The top 10 most utterly Stupid people about...
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Catagory: primate mamalia
Classification: Moronic-Turd
Species: waste-of-space
1. Iraq anti-war protesters - as they think Blair & Bush give a toss about their cry-baby moaning, an that their protests achieve anything more than filling up news time in the media on a low news day.
2. Film an Tv critics - for wasting thousands of trees worth of paper, just so their trash can fill up a newspaper, while mis-representing the stuff they see any way, eg- "...an this film is so unfunny" - so why did the audience i was with laugh so much while we watched it, duh!
3. Journalists - for either reporting trivial crap like prince Harrys tooth fell out, or constantly making up total bulsh1t to further their career, [an if someone commits suicide as a result so be it].
4. People who think german cars are great - when 99% look uttlery boring or ugly, an arent even that reliable compared to cheaper Japanese cars!
5. Record industry people who insult human hearing by getting talentless gayboy-look-alikes from Ireland to sing other peoples bland songs while not even playing any instruments or composing any music.
6. Tv executives who's idea of drama is to make dozens of programs about police detectives or similar who's universal storyline is about solving a murder, week after week after week after bloody week...zzzz. [while american tv comes up with creative ideas like- Lost, Simpsons, Star Trek, A-team, etc etc]
7. People who criticise david beckham because he's got a better life than them.
8. Businesses who sell stuff like a cheese sandwich for more than treble its real worth, eg- £4.50, or a belt at £60! - plus the idiots who actully think an Armani shirt 'really' is worth the price on its label!
9. American film makers who insult world culture by relocating an original story setting to america while changing all the details, or have characters like 'robin hood' played by an actor with a calfornian accent, when west-coast america wasnt reached by caucasians till centuries later, duh!
10. People who still believe in God even though theyve never met him/her/it, an while his bible book of 'all creation' didnt even mention where all the dinosaur fossils came from!
To illustrate, an xray of the above peoples heads...
>> Edited by vlc on Saturday 1st October 00:07
Classification: Moronic-Turd
Species: waste-of-space
1. Iraq anti-war protesters - as they think Blair & Bush give a toss about their cry-baby moaning, an that their protests achieve anything more than filling up news time in the media on a low news day.
2. Film an Tv critics - for wasting thousands of trees worth of paper, just so their trash can fill up a newspaper, while mis-representing the stuff they see any way, eg- "...an this film is so unfunny" - so why did the audience i was with laugh so much while we watched it, duh!
3. Journalists - for either reporting trivial crap like prince Harrys tooth fell out, or constantly making up total bulsh1t to further their career, [an if someone commits suicide as a result so be it].
4. People who think german cars are great - when 99% look uttlery boring or ugly, an arent even that reliable compared to cheaper Japanese cars!
5. Record industry people who insult human hearing by getting talentless gayboy-look-alikes from Ireland to sing other peoples bland songs while not even playing any instruments or composing any music.
6. Tv executives who's idea of drama is to make dozens of programs about police detectives or similar who's universal storyline is about solving a murder, week after week after week after bloody week...zzzz. [while american tv comes up with creative ideas like- Lost, Simpsons, Star Trek, A-team, etc etc]
7. People who criticise david beckham because he's got a better life than them.
8. Businesses who sell stuff like a cheese sandwich for more than treble its real worth, eg- £4.50, or a belt at £60! - plus the idiots who actully think an Armani shirt 'really' is worth the price on its label!
9. American film makers who insult world culture by relocating an original story setting to america while changing all the details, or have characters like 'robin hood' played by an actor with a calfornian accent, when west-coast america wasnt reached by caucasians till centuries later, duh!
10. People who still believe in God even though theyve never met him/her/it, an while his bible book of 'all creation' didnt even mention where all the dinosaur fossils came from!
To illustrate, an xray of the above peoples heads...
>> Edited by vlc on Saturday 1st October 00:07
It's almost on a par with this, Towy...
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?f=141&h=0&t=208760
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?f=141&h=0&t=208760
cotty said:
4. People who think german cars are great - when 99% look uttlery boring or ugly, an arent even that reliable compared to cheaper Japanese cars!
Always makes me laugh when I see a post like this and the poster does not have his car listed in their profile
sorry Cotty but working in a job where i get to speak to people who recover broken down vehicles , he's not far wrong !! the German built cars just arent what they were 10 years ago , and due to the mk4 golf i had i wont be buying german again
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