The perfect girl

[STW2010]

I can't understand the Irish accent, and like girls with bigger tits than a C cup. I really like boobs.

I don't care what she does for a living as long as it makes her happy.

[Hoofy]

TorqueVR said:

This thread is screaming out for photos!!

I hope you're sitting down.

[soad]

Hoofy said:

I hope you're sitting down.

This is The Lounge, not General Gassing!

[Hoofy]

soad said:

Hoofy said:

I hope you're sitting down.

This is The Lounge, not General Gassing!

Point taken. *reads list again*

[Steamer]

• nurses = Covered in germs / moody / tired... although not as seemingly unstable as policewomen in the dating pool!
• 5ft 5ins = that is a bit on the short side
• like footie = really?

• eat meat = Have to agree here
• drink wine = Show me one that doesnt
• drive Minis = Just along as she drives is a bonus!

[Studio117]

Can't stand most English women. Either thick as fk with a propensity to share their viagina around like no tomorrow. Or are a bit stuck up and have names like Gisele.

That middle ground is difficult to find.

Eastern Europeian chicks ftw.

[Steamer]

Studio117 said:

Eastern Europeian chicks ftw.

European chicks for the height too!

[Butter Face]

• nurses
• brown hair
• blue eyes
• 5ft 5ins
• 34C
• Irish accent
• no tattoos
• like footie
• like rock
• eat meat
• drink wine
• drive Minis

7/12 here. But I don't like Football or Rock music anyway so I'm calling a 7/10.

[RizzoTheRat]

That list was going ok until the football bit.

[Johnny]

Steamer said:

Studio117 said:

Eastern Europeian chicks ftw.

European chicks for the height too!

I can only concur with both those statements

[Laurel Green]

RizzoTheRat said:

That list was going ok until the football bit.

Should play for the side that retained the Ashes this year.

[ZOLLAR]

Council Baby said:

ZOLLAR said:

She's not on facebook anymore due to you perving on her

She still messages me filth and photos

[GTIR]

Sienna Miller.

[Impasse]

That list makes no mention of being able to deflate her and stuff her back in the wardrobe.

[strummerville]

We need guidance from the Macc Lads, 'Miss Macclesfield':
She was the perfect woman,
She was my kind of a bird,
'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word.
She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse,
But now she's into barbeques and wine bars.

[Fishtigua]

I think that list has a fault.

[Pints]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Pints said:

• stay-at-home mummy
• blonde hair
• green eyes
• 5ft 5ins
• 34C
• Souf Efrican accent
• no tattoos
• doesnt give a fk about football
• likes music she can exercise to
• doesn't eat red meat
• tee-total
• drives my MINI

Fixed that for you.

Fixed for Accuracy.

[ellroy]

Fishtigua said:

I think that list has a fault.

You're right, Mrs D has ink.

[Tony2or4]

Studio117 said:

Can't stand most English women. Either thick as fk with a propensity to share their viagina around like no tomorrow.

Wasn't wearing my glasses, and I actually read that as shave.

[Lemmonie]

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