RE: Secrets of a Goodwood drive: PH Blog

RE: Secrets of a Goodwood drive: PH Blog

Sunday 2nd July 2017

Secrets of a Goodwood drive: PH Blog

The realities of driving a car up the hill at the Festival of Speed



I swore I'd never do it again. Sounds massively ungrateful given you're typically being offered the chance to drive something amazing, in front of an enthusiastic crowd, at one of the world's great motoring events. But the realities are slightly less glamorous.


Bear in mind you first have to navigate a car you've never driven before, likely with a snappy clutch and/or exotic transmission, through a crowd of pedestrians. Then you wait... and wait... and wait and hope said car fires up again when summoned. Then you wait some more at the bottom of the hill. Finally, you go, likely your only sight of the course being your first run in anger. When you reach the first corner - a fairly quick one - you have no idea of the line, how good the brakes are (or whether they work at all), whether the tyres have any heat or grip in them or any sense of the car's dynamic behaviour.

And if you successfully navigate that you have the looming terror of Molecomb, a corner that has been the public undoing of many a Goodwood hired hand. Looks nothing trackside. But if you can see the corner and haven't prepared for it, you're likely taking a trip into the bales. Then you've got the Flint Wall. And the tighter-than-it-looks right into the final run to the line. Lots of potential for making a tit of yourself in other words, potentially in some priceless museum piece you had no place sitting in, let alone driving.


Given all that, and the fact a single run can take up half a day, you'll perhaps understand my 'no drives' stance. Then I got offered a drive in an Alfa Romeo GTAm.

This was a year ago. 12 months later I have finally made it to the top of the hill in the same car! I'll spare you the long version but the GTAm and I had unfinished business. And this year was my chance.

To my mind if you're going to drive a car at Goodwood it should be like this one - beautiful to look at, fairly straightforward to drive, sounds like it's going faster than it is. This time nothing was going to stop me! What's that? Time to go? Oh, hang on, it's not firing up... Cue some frantic Italian arm waving, some fuel dribbled into the intake trumpets and - BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAM - yup we're up and running. God, it's noisy! 129db going by a spectator with a noise meter last year, that side exhaust blaring from under the driver's door, violent bangs and pops making onlookers wince.


My journey to the start line is not without... drama. There is another refusal to start. More frantic arm waving. Some - I'm guessing - fairly sturdy Italian language aimed under the GTAm's bonnet. A senior marshal says "Are you going or aren't you? You need to tell me in the next five seconds!" I haven't waited a year to be thwarted again. The Italians push me along the road, I drop the clutch, the engine splutters into life - it is on!

When it happens, the run is pretty sedate. The clutch slips up through the first three gears and I think a good proportion of my 200-odd horsepower has fled the stable; that or I've not got a full complement of cylinders firing. No matter. I make it around the first bend. Molecomb is successfully taken care of - slowly - in a theatrical double-declutched downshift. The flint wall remains unscuffed. And when I make it to the top the rest of the batch is waiting, arms folded, with a general air of 'what the hell took you so long?'

Most probably didn't realise it had been a whole year.

Dan

 

 

 

 

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Dafuq

Original Poster:

371 posts

170 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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What a lovely, lovely thing that Alfa is.

Will we look back in forty odd years times at today's run arounds with such fondness, I very much doubt it.

Cars of yester-year just seemed to have some much more individuality and character.

You lucky boy Dan.

AC43

11,486 posts

208 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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That is one of my all time favourite cars.

I'd once met a guy who'd raced one at Kyalami.

He kept hearing a metallic twang and wondered what it was.
Turned out it was the rivets in the wings gradually firing off in the harder corners


998420

901 posts

151 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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My dad used to restore those Alfas, some of my fondest childhood memories were flying around stonewalled Derbyshire lanes in GTVs

sledge68

754 posts

197 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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I heard that car in the pits on Friday, sounded viscious when it was firing on all cylinders.

edoverheels

357 posts

105 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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Agree with Sledge. Also heard it on Friday in the pits, scary!

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

168 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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edoverheels said:
Agree with Sledge. Also heard it on Friday in the pits, scary!
If it was Friday morning that will have been me! I thought it would be pretty effective for clearing people out of the way while making my way to the assembly area but I underestimated how dozy some folk are! Not sure how noisy a car has to be before people will react but it does make you think about those coming up with noise systems for electric cars to alert pedestrians! Life could well be noisier in the electric age, not quieter.

And even for such a short stint and with a slightly sickly engine it was still a magic thing to drive. Would LOVE to give it a proper run. And thanks for that anecdote AC43, made me chuckle!

Mega, mega car. An absolute privilege to be allowed to sit in it, let alone drive it!

Dan

Tufty_B

15 posts

114 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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That looks like the same car that on the Sunday morning run had a gearbox/linkage problem which was stuck in 1st gear and got to only got to Molecomb before retiring.

Tempest_5

603 posts

197 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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Got to drive down the route a few weeks back as it was the exit for the car park from the horse racing at the top of the hill, my daughter likes that sort of thing. What struck me was how narrow the drive was for hooning up at silly speeds. Not much room to get it back if you start to lose it. We were in the old series 3 Landy so couldn't have a play. Anyway, that would have been bad form.

Mr Tidy

22,313 posts

127 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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Stunning car Dan - as you say it is a privilege to sit in it, never mind drive it!

Toyota had a competition in 2012 for the UK launch of the GT86 where 86 people got the chance to drive one up the hill on the Thursday and I was lucky enough to win a place (but unlucky enough to get given an auto)!

But as has been said, it isn't very wide so in places it makes 50 seem pretty lairy in a current production car - in something as rare as that Alfa brave pills must be essential!

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

168 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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The Crack Fox said:
Dan - this needs video!

(Lovely car, one of my faves in the paddock, too)
Here you go! Apologies for the rubbish sound - had a bit of a mic issue - but hope there's enough geekery and sense of the drive in there to offer a flavour. There were more spectacular and faster runs at the event and the car didn't feel entirely healthy but I still loved it and it confirmed my suspicion it's the perfect car for something like that, given it looks great, is relatively straightforward to drive and makes loads of noise but doesn't carry a huge burden of expectation.

Cheers,

Dan

BVB

1,102 posts

153 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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That Alfa is blimmin gorgeous!

will-w

252 posts

201 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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Excellent write-up and a absolutely stunning Alfa Romeo!

Having been lucky enough to drive the hillclimb every year (bar one) since the Moving Motor Show started in 2010; I totally agree that it is a surprisingly hair-raising task, especially in a car that you’ve never even sat in before let alone driven.

I must admit I was openly disappointed when they introduced the chicane and ‘enforced’ 50 mph speed limit a couple of years ago. Although I won’t deny that I was secretly quite relieved that I didn’t need to drive that quickly past the wall.. 50 mph is plenty, especially on that section!

Uncle John

4,284 posts

191 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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Lovely car, but that 155 DTM for me!!

Always loved them.


lestiq

705 posts

169 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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What a fab experience, good for you Dan smile

I saw that car struggling a bit on the live stream on the sunday, sounded like the clutch might have been slipping a fair bit. You did well to get it up the hill!

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

168 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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lestiq said:
What a fab experience, good for you Dan smile

I saw that car struggling a bit on the live stream on the sunday, sounded like the clutch might have been slipping a fair bit. You did well to get it up the hill!
Thanks! The full run onboard is here if anyone wants to see it - you'll see how much the clutch was slipping off the line. Just about started pulling properly when I got third but it never quite felt fully on song. Still mega though!

Dan

SturdyHSV

10,095 posts

167 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Absolute dream car for me, you can stuff your LaFerraris up your LaJacksy hehe