Is it possible to water dowwn beer at the bar?
Is it possible to water dowwn beer at the bar?
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danger mouse

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Thursday 21st August 2003
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Sounds like silly question probably but: My mates and I have noticed that the Stella Artois served in the village pub (two doors up fom the house ) is far more potent than that which is slopped out in the Cambridge city centre bars.

Three pints down along with the footie last night and I was hammered enough to spend over three hours on MSN messenger to an Ex (which was quite cool), then accidentally nearly hop into bed with one of my male mates!*


Why is the beer so much more evil out here in the styx?


Mouse

* the guy had stolen my usual bed. I was carried there by the "Stella-fuelled Beer train". Force of habit, not desire, believe me!

danger mouse

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Saturday 30th August 2003
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Fatboy said:

williamp said:
Your best bet is to stop drinking awful Belgian Beer and start drinking proper British Ale...


Can't sorry, I don't have a beard

danger mouse

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Saturday 30th August 2003
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joust said:

Come on DM....

Beer doesn't change your sexuality - merely "enhances" it

Welcome to the club mate
What is it with people this week?

Don't get me wrong, if I was would say so...

But for everyone that's said it lately:

I AM NOT GAY

...and don't start with the "doth protest too much" kick either


danger mouse

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moomin said:
Spotted: Danger Mouse talking to man painting house in Melbourn at lunchtime

Edited after learning how to type.

>> Edited by moomin on Thursday 21st August 14:01
did you now?

That's Thrust's next door neighbour, Ian, and a pretty sound, M3 driving, Fireblade weilding nutter he is too.

He just finshed painting the house today.

In fact Moomin, I saw you today at the Duxford MacDonalds roundabout this afternoon when I was taking 'ickle Lightning Ghost for a ride in Twink.

Great day for it huh?!

danger mouse

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JonRB said:

joust said:
Beer doesn't change your sexuality - merely "enhances" it

Actually it is well known that beer contains female hormones. After a large quantity of beer you don't make any sense, can't drive, get unusually emotional and (apparantly) start hopping into bed with blokes.

Damnit!

I missed this one the first time through.

That's an old one John, but it rings strangley true doesn't it?

Doesn't detract from the fact that you are still both a pair of g!ts.