2022 NISSAN QASHQAI ACENTA PREM DIG-T MHEV

I know exactly what youre thinking. Oh great, another Qashqai. There are more of these on British roads than pigeons.
But hold on a second. Because this isnt just another Qashqai. Oh no. This one is rather like finding out your sensible-looking neighbour secretly owns a flamethrower.
First of all, its a one-owner car. Not passed around like a biro at a budget hotel. Its come straight from Motability, which means its been looked after with the sort of diligence normally reserved for the Crown Jewels. Full service history? Naturally. Two keys? Of course. Were not animals.
And then and this is where it gets properly interesting the value. This is, without exaggeration, one of the best-value examples youre likely to clap eyes on. The sort of deal that makes accountants weep softly into their spreadsheets.
Now, most dealers would lure you in with a tempting price and then start adding extras like a budget airline. Oh, youd like an MOT? Thatll be extra. A warranty? Extra. Air in the tyres? EXTRA.
Not here.
You get a fresh MOT with no advisories. A service. A 12-month parts and labour warranty with wear and tear cover. And fuel actual fuel so you dont leave the forecourt in a cold sweat wondering if youll make it to the nearest petrol station. Everything is included in the price. No sneaky admin fees. No nonsense. Just the screen price, your road tax, and thats your lot. Simple.
As for the spec, this is the mid-level model, which in modern car terms means it has more gadgets than a teenage YouTubers bedroom. Keyless entry and go. Reverse camera. A bewildering arsenal of safety systems. Smartphone connectivity with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Air conditioning. Cruise control. Bluetooth. All the things youd expect, and several you didnt even realise you needed.
I could go on.
But unlike most sales pitches
I wont.