RE: PH Fleet: Lexus LS400/TVR Chimaera 400

RE: PH Fleet: Lexus LS400/TVR Chimaera 400

Wednesday 28th March 2012

PH Fleet: Lexus LS400/TVR Chimaera 400

Broken aerials and a trip on a flatbed truck, a problematic month for the Garlick fleet


Garlick's TVR is running - ahem - perfectly...
Garlick's TVR is running - ahem - perfectly...
We all have a tried-and-tested book of excuses, full of trusty one-liners that are guaranteed to get you out of trouble. Today I will dip into mine more than once as I tell my first tale.

At the car wash....
It was late, I was tired, the Lexus was dirty, I was feeling lazy, it was convenient and the dog ate it. It was for all of these reasons that I found myself relaxing, listening to music as the … wait for it …. roller car wash took away a few days worth of bird poo from the LS's flanks. Half way through I realised that listening to music and getting a car wash wasn’t a great idea and, looking through the rear window, I saw my electric aerial snapped in two. Serves me right I guess and, as I broke off the remains upon exiting the wash, the LS looked at me as if to say ‘look what you’ve done, happy now?’ Karma?

Nobody mention airport runs....
Nobody mention airport runs....
My paintwork lived to tell the tale and Chris at Mill Auto Supplies got another order from me and duly despatched £20 worth of replacement electric aerial. I’ve yet to get around to fitting the new mast, but as I was a little annoyed by the original one being discoloured I’m looking forward to having a shiny new one.

These issues aside it has been another trouble free month for LWE, still uber-reliable, completely rattle-free and excelling in getting me around the country in swift comfort. The girlfriend has started to use it since the MX-5 left us, and annoyingly she is falling for it too. This means I find the keys missing more often than not as she ‘borrows’ it for the day ... fortunately the weather means the TVR is back on the roads again.

Talking of TVRs
The last time I told you about the TVR I mentioned how I’d left the battery to go flat, meaning a new one was fitted and all was well once again. Only it wasn’t, as a week later it was static once more, just as we planned to head out for the day in it. I was annoyed, tweets and Facebook posts were made threatening to buy an M3 and local cats were found to kick.  

Access was tight to say the least
Access was tight to say the least
The battery was my fault; leave a car for six to eight weeks and what do you expect? But once that had been sorted I expected all to be well, especially as I had never experienced any reliability issues during my two-and-a-half-year ownership. This time I was stumped. The immobiliser was deactivating, the starter model was strong, battery was good and the fuel pump was priming but it wouldn’t fire. Being a mechanical idiot, I looked under the bonnet to see if there was a handy neon sign pointing to the broken bit (it also impresses the Mrs when I look like I know what I’m doing), waggled a few leads and voiced what we both already knew; I had no idea what was wrong.

A call to Adrian Flux Rescue and a Costa Coffee later, a man in a van arrived to take a look. A (beautifully sunny) hour later and it was agreed that he had no idea either and a recovery truck was needed. To be fair to the chap he tried all he could and we had a good natter about cars too, but I liked him largely thanks to his constant compliments regarding the condition of my car. We arranged for a flatbed to come and get the car on Monday (this was Saturday) and went out in the Lexus instead, ignoring all the convertibles on the road as we drove windows up with air con on ... grrr.  

A brief but satisfying affair
A brief but satisfying affair
When my car needs attention it always goes to Fernhurst Motor Company, so once the Chim was loaded onto the truck I waved it off and had a week-long love affair with a certain Morgan in its absence. Fernhurst had the car fixed by Tuesday and all it needed a new coil and amplifier. Job was indeed jobbed. I collected the car the following weekend and handed over £170 in return for my keys. While it was there I also received many emails and tweets telling me that my car had been ‘spotted’ outside of Fernhurst that week - I must admit that I never knew the car was so well known!

Once again all is well in TVR land and the car has been used more often than not over the past two weeks without issue. The sun is shining and life is good. Swap it for an M3? You must be joking. But I must get around to fitting that aerial to the LS.

 


Fact Sheet:
Car: 1997 Lexus LS400
Run by: Garlick
Bought: Jan 2011
Purchase price: £1,800
Last month at a glance: Washed, broken aerial, being stolen by the Mrs

Fact Sheet:
Car: 1999 TVR Chimaera 4.0
Run by: Garlick
Bought: December 2009
Purchase price: £12,995
Last month at a glance: Recovery, sunshine, all is forgiven

Previous reports:
TVR lives once more, Lexus carries on regardless
MOT time for the Lexus and a reawakening for the TVR
Christmas car purchase comes back to haunt Garlick with an expensive month for both cars


 

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Discussion

X5TUU

Original Poster:

11,939 posts

187 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Poor TVR but at least is all well again now... and shame on you for using an automated wash ... think of the swirls and marring ...

Vantagefan

643 posts

170 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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I see now why we're not allowed to promote on forums.

Craiglamuffin

358 posts

180 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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I really like these updates. They make me want to get a TVR, and then not get a TVR in roughly equal amounts, so I never need do anything!!

TomMc1990

37 posts

145 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Aha, are you serious? the number of promotional plugs in that article were ridiculous... Excuse me, must leave my desk now to get a nice cold can of ekoc (spelt backwards)

EDIT: Love the TVR though, When my insurance premiums fall I will most definitely look at these.

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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X5TUU said:
Poor TVR but at least is all well again now... and shame on you for using an automated wash ... think of the swirls and marring ...
Well, you know....it's an old car and silver hides it, and I was lazy and, and, and hehe



TomMc1990 said:
Aha, are you serious? the number of promotional plugs in that article were ridiculous... Excuse me, must leave my desk now to get a nice cold can of ekoc (spelt backwards)
Fair point and I'm sorry chaps. I try to give those that help me a shout out, but perhaps you're right. Costa was just fact, but if they want to send me a free voucher.....

Will tone it down getmecoat

double d racing

306 posts

198 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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I can't see the problem in highlighting those that help us and give good service. The trouble is most of us are too cowradly ( and legally frit )to shaft those that have shafted us. My business works on happy clinets referring us on to others ....so carry on Gralick ( sounds better than Garlick actually )....
D D

Adrian W

13,869 posts

228 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Obviously wasn't a genuine Lexus aerial they are about £400

billzeebub

3,864 posts

199 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Despite your blatant plugs in this particular piece I enjoy reading your Fleet updates more than most other articles. Real world thrills and real world issues! You usually seem to run interesting older cars, which is a similar ethos to myself. The end result is usually the same; me going off to peruse the TVR classifieds and reappraising my long held wish to have a 993 as my next car..

Vantagefan

643 posts

170 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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double d racing said:
I can't see the problem in highlighting those that help us and give good service. The trouble is most of us are too cowradly ( and legally frit )to shaft those that have shafted us. My business works on happy clinets referring us on to others ....so carry on Gralick ( sounds better than Garlick actually )....
D D
Sadly you can sometimes be pulled for positive feedback of services or products, where is the line? Is it an individual promoting their brand or someone doing it for them, and are they promoting another persons brand for their benefit (free service, discounts or like for like promotion).

richardxjr

7,561 posts

210 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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£12 ebay replacement masts work though wink Previous owner of mine did the same. Mast retracts when playing a cassette, but not the CD confused

Andy JB

1,319 posts

219 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Craiglamuffin said:
I really like these updates. They make me want to get a TVR, and then not get a TVR in roughly equal amounts, so I never need do anything!!
I did have some banter with Garlick on this latest breakdown - i personally consider the coil to be a service item on any car over 10 years old, its cheap as chips & easy to fit on a TVR along with plug leads.

Take the plunge & stratch that itch you know you want to - buy well & you won't be dissapointed

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Agree with Andy.

Look at it this way - in 2 1/2 years a bloke (who has no mechanical knowledge whatsoever) has had almost faultless reliability bar the last few weeks. That's not bad is it? From London commuting to Welsh hill hooning, all that's happened is what I've mentioned above.

I can think of a fair few cars that would do a lot worse. 95% of my time has been turn-key superb.

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Vantagefan said:
Sadly you can sometimes be pulled for positive feedback of services or products, where is the line? Is it an individual promoting their brand or someone doing it for them, and are they promoting another persons brand for their benefit (free service, discounts or like for like promotion).
No strictly true. We do allow glowing endorsements, all we ask is that the poster (as you suggest) is not employed by the company, or that the offer isn't too detailed.

For example, I said I always use Fernhurst (and have done throughout my fleet updates). If a member wants to say the same it's fine. However, if they are attached in some way or if there is an explicit offer (that could be seen as advertising) like 'and all PHers can now get 20% discount' we will remove and ask them to promote in the usual way. It's been that way since 1998.

Otherwise, if you have had good service say so with no fear of removal.

Anyway, our fleet articles will always give links to those we use, but perhaps the links could be less obvious.

Can we move on now hehe

Cotic

469 posts

152 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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billzeebub said:
me going off to peruse the TVR classifieds and reappraising my long held wish to have a 993 as my next car..
You'll need the Porsche section for that.

jeremyc

23,453 posts

284 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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wink

mackie1

8,153 posts

233 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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I didn't realise you paid so little for the LS, that's super bargain (and reliable!) barging!.

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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mackie1 said:
I didn't realise you paid so little for the LS, that's super bargain (and reliable!) barging!.
The best car and (in addition) the best value car I have ever bought.

mackie1

8,153 posts

233 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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I really do fancy a slightly scruffy but mechanically sweet LS400 to tool about in. Would it be rediculous to put some loud pipes on it? I would image that V8 could sound quite nice were it allowed to breath a bit better. There's a guy with an old 740i around here with a fruity exhaust and it's incongruous, but it also sounds lovely.

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Each to their own I guess....but let me tell you one thing.

At tickover the LS is silent, literally silent. At town speed all I can hear is the leather creak as I sit on it. In addition it really improves the sound of the excellent audio. At motorway speed it's wind noise only.

To lose all that for V8 noise would spoil the ambience, the very purpose, of the car. I forget that it is a V8 and that's great (for me). You may disagree, and plenty of You Tube videos show it can be done, but for me the TVR makes noise and the LS helps me to relax.

mackie1

8,153 posts

233 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Like it said, it is at odds with the sort off car it is but them I'm a bit odd like that.

ETA: How many miles does yours have on the clock?

This looks great: http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3768227.htm

ETA: Apart from the tints!

Edited by mackie1 on Wednesday 28th March 17:11