2016 FORD FOCUS

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we have a treat for you the Ford Focus 1.0 Titanium 5dr. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Jeremy, it's just a Focus." But hold your horses, because this isn't just any Focus. This is a Focus that's been around the block a bit, with 49,647 miles under its belt, but like a fine wine, it's only gotten better with age.

First off, let's talk about the colour. It's finished in a sleek, sophisticated black. Not just any black, mind you, but the kind of black that makes you feel like James Bond every time you slide behind the wheel. It's the sort of black that whispers, "I'm here to do business," but with a cheeky wink.

Now, under the bonnet, we've got a 1.0-litre engine. Yes, you heard me right, a 1.0-litre. But don't let that fool you. This little powerhouse is like a terrier on steroids small, but with a surprising amount of bite. It's perfect for zipping around town or cruising down the motorway with a grin on your face.

Inside, it's all about comfort and style. The Titanium trim means you're getting all the bells and whistles. It's like stepping into a first-class cabin, with plush seats that hug you like an old friend and a dashboard that looks like it was designed by NASA. And let's not forget the tech it's got more gadgets than Q's lab.

This particular Focus has had two owners, which means it's been loved and cared for, but it's still got plenty of life left in it. It's like adopting a dog that's already house-trained all the fun, none of the hassle.

So, if you're in the market for a car that's as reliable as a Swiss watch, as stylish as a Savile Row suit, and as fun as a day at the races, then look no further. The Ford Focus 1.0 Titanium 5dr is waiting for you. Go on, give it a spin you won't be disappointed.