Remember the guys at Dartz who caused an international outcry after revealing their
Prombron SUV proposal featuring whale foreskin seatcovers
The Russian firm was deluged by emails from august bodies such as the WWF, Greenpeace and, er, Pamela Anderson, forcing it into a pretty swift climb-down.
Now, in an effort to snatch a PR triumph from the fishy jaws of disaster, Dartz has struck gold with its latest offering - a customised Volga built to celebrate saving the whales.
"Thanks to Pamela Anderson all world whales now can be sure about their penises. Nobody will cut them to make car seats," says the company's latest release.
"We are not serious professionals in fish world - all we know that caviar is good with Vodka - but we think this hood whale is a copy of Blue Wale (sic) - which has the biggest penis on planet Earth."
Here at PH, we know our cetacean friends are mammals and not fish at all, but we wouldn't wish to diminish the generosity of this latest gesture from Dartz by getting picky.
Instead, we salute Dartz and their offer to present the Volga Penisguard to Pammy. "She can do with it... what she wants!" they say.
In case Pammy can't think of anything, Dartz have suggested a photo session with their SUV promoting a new slogan: 'I'd rather drive naked than on whale penis.'