PH Service History: Tales of the Unexpected
A quick Yaris once seemed like a contradiction in terms, but it isn't the first hot hatch to catch us by surprise
Truth be told, though, Toyota has form in this department. Who remembers the Yaris and Corolla T-Sport of the early '00s? Neither was in danger of troubling the top of its class - the former more a benign Suzuki Swift Sport rival, the latter endowed with a heady engine but too soft a chassis - but today their obscurity makes them temptingly cheap, especially if you're after a daily with some poke that isn't one of the usual suspects. How cheap? Well, I reckon £1,500 for this 2003 Corolla should do the trick, and of course, you get Toyota's legendary reliability thrown in too.
Of course, as history records, the Octavia vRS was a roaring success, combining the model's prodigious space and practicality with a chassis that, while hardly the last word in deftness, still allowed for plenty of entertainment. Today, they're deeply appealing as fantastic all-rounders, and this one looks to be a gem; for that money, I'd rather the mileage was lower, mind you, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.
I reckon the Cee'd GT looks great, too, but what about that value? Well, this example - barely three years old with one owner, and backed up with a full history - is just £11,461, and still with more than four years' warranty left. If I was in the market for such a thing right now, I'd be sorely tempted.
If you've a little more cash to splash, may I suggest the Cee'd's cousin once removed - the Hyundai i30 N, a car which arrived to great acclaim just a few months ago. Of course, the keener-eyed among you will note that this isn't Hyundai's first hot hatch - that was the i30 Turbo, itself a redress of the Cee'd GT. But the N did break new ground for Hyundai, taking the company firmly into the realm of the super-hatches and doing so in deeply impressive fashion.
Which leaves me pondering possibly the daddy of all unexpected hot hatches: the original Renault 5 Turbo. Granted, Renault had always had a finger in the performance car pie, but the world had barely been introduced to the concept of a hot hatch before La Regie released this utterly barmy mid-engined homologation special. Imagine how preposterous the idea of 160hp in a small hatchback the size of a bean tin must have seemed way back then.
With all that weight of history behind it, it's no wonder a 5 Turbo will set you back vast money these days - even if it's the slightly-less-special Turbo 2. Believe it or not, this 41,000-mile example at £64,995 is actually the cheapest in our classifieds. Worth it? Well, we could argue the toss all day; either way, though, it rather puts the price of the Yaris GRMN in the shade, doesn't it?
The R5 was an oddity when launched so is a good place to finish off.
Yaris t sport(new) , Good fun car, engine was a little gem, brakes were fantastic.
Fabia vrs(new) , Blistering quick in a straight line, 60mpg on a long run but over all spent more time back at skoda with verious issues back end was very twichy. Gave up with it after 2 years.
Octavia vrs (year old) possibly one of the best all-round cars and for a petrol turbo was economical. Was to soft on a b road and just loved to understeer and was also back with skoda more than it should of been.
I now own another little surprise and forgotten about car, a Twingo 133 that is more fun than the above cars, rarer, as reliable as the yaris, more economical and always over shadowed by the swift sport in the same way the corolla is by the civic.
In late 2009 or 2010 (I only remember it was very snowy where I live) I went to H&H Auctions at Buxton, and did an article on a red Turbo 2 that was asking through.
The paperwork was virtually non-existent, although I’m sure it will have ‘materialised’ from somewhere in the intervening years.
The car was not a nice example, and I seem to remember it selling for either £12k or £16k, can’t temember which.
My learned friend who accompanied me harrumphed quite a bit, to the point of sounding like a flatulent hippopotamus, and evinced that the sale price was way more than its actual worth, and that someone would catch a cold. How right he was(nt)...
Im not a particular fan of the car, although I have an excellent pair of ‘nostalgia goggles’, and being that I started driving in 1981, then yes, I probably would.
As an aside, guys, it’s befoming a little wearing that so many cars are featured fromKGF or 4star Classics; I appreciate they have some of the finer specimens but their price are exorbitant, and articles are beginning to look like free adverts for their services....
Perhaps it would service everyone better if you obliterated the show plates (even though a quick search would, of course, reveal the seller)
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