2018 NISSAN JUKE

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we have something rather special. Feast your eyes on the Nissan Juke 1.6 Juke Tekna 5dr, a car thats as bold as a lion and as cheeky as a fox. This little beast has only 32,395 miles on the clock, which, in car terms, is practically a spring chicken.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Three owners, Jeremy? Is it cursed?" But let me assure you, this Juke has been loved and cherished like a family heirloom. Each owner has added their own chapter to its story, and now its ready for you to write the next one.

Finished in a sophisticated shade of grey, this Juke is the automotive equivalent of a tailored Savile Row suit. Its understated yet undeniably stylish, perfect for those who want to make a statement without shouting.

Under the bonnet, youll find a 1.6-litre engine thats eager to please. Its not going to win any drag races, but its more than capable of putting a smile on your face as you navigate the twists and turns of Britains finest B-roads.

Inside, the Tekna trim spoils you with all the bells and whistles you could desire. Leather seats, a top-notch infotainment system, and enough tech to make you feel like youre piloting the Starship Enterprise.

So, if youre in the market for a car thats as practical as it is playful, as reliable as it is rebellious, then look no further. The Nissan Juke is ready and waiting to take you on your next adventure. And trust me, you wont want to miss it.