RE: Austin Maestro van: Would You Really Want To

RE: Austin Maestro van: Would You Really Want To

Tuesday 18th July 2017

Austin Maestro van: Would You Really Want To?

You Know You Want To has a slightly funny turn



Nostalgia can do funny things to people, the power of the old rose tints seemingly able to cloud judgement that would otherwise tell you a beige 1.3-litre Maestro van should be precisely as exotic and desirable as it would have been when new back in 1985. Which is to say not especially.


I'm willing to be told I'm being unnecessarily harsh here. I've a good friend who's a passionate Maestro fan and, though not my cup of tea, I'll indulge his love for his MG version on the basis it does at least have some manner of eccentric cred. I'm still holding out for him to tell me why this van version should be worth eight grand though. Eight grand!

Now I realise everything has a value and rarity can do unexpected things to those of surviving examples of previously unloved machinery. And that someone decided they were going to preserve a machine of this nature does rather boggle my brain. One thing's for sure, you're very, very unlikely to come across another Maestro van as seemingly immaculate as this one. And you would hope you'd be able to recoup some of that price hiring it out to film companies requiring authentic set dressing for 80s street scenes. Enough to justify that incredible figure though? Someone tell me it does, because, hand on heart, I'm not out to give the car a kicking. I'm just mystified!


For some context, I put a search into the PH classifieds to see what else of this vintage £8K could get you. Well, you could have a rather nice looking Porsche 924 S for starters. OK, not considered one of the most desirable cars to ever leave Stuttgart. And pricey for one of these. But the history sounds appealingly detailed, the car looks nicely original and, well, it's not a beige Maestro van, is it?

Tell me I'm missing the point and it's worth every penny as a historical artefact worthy of a good home, whatever the cost. Part of me wants to believe!


AUSTIN MAESTRO VAN
Price
: £7,995
Why you should: You won't see another like it
Why you shouldn't: Possibly 7,995 reasons

See the original advert here.





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Discussion

sortedcossie

Original Poster:

551 posts

128 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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I was at a show last year and in my show class I was up against a late registered H plate one in white, it was spotless - just like the one in the advert.

It was time warp, but had to wonder why anyone would keep one like that - each to their own though.

Dr Interceptor

7,768 posts

196 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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I love old things, and get overly nostalgic over the weirdest British Leyland rubbish, but I can't find any love for a beige Maestro Van.

I'm out.

sgtBerbatov

2,597 posts

81 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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My uncle had two of these, he brought one over to Ireland with him and it was his work horse for many years.

Personally I'd have one. But then again I find the styles of the cars from the late 80's/90's to be the pinnacle of car design. They were all uniquely different to a fault. Whereas today, you'd be mistaken for thinking that Vauxhall Astra that just passed you was actually a Renault Megane.

rossub

4,437 posts

190 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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I was expecting the engine from the MG Turbo under the bonnet detailed to an as new condition, but alas no.

That being the case, its about £5k too much. £3k for a bit of dog slow but mint condition nostalgia is fine, but not £8k.

Turbobanana

6,229 posts

201 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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In a market where a rusty, imported-from-Malta MkI Escort shell is, what, £5000+, anything's possible.

chazwozza

728 posts

186 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Buy it. Stick big V8 in. Win.
But no thanks

Wild Rumpus

375 posts

174 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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A friend of mine had the diesel version as his work vehicle, it went far better than anyone would expect - especially after he had "adjusted" the fuelling. The handling, in particular, was very good. He once took it to a car club track day at Knockhill where it surprised the hell out of everyone - he had no trouble keeping up with a 205Gti round the track and the day ended up with people queuing to get a run in it!

rossub

4,437 posts

190 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Wild Rumpus said:
A friend of mine had the diesel version as his work vehicle, it went far better than anyone would expect - especially after he had "adjusted" the fuelling. The handling, in particular, was very good. He once took it to a car club track day at Knockhill where it surprised the hell out of everyone - he had no trouble keeping up with a 205Gti round the track and the day ended up with people queuing to get a run in it!
That'll be your mate Lewis Hamilton, then.

smashbro

26 posts

160 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Hearing Aid Beige......

Wild Rumpus

375 posts

174 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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rossub said:
Wild Rumpus said:
A friend of mine had the diesel version as his work vehicle, it went far better than anyone would expect - especially after he had "adjusted" the fuelling. The handling, in particular, was very good. He once took it to a car club track day at Knockhill where it surprised the hell out of everyone - he had no trouble keeping up with a 205Gti round the track and the day ended up with people queuing to get a run in it!
That'll be your mate Lewis Hamilton, then.
No, the van and the 205Gti were both driven by Scottish amateur rally drivers, If anyone on here attended this Lanarkshire Car Club "hoolie" at Knockhill in the early '90s I'm sure they would verify my story!

mike9009

6,991 posts

243 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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They are common as muck too. My next door neighbour has a white Maestro van for sale at the moment too...... (but I believe it is a little cheaper than this one....)

If anyone wants details let me know!



Mike

Justin S

3,640 posts

261 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Had them as company vans many moons ago and no , i didnt work for BT. I had the record of 7 replacement A series engines in the 3 year lease. Eventually found the fault of a knackered radiator for the majority although one gold seal engine didnt have any oil coming from the block to the head , so lasted 500 miles before cooking. The change to Vauxhall Astras afterwards was less eventful and recovery off the M25 was a thing of the past.

J4CKO

41,456 posts

200 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Cool that is has survived, never ceases to amaze me the love some folk can find for seemingly unlovable vehicles, it was unremarkable during its day, a tool of various trades and largely forgotten but people trot out the same nostalgia from every decade, this being eighties, Rubiks Cubes, Duran Duran and that drink called Quatro, but there were loads of less obvious things, and this is one of them.

If an 80s 911 is worth 200k, then this is worth 8 ! you cant go tot he tip in a 911, I joke but you get the point, for someone it will be their dream vehicle, not many, granted but they are out there, we have sold various stuff over the years and expected no interest, phone goes mad, you never know why, or can even imagine someone reasons for wanting it until it is sold, would be good for tv work, maybe 8 grand is a bit strong but it definitely has a value and I personally love to see the mundane stuff alongside its more glamorous contemporaries at car shows and the like.


Spannerski

127 posts

111 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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I used to work on this in the Met Police during the 90's.
They were awful things to drive but could be repaired with a toolkit from a Christmas Cracker.
Just keep on top of the rust.
Having an A series engine and an SU carburettor they can be tuned quite easily to put out 70bhp.
My Father in law took his 1.3 Maestro to a Mini specialist in Hastings, who took 40 mins to nearly double his horsepower for about £90.

Turkishwaiter

12 posts

123 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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The condition/lack of rust is impressive but it's still a turd so who cares

Adz The Rat

14,033 posts

209 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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chazwozza said:
Buy it. Stick big V8 in. Win.
But no thanks
No no no.

RWD Cosworth please.

NJ72

183 posts

98 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Am I the only one who sees a small van like that and thinks 'Mid-Rear Layout'? lol.

If we're being honest, something like that is so 'niche' that it being in Beige is actually a plus point.

According to HowManyLeft.co.uk there are just 12 500 Ls currently taxed!

Leggy

1,019 posts

222 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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There is nothing iconic about these that is even worth the effort of preserving for future generations. Maybe donate to a museum as an example of st design. But £8k is a joke.

sasquartch

102 posts

102 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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I remember doing up a Metro in the early eighties and the gearbox specialist who did all the gearbox rebuilds for the local BL dealer had two - bought them for 10 grand the pair.
OK he might have got some discount as a subcontractor to the BL dealer but even in those days 5k for a brand new van was pretty cheap
Maestros didn't drive as badly as some have suggested, the A series engine was obviously old and asthmatic but I think the gearboxes were from VW and the handling was at least average for its time iirc

Limpet

6,304 posts

161 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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It's not a patch on a filthy white Astramax with ladders on the roof though. Everyone knows they were the fastest thing on the roads in the 80s and early 90s. biggrin