RE: 2024 BMW 550e xDrive M Sport Pro | PH Review

RE: 2024 BMW 550e xDrive M Sport Pro | PH Review

Friday 3rd May

2024 BMW 550e xDrive M Sport Pro | PH Review

Where once there was a V8, there is now a 489hp hybrid. We try not to look back in anger...


We rather liked the old BMW 550i. It was hard not to. Here was a car that featured the same 4.4-litre V8 as the M5 - albeit outputting a detuned 530hp - but cost less, tried less hard dynamically and blended into its surroundings like cream into hot coffee. It was the last in a long line of big capacity, petrol-quaffing 5 Series, all of them built to imperiously occupy the outside lane of an autobahn with their indicators on. It may not have been quite as good as the Alpina B5, which succeeded in being quieter and more comfortable. But the G30 was good nonetheless. Imagine a good concierge built like a linebacker and with a nice line in conspiratorial winks. That was the 550i. 

The new one wants to be exactly the same, but obviously isn’t. The V8 casts too long a shadow, both conceptually and sonically, for any combination of straight-six and electric motor to replicate its husky presence. Consequently, the new 550e (which most closely resembles the old 545e) does the whole velvet glove thing very well - yet there is no iron fist underwriting the experience. It is slower to 62mph than its predecessor, less good-looking and paunchier. And there is no accompanying satisfaction from knowing that there’s party keg of expensive combustion going on in the engine bay. The 550i was quietly boastful of its M Performance status. The 550e is just quiet. 

But very companionable. Probably we didn’t need another car that exemplifies just how affable a modern hybrid can be, but there’s no denying that some of what the 550e lacks in V8-based fulfilment, it makes back in usability. You can thank the 197hp electric motor embedded in the eight-speed transmission for much of that; assuming you’ve been diligent enough to keep the 19.4 kWh battery topped up (an assumption we’ll return to in a minute) the car zips along in fine style. In fact, it’ll zip all the way up to 87mph and cover as many as 56 miles without troubling its 3.0-litre bunkmate very much at all if you let it. Keep your throttle openings fairly moderate and you’ll barely notice the assistance of the straight-six - it is as subtle and as noiseless as an Atlantic tailwind. 

That the 550e makes for an excellent gateway drug to the various pleasures of full electrification is hardly a surprise; that there is also a moreish quality to the performance more generally is less expected. Not even the V8, with 553lb ft of torque to call upon from 1,800rpm, was quite so effortless from a standing start and when it does pass the baton to the engine, there hardly seems any let up in the 550e’s relish for getting you up the road. And while you’re not as emotionally invested in the rise and fall of its distant revs, BMW’s straight six has no issue summoning them. The result is a car that rarely leaves you in any doubt about its straight-line performance credentials or its overall capacity for shrinking journey times. 

It helps, of course, that BMW has opted for chassis settings that befit such a serene powertrain. The 550e comes as standard with lowered suspension and something called Adaptive Chassis Professional (meaning cleverer electronically-controlled dampers) and while its maker has felt the need to give the drive modes stupid names, the most balanced of these treads the line between soft-riding comfort and BMW-style dynamism very nicely. The 550e seems glossy and remarkably light-footed around town, and it manages irregular and sudden gradient changes - i.e. the sort you seem to encounter on B roads every 30 feet - with a progressiveness that anyone this side of Bentley Bentayga owner would think is plush. It is exactly the sort of thoughtful, well-reasoned response that helps make the near silence of its other moving parts seem like a virtue. 

It also doubles down on the model’s capacity for conveying effortlessness. If your idea of an executive-level hybrid encompasses soothing and supremely rapid progress (and why wouldn’t it?) the 550e makes all kinds of sense. Like all new 5 Series, the cabin suffers mildly for another round of BMW button tidying, and doesn’t totally triumph on the look and feel of the ones left behind - but the tech-heavy ambience is appropriately upmarket (helped in this case by a £5k Comfort Plus Pack) and the driving position, augmented by very good front seats, is bang on. Factor in a 520-litre boot that sacrifices none of its volume to the battery and there is no question that when it comes to the job of wafting four adults to a faraway meeting, the 550e is a convincing rival for any four-door hybrid you’d care to suggest. 

But its talent still seems narrower than the previous badge incumbent. Not just for the absence of its additional cylinders or even the deficit in top-tier performance should you let the battery charge fall to zero, but also because the 550e’s otherwise impressive sense of cohesiveness does start to taper if you really chase after it. Admittedly it needs a highly cavalier attitude toward the national speed limit to get to that stage, but there is occasionally the sense that the car’s rear-wheel-steered keenness for turning in is slightly at odds with the permissive chassis settings and the reality of its 2,230kg kerbweight. Eventually, both come home to roost, unaided by slightly over-assisted steering that feels insufficiently dialled in for complete driver confidence. 

This eventual fraying of dynamic finesse is unlikely to dissuade many buyers, and it speaks to the quality of what precedes it in the car’s handling repertoire that it didn’t dissuade us either. Granted, the 550e comes with the usual hybrid provisos (its efficiency gains are very much tied to your preparedness for plugging it in regularly) and it does seem astonishingly expensive when it starts at £76,605 - especially given the M550i we drove back in 2020 started at £67,595 - but these are familiar shortcomings for petrol-electric users, and should be set against the fact that the new model is fundamentally good to drive and very pleasant to be in. Assuming practicality is among your buying criteria, the 550e probably ranks highly among the best hybrids available for any price. It just isn’t as good to drive or as desirable as the V8-powered 5 Series that came before. But we knew that coming in. 


SPECIFICATION | 2024 BMW 550e xDrive M Sport Pro

Engine: 6cyl in-line, 2,998cc, turbocharged petrol, electric motor
Transmission: eight-speed automatic, four-wheel drive
Power: 489hp (total system output)
Torque: 516lb ft (total system output)
0-62mph: 4.3sec
Top speed: 155mph (limited)
Weight: 2230kg
Economy: 282.5mpg
CO2: 22g/km
Price: £79,605 (starting; price as tested: £99,325) 

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aston addict

Original Poster:

426 posts

159 months

Saturday 4th May
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It’s not one you’d ever want to look back at and take a second glance - unless of course it’s taken to parking itself somewhere else so you don’t have to look at it. What an ugly thing, and the inside isn’t much better…

McRors

288 posts

57 months

Saturday 4th May
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The rear end isn’t cohesive to my eye. Perhaps the estate version will be better. Take the badge off and you have a perfect (albeit exorbitant) Q car.

toasty

7,505 posts

221 months

Saturday 4th May
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BMW’s design recently has produced some truly ugly cars but this is just bland.

virgilio

427 posts

146 months

Saturday 4th May
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Honestly, I do not miss any previous 5 series since the E39. To prefer a bloated, overweight turbocharged v8 to a bloated, overweight turbocharghed and hybrid I6 means that you are basically missing consuming too much fuel for nothing (or maybe for some stupidly synthetised noise).

I do miss a reasonably sized, natural aspirated saloon/wagon, but 99% of cars produced since 2010 are better forgotten.

howardhughes

1,021 posts

205 months

Saturday 4th May
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Does anybody agree, this wins the 'Fake vents' award of 2024?

As for the car, a massive pass from me. Like many have said, BMW no longer make nice looking cars anymore.

wistec1

306 posts

42 months

Saturday 4th May
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I had one of the very last G30-530Ds in the UK to come off the line, the week after I ordered it BMW removed it from the dealer configurator. I nearly held over my order in favor of this runt of the range beemer. At just over 50 miles EV range It's yet another example of WLP box ticking made worse with the current BMW design fails that are being sent down the production line. Suffice to say I made the right decision.

sidewinder500

1,177 posts

95 months

Saturday 4th May
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I'm too old to get excited by cars (white goods?) like this anymore.
They are obviously brilliant getting from A-B with minimal fuss, but where the joy of driving 2.3 tons of blancmange should be, idk.
How times have changed...

Black S2K

1,487 posts

250 months

Saturday 4th May
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howardhughes said:
Does anybody agree, this wins the 'Fake vents' award of 2024?

As for the car, a massive pass from me. Like many have said, BMW no longer make nice looking cars anymore.
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I presume that the grille wasn't merely designed by Dr Rorschach and does open when required!

The fake vents seem less over-designed and are no longer dripping in tinsel, so I find them less worse that the old model.

Same with the interior - I detest chrome tinsel, so in a way this looks calmer and more BMW. I'm still stuck in the knobs-around-the-instrument-binnacle ergonomic era, admittedly. Pokey screens are a distraction.

Overall, it's all a lot calmer and presumably more aerodynamic, if not actually elegant. It's no Pininfarina Opera...

Took me a moment of bafflement as to why there was a low-rent S in the very fake cheater panel, before realising it is actually a 5. Having to signwrite the car as if it were a demonstrator probably summarises the state of car design presently.




Earthdweller

13,632 posts

127 months

Saturday 4th May
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282.5mpg rofl

Black S2K

1,487 posts

250 months

Saturday 4th May
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sidewinder500 said:
I'm too old to get excited by cars (white goods?) like this anymore.
They are obviously brilliant getting from A-B with minimal fuss, but where the joy of driving 2.3 tons of blancmange should be, idk.
How times have changed...
With you there!

I've sort of gone through the five stages of grief on that one. I suspect the sixth will be paying in Yuan.

cerb4.5lee

30,893 posts

181 months

Saturday 4th May
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I'm not exactly sure why, but this car makes me a little sad. I've always been a big fan of the 5 series, but I'm finding myself less and less interested in them as time goes on though, and it just makes me look back even more fondly at the manual E39 M5 for sure.

Gosh...I sound like a right miserable old git!

Cryssys

476 posts

39 months

Saturday 4th May
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Black S2K said:
I presume that the grille wasn't merely designed by Dr Rorschach and does open when required!
I was wondering about that.

With a straight six under the bonnet I thought there would be a conventional grille. Given the limited battery range that grille is going to spend a lot of its time open. Best hope it's reliable.


SpadeBrigade

665 posts

140 months

Saturday 4th May
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A complete mess of a design.

350Matt

3,740 posts

280 months

Saturday 4th May
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2.2 tonnes


Jesus F'ing Christ


yme402

395 posts

103 months

Saturday 4th May
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What a load of gash, I could almost cry when I look at what BMW have become in the last few years.

911Spanker

1,263 posts

17 months

Saturday 4th May
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£20k of options on a 5 Series?

Loved the days when you paid extra for a radio.

pb8g09

2,360 posts

70 months

Saturday 4th May
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If this is the future then I don’t want to be part of it.

Emperor’s new clothes, all new BMWs. They all look like st and I’m waiting for the child to yell it so we can be done with these as get back to some good looking cars.

B10

1,247 posts

268 months

Saturday 4th May
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Grey, dull looking blob.

theicemario

652 posts

76 months

Saturday 4th May
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Ah yes, an M Sport BMW in matte grey on some st diamond cut wheels and a claustrophobic interior. What a sore sight

Had a play with the configurator, it would appear you can spec the i5 without the M Sport trim, some nice colours and silver wheels free of charge as well. That’s more like it. Not that anyone will ever spec one like that. Oh well




GreatScott2016

1,220 posts

89 months

Saturday 4th May
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cerb4.5lee said:
I'm not exactly sure why, but this car makes me a little sad. I've always been a big fan of the 5 series, but I'm finding myself less and less interested in them as time goes on though, and it just makes me look back even more fondly at the manual E39 M5 for sure.

Gosh...I sound like a right miserable old git!
Make that 2 "miserable old gits". Time has not been kind for the 5. Sadly, not kind to other BMW models either smile