my dad and porno websites

[Don]

Good Heavens.

Is there a bloke who doesn't view porn? You know - a real bloke as opposed to some feminist's ideal metrosexual image?

Microsoft Security Essentials - free and effective AV. Make sure the router is doing it's Firewall job and don't disable Windows Firewall. Install the latest Internet Explorer, Firefox and Safari. Tell your old man to use IE for browsing and one of the others for viewing the barenaked ladies with Private Browsing turned on.

[MK4 Slowride]

[E21_Ross]

zcacogp said:

E21_Ross said:

zcacogp said:

Ubuntu.

Problem solved.

another linux user here...opensuse though

agree....used it for 6 years now...no matter how much porn, it never goes wrong

Can I add that my post was purely about the theoretical greater resiliance of *nix systems to on-line viruses. I'd never ... ahem ... actually go to such a site.


Oli.

Edited by zcacogp on Wednesday 21st July 09:41

i said no matter how much. that matter could be zero. ahem.

[TonyRPH]

louismchuge said:

.... for his 60th. Just thought, what would I want at that age?!

Erm.. An 18 year old nymph?

[007 VXR]

Mr E Driver said:

It's you Mum's fault, she must have stopped putting out

that will make the OP feel soooooouch better

[007 VXR]

TonyRPH said:

louismchuge said:

.... for his 60th. Just thought, what would I want at that age?!

Erm.. An 18 year old nymph?

my dad did that end in

Edited by 007 VXR on Wednesday 21st July 12:36

[E21_Ross]

007 VXR said:

TonyRPH said:

louismchuge said:

.... for his 60th. Just thought, what would I want at that age?!

Erm.. An 18 year old nymph?

my dad did that end in

Edited by 007 VXR on Wednesday 21st July 12:36

[Snoop Bagg]

TonyRPH said:

There are some "safe" porn sites out there.

Google 'FreudBox' and 'TheHun'

Both offer snippets which should be enough to give any bloke over 60 a heart attack satisfy any mans cravings..

I highly recommend "xhamster" "ampland" "tiava" for video's, pictures whatever....

[iggletiggle]

Snoop Bagg said:

TonyRPH said:

There are some "safe" porn sites out there.

Google 'FreudBox' and 'TheHun'

Both offer snippets which should be enough to give any bloke over 60 a heart attack satisfy any mans cravings..

I highly recommend "xhamster" "ampland" "tiava" for video's, pictures whatever....

Redtube I can handle but xhamster and spankwire are full of poor quality, really stty Porn..

Never tried Ampland mind you ..

[Rusty Arches]

Don said:

Good Heavens.
UnInstall the latest Internet Explorer, install Firefox and Safari. Tell your old man to use FF for browsing and for viewing the barenaked ladies with Private Browsing turned on.

Fixed.

Suggesting parents / newbies to use IE is like giving a toddler a shotgun.

Edited by Rusty Arches on Wednesday 21st July 13:21

[hidetheelephants]

E21_Ross said:

zcacogp said:

E21_Ross said:

zcacogp said:

Ubuntu.

Problem solved.

another linux user here...opensuse though

agree....used it for 6 years now...no matter how much porn, it never goes wrong

Can I add that my post was purely about the theoretical greater resiliance of *nix systems to on-line viruses. I'd never ... ahem ... actually go to such a site.


Oli.

Edited by zcacogp on Wednesday 21st July 09:41

i said no matter how much. that matter could be zero. ahem.

In the interest of informing the OP, I have attempted to break my Ubuntu lappy by looking for weapons grade scuff material. I am pleased to report that I have failed as it still works.

iggletiggle said:

Snoop Bagg said:

TonyRPH said:

There are some "safe" porn sites out there.

Google 'FreudBox' and 'TheHun'

Both offer snippets which should be enough to give any bloke over 60 a heart attack satisfy any mans cravings..

I highly recommend "xhamster" "ampland" "tiava" for video's, pictures whatever....

Redtube I can handle but xhamster and spankwire are full of poor quality, really stty Porn..

Never tried Ampland mind you ..

One man's instant wood is another man's anti-horn.

[Nolar Dog]

Ths thread is so wrong on so many levels.

It's funny though.
Carry on.

[Jasandjules]

pano amo said:

Have I checked out web porn? Hell, yea. For years lol! But knowing my dad has done similar (if just the once) is weird.

Does that not seem a bit hypocritical to you?

If you have kids, will you immediately stop looking at web porn?

[Herbie58]

goldblum said:

Hahaha

Go Dad!

He's your bloody father you should be recommending sites to him.

I can imagine the conversation right now:

"Here Pa - you should check this site out, they do this thing where....and then she...and he then..and it's bloody brilliant"

"Ah son, I remember when your mother...."

Yeah, discussing your favourite porn sites with your father has real potential...

[E21_Ross]

hidetheelephants said:

E21_Ross said:

zcacogp said:

E21_Ross said:

zcacogp said:

Ubuntu.

Problem solved.

another linux user here...opensuse though

agree....used it for 6 years now...no matter how much porn, it never goes wrong

Can I add that my post was purely about the theoretical greater resiliance of *nix systems to on-line viruses. I'd never ... ahem ... actually go to such a site.


Oli.

Edited by zcacogp on Wednesday 21st July 09:41

i said no matter how much. that matter could be zero. ahem.

In the interest of informing the OP, I have attempted to break my Ubuntu lappy by looking for weapons grade scuff material. I am pleased to report that I have failed as it still works.

mine's fine, but i don't go that far!!

[JonRB]

Rusty Arches said:

Also, create a ghost image of the OS after you format, saves a LOT of time.

Seconded. A complete XP install, patched up, with apps installed etc. can easily take an evening. A ghost restore about 15 mins and most of that is unattended.

[Beardy10]

Twincharged said:

Firefox
Tools > Private Browsing

I think they came up with it before Chrome and Internet Explorer too!

I think you'll find that Safari were market leader with Private Browsing or "PB" as mates and I like to call it! Alledgedly....

It made me laugh when the new release of Firefox came out announcing they had the functionality. Before PB someone I know used to always use the Guest Account on his Mac and log out afterwards.....wipes all history. Very useful......

[AJS-]

If I were in your situation, I think I would be more annoyed at my Mum for telling me.

I haven't quite figured out my logic yet, but I might return later.

[Engineer1]

Killer2005 said:

Famous Graham said:

Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.

Its easy enough to clear browsing history on Firefox too so I've heard

Firefox with a history length of zero, it's the cookies and the google bar autocomplete etc that gets you noticed.
WWW.M
becomes
www.megaporn
etc.

[E21_Ross]

Engineer1 said:

Killer2005 said:

Famous Graham said:

Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.

Its easy enough to clear browsing history on Firefox too so I've heard

Firefox with a history length of zero, it's the cookies and the google bar autocomplete etc that gets you noticed.
WWW.M
becomes
www.megaporn
etc.