Rover 827 Vitesse: PH Ad Break
Old and flaky its reputation may be these days, but the 800 cut quite a dash in its time
The next Rover to come out of this partnership was the 800, codenamed XX, and it continued the trend. Closely related to the first-generation Honda Legend, it featured a combination of Rover 2.0-litre M-Series engines and Honda V6s, and equipped with the latter, it spawned the second big Rover to wear the Vitesse name.
The first, of course, had been the big, brutish SD1 – but the 800 was an altogether different animal. Front-wheel drive, and more of an executive cruiser than a touring car tearaway, it’s no surprise that it’s barely remembered today while the SD1 is feted. But in its own right, and in its day, it was – take a deep breath, now – a good car. The V6 gave it 180hp, enough to propel it to 60mph in eight seconds dead, and it handled well. “Unlike the Legend, this car has the heart of a lion,” said Car magazine. “The Vitesse wipes aside the ills of earlier Rovers.” Let’s not forget, while we’re on the subject, that it was a completely standard 827 Vitesse that was the first production car to average 100mph around the Isle Of Man TT circuit, a feat achieved with Tony Pond at the wheel in 1990.
This particular ad, for the whole 800 range but featuring the Vitesse most heavily, was one of Rover’s better efforts of the 90s – all subtlety and innuendo, clever camerawork and neat asides. In fact it wouldn’t be out of place if it appeared on our screens today. In one fell swoop it takes a delightfully unsubtle swipe at Rover’s main rivals from the German car industry (then in its ascendancy, and just a few short years away from taking over the company in its entirety), and then addresses concerns about Rover’s fit and finish (although, clearly, the supposed owner who “likes the way it’s put together” enjoys the odd panel gap), before referring to its sporting credo (while cutting to a shot of a four-speed auto box being shifted between gears). Ahem. OK, so it’s not the greatest ad in the world in terms of its accuracy, but who cares? It looks great, the concept’s neat, and the car’s... well, it’s actually looking rather good these days, we reckon. Enjoy!
PS. If you want a giggle, check out this earlier example of XX 800 advertising to see how well they moved the game on. Keep an eye out for the head-on shot with a main-beam bulb out. Only a company formed from the ashes of British Leyland could manage that one...
The 800 was, frankly, a huge anti-climax compared to the SD1 it replaced, but wasn't a bad motor. IIRC Team Central TVR had one in their collection of sheds courtesy car days, just before their controversial switch to a Fiat Seicento fleet and it wasn't a bad drive. The 800s looked a bit dowdy from the off but it was probably the best Rover could do with the Honda platform share deal.
Dubious "standard road car" Isle of Mann Tony Pond lap record not withstanding, these would have been much more of a hit if they had remained RWD IMO.
Not sure of the cost comparison, however the contemporary Honda Legend was a beautifully engineered piece of kit. With Alfa's 164, then later with Peugeot's 605, there was a good period where the German three didn't have it all their own way.
Raced a vitesse against Mg Monty Turbo -monty left Vit for dead
I know so much about these cars was utter crap, but I always had a soft spot for them. The later Vitesse Sport with the 200 bhp 2.0 turbo under the bonnet still rates as one of the most surprising (in a good way) cars I've ever driven. Went like the clappers, didn't struggle to get its power down, and for a big lump, it went round corners alright too. Oh, and this example had 130,000 miles on it, so they didn't all fall apart within weeks.
I grew quite fond of the old girl, loads of room and on mine all the electrics worked fine.
Had just one issue in the 5/7 years we owned it, poor starting - eventually traced to a cracked/damaged distributor cap. This replaced along with HT leads and joy restored.
Not very torquey - which was often mentioned in road tests of the day, but once wound up would cruise at a relaxed 100/120 on the foreign motorways.....But here's a thing not often mentioned, I reckon they had the best headlights of any car that I've ever driven, excellent throw and spread.
Nick
Schnell?
Ja, in England ?????? "Fastback".
I'd expect "heisst es", "die Name ist" or somesuch.
The German verb "nennen" is to name/to call.
It was a far nicer place to be than my 1990 Scorpio and despite only being the 2 litre multipoint 16V seemed quite a bit faster than the 2.9 Granny automatic. The Rover handled better too - the Ford wasn't powerful enough for RWD to come into play yet the Rover could lift off oversteer.
Car did a feature with Richard Bremner caning a red one around the country, most of the photography in Scotland. He seemed rather smitten - perhaps he should have tried a Vauxhall... (You have to be of a certain age to get that. I apologise, and yes, I have my coat.)
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