2017 BMW 318

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're diving into the world of the Bmw 3 Series 2.0 318d SE 5dr. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Jeremy, isn't this just another saloon?" But hold your horses, because this isn't just any saloon. This is the Bmw 3 Series, and it's as British as a cup of Earl Grey on a rainy afternoon.

First things first, let's talk about the colour. It's finished in a crisp Alpine White, which is as refreshing as a brisk drive through the Cotswolds. This isn't just any white; it's the kind of white that makes you feel like you're driving a cloud, but with a lot more horsepower.

Now, let's get to the heart of the matter. Under the bonnet, you've got a 2.0-litre diesel engine that's as efficient as a Swiss watch and as reliable as your mum's Sunday roast. It's the kind of engine that makes you want to take the long way home, just for the sheer joy of it.

Inside, you'll find a cabin that's as comfortable as your favourite armchair. The Move Cloth in Anthracite with Black Interior is as stylish as a Savile Row suit, and the BMW Individual Leather Steering Wheel is a tactile delight. And speaking of steering wheels, this one is heated, which is perfect for those chilly British mornings when you can't feel your fingers.

But wait, there's more! This Bmw 3 Series comes with Enhanced Bluetooth Telephone Preparation with USB Audio Interface and Voice Control. It's like having your own personal assistant, but without the awkward small talk. And with Sun Protection Glazing, you can keep your cool even when the sun decides to make a rare appearance.

Now, I must mention that this particular model has had three previous owners. But think of it this way: it's like a fine wine that's been passed down through generations, getting better with age.

In conclusion, the Bmw 3 Series 2.0 318d SE 5dr is not just a car; it's a statement. It's the kind of car that says, "I appreciate the finer things in life, but I also know how to have a bit of fun." So, if you're in the market for a saloon that's as British as a game of cricket, look no further. The Bmw 3 Series is waiting for you.

Features:

Alpine White, Armrest - Front with Sliding Adjustment, BMW Individual Leather Steering Wheel, Enhanced Bluetooth Telephone Preparation with USB Audio Interface and Voice Control, Head Restraints - Rear and Folding, Headlining - Anthracite, Model Designation Deletion, Move Cloth - Anthracite with Black Interior, Sport Multi-Function Leather Steering Wheel - Three Spoke, Steering Wheel - Heated, Sun Protection Glazing