Strangest manufacturer warnings

[donkmeister]

Some years back I was the proud owner of an Aprilia.

In the handbook it had the words "this vehicle is made of non-edible parts. Do not attempt to bite, suck or chew any part of this vehicle". I don't think it warned against drinking the fluids, mind. They sold the same model in the US, so at the time I put it down to avoiding litigation on that side of the pond.

Has anyone else seen frankly odd manufacturer warnings?

[donkmeister]

All good ones, but I think the Alpine spare wheel is my favourite so far.