RE: Production Juke Nismo takes a bow at Le Mans

RE: Production Juke Nismo takes a bow at Le Mans

Friday 15th June 2012

Production Juke Nismo takes a bow at Le Mans

Nismo tweaks for engine and chassis, plus a bold new look for Nissan's crossover hatch off-roader thingy



As you've probably gathered by now, the Nissan DeltaWing 'halve-everything' strategy includes its engine - which is a 1.6-litre turbo petrol. Since this is the motorsport version of the 1.6-litre DIG-T unit available in the Juke (and shortly the next gen Renaultsport Clio), Nissan has chosen Le Mans to unveil the production Nismo version of its dinky crossover.


This is stage one of bringing the Nismo high performance brand to a wider European audience. Sitting on the big Nissan show stand at the end of the Le Mans village, it's pulling in a fair amount of attention - which is especially impressive given it's parked right next to the left-hand drive Juke R (its RHD brother is taking part in the parade later), in among a collection of other Nissans that includes the DeltaWing show car, an LMP2 racer and GT racing versions of the GT-R and 370Z.

Probably the colour scheme helps - pearl white with plenty of red pinstriping, just like the concept - but it sports beefed-up looks and bigger wheels, too; the body kit apparently improves downforce without increasing drag. The exact performance enhancements remain TBC, but it will include Nismo tweaks under the bonnet as well as to the suspension. "Steering modifications" are also promised, and there's a full Nismo interior makeover, including red stitching and chunky sports seats.

The car on the stand appears to be fitted with a CVT gearbox, which is a bit of worry. But then that's what you get with the 190hp, four-wheel drive package that's already in showrooms. Expect at least 200hp from the Nismo, and a dealership debut early in 2013.

No word on the price, but compared with the R it'll obviously be a bargain. The crossover assault on the traditional hot hatch has begun.





 

 

 

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Beefmeister

Original Poster:

16,482 posts

230 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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That's textbook turd polishing.

The Juke really is one of the most frightfully ugly cars on the road, yet I see loads of the bloody things.

will261058

1,115 posts

192 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Beefmeister said:
That's textbook turd polishing.

The Juke really is one of the most frightfully ugly cars on the road, yet I see loads of the bloody things.
I have been wondering the same, how can something so ugly be so popular (Gerard Depardieu springs to mind) scratchchin

carl_w

9,178 posts

258 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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This was also out at Crystal Palace a few weeks back (it was actually the same car I believe). Was faster than me boxedin

Domf

286 posts

155 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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The Juke is marmite, but compared to the other boring eurobox designs in its sector it does stand out and that's why people like or dislike it. Better to be talked about than not talked about at all (Auris, 508 etc)

XJ40

5,983 posts

213 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Hideous looking machine. I don't understand why you want one instead of a conventional hatchback, don't get these "crossovers".

kambites

67,553 posts

221 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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will261058 said:
I have been wondering the same, how can something so ugly be so popular (Gerard Depardieu springs to mind) scratchchin
A better example of that would be the number of modern BMWs on the road. The E9x was a truly frightful looking car, yet they're everywhere.

I suspect the reason is largely the same. At least they (both the BMWs and the Juke) were different.

will261058

1,115 posts

192 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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kambites said:
will261058 said:
I have been wondering the same, how can something so ugly be so popular (Gerard Depardieu springs to mind) scratchchin
A better example of that would be the number of modern BMWs on the road. The E9x was a truly frightful looking car, yet they're everywhere.

I suspect the reason is largely the same. At least they (both the BMWs and the Juke) were different.
Is this a hook I see dangling in front of me, ok I will have a bite.

You cannot compare this monstrosity to the E9x. For a start the BMW was not that different from others in the range and is certainly not an "acquired taste" in the same way the Juke appears to be. Granted it may not be the best looking BMW ever but describing it as "truly frightful" is just ridiculous!

You say you suspect the reasons are largely the same, but dont say what you think those reasons are. Perhaps you might care to elaborate!



davepoth

29,395 posts

199 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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will261058 said:
Is this a hook I see dangling in front of me, ok I will have a bite.

You cannot compare this monstrosity to the E9x. For a start the BMW was not that different from others in the range and is certainly not an "acquired taste" in the same way the Juke appears to be. Granted it may not be the best looking BMW ever but describing it as "truly frightful" is just ridiculous!

You say you suspect the reasons are largely the same, but dont say what you think those reasons are. Perhaps you might care to elaborate!
IMO the E9x was the least odd of the Bangle era; possibly a bit too safe really.

Having two sets of "eyes" on the Juke is disconcerting, I think. But it was a brave design choice by Nissan, and compared to other "lifestyle" crossovers in that market it's certainly a success, suggesting that actually the Juke is appealing to the masses.

GreatCornholio

1,749 posts

173 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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I don't dislike thisgetmecoat

Hellbound

2,500 posts

176 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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GreatCornholio said:
I don't dislike thisgetmecoat
It all started with the Murano, and then came the Qashqai, and now we have this. And I quite like it. When you think about it, a nice remap and some Nismo bits and you've got a half decent car. That's exactly what this is about. You can't say Nissan aren't successful when it comes to cross-overs and soft roaders, they clearly are.

At least it's not a Mini Countryman. And if you want something that can convincingly go off-road, pay twice as much and get the Evoque.

Jam Spavlin

909 posts

185 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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I'd happily drive that!

jono6395

14 posts

216 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Most people are ugly. Most cars are either bland or beautiful. Its takes balls for a car manufacturer to compensate the wrong way and beat its metal with the ugly stick - and then beat it even harder and charge another 2k.

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Beefmeister said:
That's textbook turd polishing.

The Juke really is one of the most frightfully ugly cars on the road, yet I see loads of the bloody things.
Very popular with Motorbility finance*, I understand. I did wonder who actually paid for the vile things.

* I have no opinion about Motorbility

suffolk009

5,385 posts

165 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Those lights. My eyes. Aaaargh.

LuS1fer

41,132 posts

245 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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I don't mind the Juke though it just reminds me of Renaults. The Beetle was technically ugly too.

As for the Juke R, it's just a stupid publicity stunt - utterly inane, much though they would love us petrolheads to nudge each other klnowingly as though we were in on a great and hysterical secret. Not that the GTR is a looker anyway... wink

thewheelman

2,194 posts

173 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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I think it looks pretty good, there's no mistaking it with the majority of bland cars on the road.

Marty V8

578 posts

186 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Willfully ugly!!. I just dont get it. Why pay good money for something so awful to look at and be seen in. And why do they have to get bigger year on year FFS?

kambites

67,553 posts

221 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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will261058 said:
You say you suspect the reasons are largely the same, but dont say what you think those reasons are. Perhaps you might care to elaborate!
I thought I did say what I think the reasons are - that the cars don't look the same as everything else on the road (or at least didn't when launched). Both entered market sectors which were traditionally highly unimaginative, in terms of styling; and both were, in conventional terms, thoroughly ugly.

Personally I think the Juke pulls it off better than the 3-series because it has a sort of cartoonishness about it - the 3-series had just enough "normalness" to somehow manage to be both dull and ugly at the same time. Obviously that's just personal opinion, though. They're both poorly proportioned and oddly detailed cars by conventional measures.

I always thought the E92 was a particular shame, because the two-door E46 was quite a handsome car.

Edited by kambites on Friday 15th June 19:27

jono6395

14 posts

216 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Good point about GTR, hadnt thought of that. But the GTR is more powerful that Apollo 11 and commands respect. This one...merely sympathy for a moment of crazed showroom madness....

White Lightning

485 posts

183 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Frankly apart from the GTR which is epic.....Nissan's line up of cars is dreadful. They are all ugly. I would never part with actual money for one.

Juke = vomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomit