RE: Gemballa Cyrrus | Showpiece of the Week

RE: Gemballa Cyrrus | Showpiece of the Week

Monday 10th June 2019

Gemballa Cyrrus | Showpiece of the Week

The 911-based Cyrrus was designed for yuppies who thought RUFs too plain



Today, the most garish car designs are probably those intended for wealthy customers in Asia and the Far East. But in the 1980s, it was the yuppies of Europe and America who insisted on going way beyond the point where good taste stopped. Disposable incomes were often lavished on the Porsche 911 in this period - although, for some, it was never going to be brash enough to boast about.Β 

Many aftermarket firms were quick to realise this, with RUF the most famous to turn the wick up on Stuttgart’s sports car and create super high-performance versions. But while the German tuner focussed its attention on the mechanicals, others chose to centre their work on altering the 911’s clean-looking design. Take Leonberg-based firm Gemballa, which was established just as yuppie culture got going in 1981, and one of its first cars: the impressively wild Cyrrus.


Just 10 versions of this β€˜Flat Nose’ were produced, each bespoke to the tastes of its buyer and using the naturally-aspirated 3.2 flat-six engine of Porsche’s two-door convertible. All came wearing Testarossa-mimicking side slats, which helped channel air into the side intakes and provided space for a hidden door button. There was also an enormous rear spoiler, as well as two-part BBS alloys. Inside, you got new dials, steering wheel-mounted buttons and an eight-track cassette player.Β 

RUF was tasked with providing an engine upgrade, upping power to 228hp thanks to the fitment of new pistons and modifications to the head. Although no performance figures were published, cars were estimated to be good for a 0-60mph time of under six seconds and 160mph top speed – more than enough to satisfy weekend warrior trips to the Hamptons.


Of course, the transformation came at a cost, with each example costing the equivalent of about half a million pounds in today’s money. Gemballa’s creation therefore attracted the attention of a certain kind of buyer, including, most notably, the rapper Vanilla Ice, who said in a song that he β€œrides the groove like a Gemballa Porsche”… So enthusiastic was he for the Cyrrus that he reportedly collected his car from Gemballa HQ in Germany and later had the car repainted from blue to white.

Today’s Showpiece also comes in yuppie-spec pearlescent white with a cream leather interior, and was apparently the personal vehicle of company founder Uwe Gemballa, meaning it gets arguably the sweetest mix of upgrades applied to any of the 10 Cyrusses. Note the gold wheels with chrome dishes, the fitment of a big-bore racing exhaust and those digital dials, for example.

As arguably the most important of all ten Cyrusses made, this one is not cheap. But for someone wanting to relive the glory days - as film and TV seem to be doing endlessly - few cars typify the loadsamoney culture more accurately.Β To the extreme, as Vanilla himself suggested.Β 

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Quickben

Original Poster:

42 posts

115 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Properly hideous. Suits the 80's to a tee.

P-Jay

9,189 posts

146 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Well... that's revolting.

dudleybloke

15,548 posts

141 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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It's certainly of its time.

Chuck328

1,263 posts

122 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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I expected to see the word 'replica'.

I'm sure someone will like it.

julian64

13,085 posts

209 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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While I think its hard to make a Porsche look more ugly, I think this actually manages it.

EyeHeartSpellin

228 posts

38 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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So that's where Mansory started

Slippydiff

11,159 posts

178 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Penned by the world renowned design studio Charles and Wonder ...

cookie1600

1,404 posts

116 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Almost as dodgy as the way poor old Uwe Gemballa met his death

https://mg.co.za/article/2018-05-11-00-lured-into-...

Steamer

11,941 posts

168 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Was this when coke started to really become popular as opposed to marijuana and / or Acid?

...Just trying to work out what on earth these people were taking!

Greg the Fish

956 posts

21 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Gosh. I remember these when they came out. Certainly hasn't improved with age.


Burnham

3,570 posts

214 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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cookie1600 said:
Almost as dodgy as the way poor old Uwe Gemballa met his death

https://mg.co.za/article/2018-05-11-00-lured-into-...
Huh...I never knew that. Thanks for posting.

MDMA .

5,473 posts

56 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Is it a 930 if not a turbo?

tril

268 posts

29 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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MDMA . said:
Is it a 930 if not a turbo?
No it's not, 930 refers specifically to the Turbo

Turbobanana

2,310 posts

156 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Actually, if you squint, it's a bit dark and you've had a few beers, it's probably not too bad.

I'd want a coupe, though, not a convertible, and I'd certainly loose the rear spoiler which looks like one of those rubber bibs you put round a baby's neck at feeding time.

irocfan

23,557 posts

145 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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nearly make Will.I.am look like a talented designer

petemurphy

6,880 posts

138 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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so bad its great!

belleair302

6,306 posts

162 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Gemball did some radical interior work. Champagne cooler behind the passenger seat and some epic 80's in car hifi and TV's in the glove box. Love the front end, hate the extended tea tray rear. No sue about the Testarossa side, all very mid 80s.

geo1905

46 posts

19 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Wow ! The first word that springs to mind is execrable. On second thoughts, change that to excrement !

kiseca

7,994 posts

174 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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It looks awful but I do think those cars were very colour sensitive.

Back in the '80s when cars like that didn't look quite so daft, I remember in a Road and Track quarterly mag seeing the red hardtop "Avalanche" version of that car - bodywork wise at least, the Avalanche had a Ruf turbo engine - and thought it looked great.

I've seen the Avalanche in other colours, including white, and I think white makes them look awful. I also think this one would look better with the top down (and not white...)

The Avalanche also makes more sense of the huge curvy rear wing because it all joins up with other new bodywork around the rear window.






DrSteveBrule

1,927 posts

86 months

Monday 10th June 2019
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Turbobanana said:
Actually, if you squint, it's a bit dark and you've had a few beers, it's probably not too bad.
I couldn't physically drink enough to ever make this look passable. I like the 80s excess but this is beyond the pale. It's worse than Koenigs' offerings.