RE: Vauxhall Monaro: Spotted

RE: Vauxhall Monaro: Spotted

Tuesday 17th October 2017

Vauxhall Monaro: Spotted

What better way to bid farewell to the idiosyncratic Australian car industry...



Like all the best and most enduring Aussie heroes, the original Holden Monaro landed practically fully formed in '68; the bastard son of a Chevrolet design language which had already delivered the Camaro and General Motors' internal requirement to compete with the new Ford Falcon GT. The car, based on the HK saloon, was a rear-drive, two-door hardtop coupe - and in GTS 327 format, could be had with a 5.4-litre V8.

£8K for all this? Yes please!
£8K for all this? Yes please!
Three years later, Holden really hit its stride with the HQ variant - featuring unitary construction, all-round coil springs and the kind of muscle car body that probably qualifies among the highlights of in-house Australian automotive design. The manufacturer had started building its own V8 by then, but the range-topping GTS350 was still fitted with an imported 5.7-litre Chevy V8.

Sadly, by the end of the decade, the wind had gone from the Monaro's sails and following falling customer demand, the model was discontinued. It would be another 20 years before the firm persuaded itself to revive the idea, basing it this time on the slippery good looks of the VX generation of Holden Commodore.

The new car was sufficiently compelling for Vauxhall to take notice, and come 2004, Luton dipped its toe in hitherto uncharted waters: offering British buyers - denied a Griffin-badged coupe since the departure of the Calibra in '97 - the prospect of a V8-engined rear-drive import. Of course, this being Blighty (and Vauxhall having kept its initial quota sensibly modest), the car sold out almost immediately on the basis of its rather compelling power-to-pound-coin ratio.

A year later, the facelifted VZ version was made available; most notably in its 6.0-litre VXR format. But today's Spotted contender - in a solemn PH salute to the sad winding up of Australia's domestic car production - is the entry-level CV8 model which better mirrors the Holden sold Down Under. That means you get the Corvette-donated Gen III 354hp 5.7-litre pushrod motor, a distant derivative of the same small-block Chevy V8 found in its forebear.

Ain't no replacement and so on...
Ain't no replacement and so on...
The soft-edged pleasure discharged by it is of similar vintage. The base Monaro was all about the unstressed entertainment of commodious cubic inches, with a surging, baritone mid-range and a top cog geared to about 900mph. Realistically, it was an eight-tenths car rather than an Impreza-beater - but it did everything its way, with a big-hearted burliness that isn't exactly thick on the ground these days, and is unlikely to herald from Antipodean shores ever again.

So we'd seize the chance to buy now before it's too late. Especially when a piffling £8,250 gets you one that was bought to be a keeper, looks to have been cared for with kid gloves and has covered a mere 72,000 miles - the equivalent of around the block in LS1 terms. It even comes in the best colour and the kindliest tax band.


VAUXHALL MONARO
Engine
: 5,667cc, V8
Transmission: 6-speed manual, rear-wheel drive
Power (hp): 354@5,600rpm
Torque (lb ft): 353@4,800rpm
MPG: 18
CO2: 365g/km
First registered: 2005
Recorded mileage: 72,000
Yours for: £8,250

See the original advert here.

 

 

 

 

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JMF894

Original Poster:

5,502 posts

155 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Was out for a walk with the old folks the other day and whilst waiting to cross the A143 one of these shot past whilst overtaking something else. I remarked to dad how quiet and disappointing it sounded given what it was.

scratchchin

JMF894

Original Poster:

5,502 posts

155 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Although I must add it was clearly an older model

Nickp82

3,182 posts

93 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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One drove past me the other day and reminded me how much I want one, I was lucky enough to drive one around for a few days when we took one in PX at work a good few years back and loved it. There's surely not much else like it out there, especially at the kind of money they sell for.

selym

9,544 posts

171 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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JMF894 said:
Was out for a walk with the old folks the other day and whilst waiting to cross the A143 one of these shot past whilst overtaking something else. I remarked to dad how quiet and disappointing it sounded given what it was.

scratchchin
Standard these can sound underwhelming. Non-standard, the sky is the limit as to how raucous they can be. Mine is just cat-back, and is loud enough to annoy my tinnitus! Add some headers or straight throughs etc. and its time for some mad Max style entrances!

Monaro5.7

7,333 posts

179 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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I have had mine sine 2009 and every moment has been fun except that time in the snow. But looks like time is at an end with it. But here is how mine sounds.

https://youtu.be/fOR8Z8Dqtdc

MadDog1962

890 posts

162 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Although there are some stories of dodgy electricals, I really fancy a Monaro coupe.

Back in 1999 I ran an ordinary Holden Commodore VS. Although scoffed at by many, even the base model VS/VT etc Commodores were really quite fast cars by comparison with their European and American contemporaries. They have predictable and rather entertaining handling too.

JMF894

Original Poster:

5,502 posts

155 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Monaro5.7 said:
I have had mine sine 2009 and every moment has been fun except that time in the snow. But looks like time is at an end with it. But here is how mine sounds.

https://youtu.be/fOR8Z8Dqtdc
Lovely, makes me want my old 450 wedge back....................

theJT

313 posts

185 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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I'm actually moving to Oz in the new year - I'm really hoping I can still pick one of these up over there. They seem to have held their value a bit better in their native land than they have over here.

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

190 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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I’m sure “Luton” had little or more likely no input on the Monaro.

And 40mph/1000rpm in top is not even close to 900mph.

And the LS series of engines are not a “derivative”of earlier SBC’s rolleyes

Honestly, doesn’t anyone actually check the detail and facts in these articles. Is there no editor?

wink

But hohum.

Very nice car and the best looking of the modern Monaros IMO. But I’ll stick with the vehicle most Vauxhall dealers who sold the Monaro were selling only a couple of years prior.

ZX10R NIN

27,598 posts

125 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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I've always liked these but the CLK55 won out every time,

DCLXIV

361 posts

135 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Newer and lower mileage than mine for £8k?

Guess mine isn't worth as much as I'd hoped, I'd better keep it smile

Andy616

444 posts

135 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Fun cars! Here's mine:


Sebring440

2,008 posts

96 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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300bhp/ton said:
Honestly, doesn’t anyone actually check the detail and facts in these articles. Is there no editor?
That's the reason there is no "by-line", no one will put their name to such rubbish.


Some strange and insane PH Journo said:
the idiosyncratic Australian car industry
Explain "idiosyncratic"...


Some strange and insane PH Journo said:
Three years later, Holden really hit its stride with the HQ variant - featuring unitary construction....
"Unitary construction" was introduced with the HQ? What? Seriously, what?

Oh, PH journo people, why do you leave yourselves wide open like this? So come one Mr Journo, identify yourself and, (please) explain yourself!

speedtwelve

3,510 posts

273 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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VXR looks great in black. Here's mine:



I remember the HSV GTS and GTS-R arriving on sale in the UK years ago and thinking how completely bonkers they seemed at the time. After selling my TVR Chimaera I decided a 6.0l VXR Monaro was the way forward and had it for just over a year. It's quite a bizarre combination: electric leather armchair, the steering wheel and ratio from a Routemaster bus, relatively subdued noise (mine was one of very few still with standard exhaust), but it was faster than my TVR, had enough torque to move the Saturn V crawler vehicle and the surprisingly decent chassis was fun to hustle around back roads. It doesn't fit in a standard UK parking space, and no-one knew what it was.

I now have a daily driver with less than half the torque and even worse fuel economy....


Field Gunner

18 posts

123 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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I bought one of the last of the CV8Z 'special edition' production run in 2006 and have never regretted it. While it is a fairly basic straight line hero, I love the shape, the solidity and the sound. Having my daughter laugh her head off when Daddy drops a gear to make the dragon roar is priceless. I'll be keeping it for weekend fun till the world runs out of oil. After that I'll park it in the lounge as a conversation piece.

marksx

5,052 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Love these that much I just bought my second one two weeks ago.

(Not that I own two. That I regretted selling my first so much I bought another)

Oh, and LPG rocks!

Hackney2

724 posts

93 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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theJT said:
I'm actually moving to Oz in the new year - I'm really hoping I can still pick one of these up over there. They seem to have held their value a bit better in their native land than they have over here.
You can get them for roughly around $30,000 mark(around the 10 year old mark)mileage can varie quite a bit though.You might want to also consider a “BA-BF” & “FG” series Ford Falcon XR6 Turbo these will “run rings” around the Monaro.”Ballistic” performance.These can range from the very low $20,000 to over $30,000 bracket.(you can also pick them up for the very low “teens”,but quite high mileage though).Fantastic in-line six “Barra” engine.These are pretty much “bullet” proof engine.Around the 240kw-270kw mark in power & 533nm.Car sales in OZ is a good place to start,this is a really good sight for vehicles.Cheerssmilesmile

mfp4073

1,946 posts

174 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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I've had a black Monaro VZ for over 10yrs, mine is for keeps, headers, straight through pipes and electric cut outs etc. It's quiet at cruise and Mad Max when you feel the need. When stationary at traffic lights you get that blub blub blub.........sound and the whole car rocks from side to side ....very childish of course but I'm happy.
Last of the V8 Interceptors........

unsprung

5,467 posts

124 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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mfp4073 said:
Last of the V8 Interceptors........
laugh I was waiting for this! How long did we go in this thread, beforehand? Two dozen posts? It had to be said. Well done.


Nickyboy

6,700 posts

234 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Been thinking about one for a while now, what are they like living with every day? I know day to day running is going to be expensive, what about long motorway cruises?

any particular weak spots?