Pamela Anderson Stops Whale Penis Car Seats
Whales around the world rejoice! Pammy becomes a member of Save The Whale Member
The Russian manufacturer of the utterly bizarre Dartz $1.5m Pombron luxury armoured car - a car that also features gold plated bulletproof windows and White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - is instead searching for alternative ways to cover the foam in its cars' seats.
"After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars," says Leonard Yankelovich of Dartz.
"We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want - to make just luxury car. We want to tell our hello to all whales: 'Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep you live! We don't Earth fall down to Ocean!'"
We certainly appreciate the sentiment, Leonard, even if we don't (quite) understand it...
P.S. There is some history here as Aristotle Onassis used to have bar stools upholstered in Blue Whale foreskin on his yacht. Popular with the ladies so we are led to beleive as he could come ('scuse the pun) out whith the classic line, "Do you realise how close you're are sitting to one of the most impressive male members of the animal kingdom" or words to that effect....
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