RE: PH Dream Drive: B6277, North Pennines

RE: PH Dream Drive: B6277, North Pennines

Saturday 16th March 2019

PH Dream Drive: B6277, North Pennines

Want to drive on England's ceiling? Turn right at Penrith...



It's a measure of the B6277 that even the roads leading up to it could justly be called great. In fact, when it comes to the A686, which snakes its mazy way from Penrith up onto the Pennines, the AA did just that - dubbing it, "one of the greatest drives in Britain" or, if the plaque at the top of Hartside Summit is to be believed, "one of the top ten drives in the world". That might be stretching it a bit, but there's no questioning the underlying appeal of a route that Sir John McAdam himself (he of tarmacadam fame) pioneered across Cumbria and Northumberland in the 1820s after he discovered the previously unmade roads "the worst that have yet come to my knowledge".

The A686 is famous then because it was first, and because it remains a main road to this day. It has the steeply inclined bends indicative of a serious ascent and it also has impressive views, particularly from the car park of the Hartside Café, which met its fate in a devastating fire a few years back. From there you look down into the aptly named Eden Valley, a rich swathe of rolling farmland bordered by the Lake District in the far distance. On any clear day it must make for a memorable panoramic - but to visit it when we did, in the aftermath of serious snowfall, it is nigh on spectacular.


It helps, of course, that it is remarkably quiet. Sure, there's half-a-foot of snow in the car park and we surveyed it from fairly early in the AM, but from long experience that wouldn't have stopped the punters in the Peaks or the Brecons or the Dales. Rush hour traffic on the A686 barely qualifies as a trickle - the road, which can be seen snaking up the hillside is more often empty than not - and it is for this reason as much as any other that the North Pennines Area Of Natural Beauty easily qualifies as Dream Drive territory.

It is quiet for several good reasons. First and foremost, not many people live up here. There are myriad villages but almost no towns - and because the moors are straddled by major roads (the A69 and A66), anyone wanting to get from, say, Carlisle to Newcastle or even Penrith to Durham, has a more direct alternative to the A686's meander. That wouldn't typically dissuade tourists (and doubtless there are more in the summer) but you'd assume this part of the Pennines is also somewhat disadvantaged by the close proximity of its more famous neighbours; both the Lakes and the Dales are within easier reach of anyone traveling from the south an surely account for a far fatter proportion of the sightseer dividend.


This goes some way to explaining why no member of the four-man PH contingent had ever visited previously (and before the scoffing starts, that tally includes Stanley P, a car photographer of thirty years' experience who has been everywhere from Ullapool to Uttoxter). The other reason is time. And money. It takes more than five hours to get the 300-odd miles from the south side of the M25 to the Hartside Summit - and that's not even where we're going.

Fortunately, our chosen mode of transport doesn't require much sacrifice. The Cupra Ateca in question had been doing the dreary stuff since before Christmas, and, as ever, it's decidedly easy to rub along in a car that manages to seem well-made, convenient, practical, user-friendly, comfy and quick all at the same time. The motorway trek to Penrith pretty much reaffirmed all that. Much like every other MQB offshoot, it has an acutely well-judged driving position and front seats decent enough to take advantage of it, not to mention the adaptive dampers that make its softest drive setting benign and amenable at motorway speeds.


This meant no backache at Hartside, and therefore no reluctance to get cracking with the dream portion of the drive. It's fair to say the Pennines spoils you for choice - or it does from the God's eye view supplied by Google Maps, at any rate. Alston, which, incidentally, is said to be the 'highest market town in England' at around a 1,000 feet above sea level, is crisscrossed by the A689 as well as the A686, and both appear to take in their fair share of primo grade moorland. But we went for the B6277 because it seemed more remote and, well, it's got a B in it, right?

The weather is clearly determined to play a significant part in proceedings; as it leaves the threshold of Alston, the road dallies for a while in nothing more picturesque than scruffy farm land - but with the low rolling hills dusted in fresh powder, and a sapphire-blue sky above it, the view over Cumbria's low stone walls is already fit for a shortbread tin. To the right you get the southern end of the River Tyne, and as the valley in which it sits become more pronounced, the scenery shifts up an additional gear - followed, a little while later, by the character of the B6277 itself.


Up to this point it has been mostly straight. Straight in a terrific vanishing point type way, but straight nonetheless. However, once you're past the Yad Moss Ski tow on your left (which gives you some idea of just how hilly the countryside is) the road dives into a sweeping right-hander and then doesn't let go of your attention for the next 8 miles. Its speciality is sighted and hugely fast S bends, of the sort that are rarely wedded together for any length or consistency in England. Here they ebb and flow with pitch-perfect regularity, applied to a landscape which, on the day we drove it, appeared to have been airdropped from the Arctic Circle.

Better still, as you cross from Cumbria into Country Durham (the changeover signified both by signage and a cattle grid) the road surface suddenly stops being stereotypically shoddy and becomes brilliantly smooth instead - which makes it even more exceptional among moor top British B roads. Did I also mention that it's quiet? Not just A686 quiet - but properly, eerily quiet. Like if we'd had a football, we could have played in the road. That quiet. Like a cul-de-sac.


It's a recipe for mischief, of course - and must be nigh on irresistible in temperate conditions - but the sub zero temperatures keep us honest enough on the day in question. Unsurprisingly, they present the Ateca in its best light, too. The shortcomings of a 300hp all-wheel drive SUV are all too easy to spot when the sun is out and the tarmac warm; throw some slush on the road though, and you're not inclined to quibble with the complexity of the drivetrain or the slightly higher vantage point - or even a ride height that duly eliminates the fear factor involved with turning around in snow-covered laybys.

No, the Ateca does alright. The B6277 in January makes precision and grip and nose-bias predictability seem like considerable virtues, and because the road is so impressively flat, it even makes the car's 'Cupra' mode seem like a viable option, which is significant if you're not to fall into the trap of driving the Ateca no more enthusiastically than you would the diesel version. Granted, it falls short of completely riveting no matter which setting you dial up - but when the road underneath you has that adjective entirely taken care of, it's easy to content yourself with all-weather proficiency and goggle at the view from the window.


Do this for too long and the B6277 eventually descends from the moors and takes in a series of brilliantly named villages (Newbiggin takes the gold; Romaldkirk, silver) before concluding south of Barnard Castle in Teesdale. Better though to turn off left just before Langdon Beck onto the unclassified road which is signposted for St John's Chapel. Why? Well, because about halfway along its spectacular five-mile stretch, it crosses Harthope Moss - and in doing so becomes the equal highest paved mountain pass in England at 747m. Equal with where you ask? Killhope Cross - on the A689, of course, around 10 miles away on the way back to Alston.

So there you have it - the tallest roads in the land. And in the running for the best, too.


SPECIFICATION - CUPRA ATECA
Engine:
1,984cc, 4-cyl, turbocharged
Transmission: Seven-speed dual-clutch, all-wheel drive
Power (hp): 300@5,300-6,500rpm
Torque (lb ft): 295@2,000-5,200rpm
0-62mph: 5.2sec
Top speed: 154mph
Weight: 1,632kg
MPG: 38.2 (NEDC combined)
CO2: 168g/km
Price: £35,900

















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arkenphel

Original Poster:

484 posts

205 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Dammit. Now you've only gone and let the secret out. Cue increased numbers of people leading to speed cameras being deployed. Damn you!

Also, for a for a car enthusiast website, why have you chosen a Seat Ateca? There must be loads more Pistonheady kinds of vehicles to bring with you. 300 miles is nothing from where youbare based at.

Dollyman1850

6,318 posts

250 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Glad you enjoyed my local roads where I test the racing car from time to time.... Now P**s off back down south and stop publicising the best deserted roads in the country hehe

N.

numtumfutunch

4,723 posts

138 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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I remember CAR came to the same conclusion and ran their 'win an Esprit Turbo' competition around there

Shhhhh

JerryF

283 posts

174 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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arkenphel said:
Also, for a for a car enthusiast website, why have you chosen a Seat Ateca? There must be loads more Pistonheady kinds of vehicles to bring with you. 300 miles is nothing from where youbare based at.
Because it is yet another VAG advert..........

Buster73

5,060 posts

153 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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No point driving up that road since the fire burnt down the Cafe at the top , nowhere for a sarnie and a coffee now.

No point at all , please find another one closer to home.

Thank you in advance.

sparkythecat

7,902 posts

255 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Buster73 said:
No point driving up that road since the fire burnt down the Cafe at the top , nowhere for a sarnie and a coffee now.

No point at all , please find another one closer to home.

Thank you in advance.
hehe

Prestonese

793 posts

105 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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I drove this stretch of road in an Alpine A110 last autumn and it was an incredible experience. It is difficult to think of a better combination of car and road. Bit of a schlepp to get there though....

Onehp

1,617 posts

283 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Driving far out in a snow landscape for a performance drive, and doing it with a 4wd on summer tyres... "All-weather proficiency" seems ill informed unworthy of PH. 4wd only helps mobility, but only makes quick driving mlre dangerous. Would have been much better with a fwd hot hatch on winter tyres, you would know much sooner the state of grip, and be able to stop much quicker. And inbetween, enjoy the drive a lot more...

unsprung

5,467 posts

124 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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"the worst that have yet come to my knowledge" -- hehe the world and the language were something else, then

an interesting glimpse of the big outdoors in Blighty

and a number of pleasing / artistic photographs as well





Roger Irrelevant

2,932 posts

113 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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I know the roads round this area very well, mostly from cycling, and they are indeed superb. Start in Middleton-in-Teesdale and it's difficult to find a way out of the valley that doesn't involve some great roads. It's the sort of place that makes me chuckle when you get the regular thread about 'what's the point of owning a performance car in this country - it's too congested?'; yep you just stay in the south-east and moan about that, meanwhile I'll enjoy the belting roads around my neck of the woods (North York Moors). I'd be interested to see if any of my local roads feature actually; most people know about the Helmsley - Chop Gate route but there's a few others that are at least it's equal nearby.

giveitfish

4,031 posts

214 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Did this route as part of a driving holiday to the Scottish Borders area in January and it was the best road of the weekend - and that is with some serious competition!

Davidonly

1,080 posts

193 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Worst driving roads in the UK full of sheep bikes and potholes... I'd look elsewhere, try the NC500 that's never been better smile

CS Garth

2,860 posts

105 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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I’ve driven this road hundreds of times. Most enjoyed 17 years ago in my new to me Evo VI at night when you can see what is and isn’t coming and use both sides of the road. Full beam and PIAA fogs on - I WAS Tommi

st4

1,359 posts

133 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Davidonly said:
Worst driving roads in the UK full of sheep bikes and potholes... I'd look elsewhere, try the NC500 that's never been better smile
Lots of dibble up there now and the campervan twits have ruined it.

IainF

149 posts

255 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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No fixed speed cameras in County Durham; only mobile ones. These are great roads in a stunning part of the country.

nightflight

812 posts

217 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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It's far better on a bike.

Boosted LS1

21,187 posts

260 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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JerryF said:
arkenphel said:
Also, for a for a car enthusiast website, why have you chosen a Seat Ateca? There must be loads more Pistonheady kinds of vehicles to bring with you. 300 miles is nothing from where youbare based at.
Because it is yet another VAG advert..........
Yes, every picture bar one was of the car. I'd rather have looked at the scenery.

RSgeoff

258 posts

230 months

Sunday 17th March 2019
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Live in Tyneside and these roads have been my playground for the last 20 years. Quite often led a charge of 15-20 Lancer Evo's on a Saturday / out for 4 hours and going through 2 tanks of fuel.
Taking the day off work this Friday to see how my recently purchased B7 RS4 fairs - can't wait.

coppice

8,607 posts

144 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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st4 said:
Lots of dibble up there now and the campervan twits have ruined it.
No they haven't - and I have been driving up there since the early 80s. What ruined it was idiots like me enthusing about NW Scotland , then the silly NC 500 nomenclature and then the selfish tts who drove around in convoys and treated a stunning area as just a box to be ticked , pissing off locals and other road users alike ...

fathomfive

9,918 posts

190 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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Boosted LS1 said:
JerryF said:
arkenphel said:
Also, for a for a car enthusiast website, why have you chosen a Seat Ateca? There must be loads more Pistonheady kinds of vehicles to bring with you. 300 miles is nothing from where youbare based at.
Because it is yet another VAG advert..........
Yes, every picture bar one was of the car. I'd rather have looked at the scenery.
It's getting a little ridiculous now.