

[Doofus]

Listen everyone, this is getting out of hand. Get a fking grip and make your own minds up about pants/shoes/handbags/pencils/bikinis or whatever the fk else you are struggling with so much.

And the rest of us needs to stop pretending to offer advice whilst actually just showing off about how much money we think is reasonable to spend on a fking bobble hat /spectacles case/purse/dog lead/coat hanger or whatever.

If I'd known that PH was going to be populated by so many useless woofters, I'd never have bought that PH t-shirt that everyone recommended...

Tut.

[Doofus]

Oh my. I have created a monster...

[Doofus]

Funk said:

In fairness to the OP, I think it says something that despite seeing the thread appear in my 'What's New', I didn't even question that a PHer might need teaspoon guidance. I think he has a point.

Yeah. And I'm beginning to wish I'd never started it now

[Doofus]

FWIW, my original rant seems to have worked

[Doofus]

OpulentBob said:

55palfers said:

alorotom said:

Not being a spoon aficionado myself I do struggle in here with what's piss take and what's legit lol

I humbly suggest this declares the thread a success

By far my favourite thread on here. I get very excited when I see there have been new posts.

It gives me a warm feeling to know that I was in part responsible for bringing this hobby to a wider audience. It shows what can be achieved when you vent your spleen with an angry rant.

[Doofus]

DogsWotsits said:

Am I missing somethin? Is this thread real?

Well it exists. You've even posted in it.


ETA: Yes, you're missing the 'g'