I dont get this joke

I dont get this joke

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Conian

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8,030 posts

171 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Can someone explain it to me? We're all baffled here about it...


Two dogs are in the park.
One dog says, "Man! I can't s**t!"
The other dog says, "You shouldn't've eaten that blind man's car keys!"

cronk-flakes

3,479 posts

223 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Haha - Lost on me...

Something to do with the blind man getting his keys back??? confused

Defcon5

5,681 posts

161 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Why would a blind man have a car?

Conian

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8,030 posts

171 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Most blind people wouldnt have cars, so no car keys.
Is there something unusual about the keys that blind people do have?

This joke was in the middle of an email full of unusually good jokes.

cronk-flakes

3,479 posts

223 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Wow - I overlooked the obvious... hehe

Still very perplexed though.

pokethepope

2,572 posts

158 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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The blind man thought he was giving the dog food but instead they were his keys?

The blind mans car is from the future and drives him around automatically. The dog - a guide-dog - upset at being replaced by a machine ate the keys to prevent the man replacing him with a guide-car?

patmahe

5,425 posts

174 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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I think you're meant to say, 'but a blind man wouldn't have car keys' and then the teller of the joke would also point out that dogs can't talk?

I reckon someone left out a line of the joke thats all.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

212 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Conian

Original Poster:

8,030 posts

171 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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pokethepope said:
The blind man thought he was giving the dog food but instead they were his keys?

The blind mans car is from the future and drives him around automatically. The dog - a guide-dog - upset at being replaced by a machine ate the keys to prevent the man replacing him with a guide-car?
you're thinking outside of the box there!
sadly the box was labelled 'sanity' and you're clearly outside of it wink

JonX2C

815 posts

180 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Very similar to one my old man used to tell.


Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"


To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.

RizzoTheRat

21,395 posts

162 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.

Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"

To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Remember that one from school, usually told to see if the victim was the sort of person who would laugh because everyone else was and not admit to not undertanding the joke.

davido140

9,614 posts

196 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.


Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"


To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...

him_over_there

970 posts

176 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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I never got this joke confused

joke said:
whats the difference between a chicken? one of its legs are both the same...

spurs-442

2,750 posts

154 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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davido140 said:
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.


Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"


To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...
My first thought was that if the 2nd biscuit could steal the 1st biscuits clothes they would fit?

But that wouldn't really make a good punch line would it hehe

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

212 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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RizzoTheRat said:
JonX2C said:
Very similar to one my old man used to tell.

Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread.
Baker turns round and asks "Do you want White or Brown"
Man replies "It doesnt matter I've got my bike outside"

To which he would always laugh his ass of after telling it.

Never did get it.
Remember that one from school, usually told to see if the victim was the sort of person who would laugh because everyone else was and not admit to not undertanding the joke.
It's strange, I always remember that being told as a Surrealist walks into a bakers...

Which turns out to be a fishmongers.



911motorsport

7,251 posts

203 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:

king arthur

4,520 posts

231 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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davido140 said:
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...
That just made me LOL but I've no idea why.

GTIR

24,741 posts

236 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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king arthur said:
davido140 said:
Had a friend who's favorite joke was..

Two biscuits rolling down a hill,
one says to the other "where do you live?"
to which the other replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing"


Your guess is as good as mine...
That just made me LOL but I've no idea why.
Me too. :haha:

Strangely Brown

7,421 posts

201 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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That's nearly as bad as:

Woman about to step into bath hears a ring at the door.

"Who is it?" she shouts down.

"Blind man", comes the answer.

Assured that her modesty will not be compromised, she runs downstairs naked an opens the door.

The man at the door says, "Nice tits lady, now where do you want these blinds."


Badoom, tish!

911motorsport

7,251 posts

203 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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