2023 FORD FIESTA

Heres the car in a nutshell - just in case you can't be bothered to read the whole lot!

- Ford Fiesta 1.0T ST-Line X
- YC23 XBO
- Magnetic Grey Metallic
- 33,589 miles
-1 owner
- 2 keys
- full service history
- just been serviced with new brakes and tyres
- fresh MOT before collection

Beholdapparentlythe best kind of Ford Fiesta money can buy. The ST-Line X.

Now before someone jumps in with, Actually, the ST is better - yeah, technically. Of course it is. But try finding one that hasnt been absolutely ruined by a 19-year-old who thinks theyre Lando Norris after two driving lessons and a Red Bull. Its not a car at that point, its a cry for help.

This, on the other hand, is a much calmer situation.

It looks great - finished in Magnetic metallic with gloss black bits and diamond cut alloys. Which, by the way, weve just had refurbished. So, theyre not all scuffed up like someones tried to park it using vibes alone. Its also got a full set of brand-new tyres, so youre not immediately budgeting for that awkward expense two weeks in.

Its a one-owner car, straight from Motability, which basically means its been treated properly. Not yeah, Ill service it when I remember properly - actually properly. Youve got two keys, full service history all the reassuring stuff that stops you lying awake at night wondering whats about to fall off.

And then theres the spec. Honestly, its ridiculous. Sat nav, reverse camera, parking sensors - so even if youre not gifted in that department, youll survive. Heated front seats, heated steering wheel - which, by the way, sounds unnecessary until you try it and then suddenly, youre emotionally dependent on it - sports seats, heated front screen its got everything. I could keep listing things, but at some point it just turns into me reading features while you zone out.

And to finish it off, before you pick it up, well sort a brand new MOT, a fresh service, and give you a 12-month warranty. Parts and labour. No messing about.

Now, I suppose we should address the elephant in the room. The price. Because we price our cars amongst the most competitively in the country, and occasionally that seems to make people suspicious. Which is an odd situation, isnt it? You charge too much and people complain. You charge too little and suddenly everyone thinks youre running some sort of elaborate criminal enterprise.

Whys it so cheap?

Well, perhaps the photos were taken six years ago and it currently looks like its been parked at the bottom of the North Sea.

Maybe when you arrive well explain that the advertised price is actually just for the front half, and the boot, wheels and steering wheel are part of our Premium Car Completion Package. Or maybe and stay with me here because this is going to sound absolutely mental we just sell cars for good prices. Were a small family business. We own our own site instead of renting like so many do. So, our overheads are tiny compared with some of the massive dealerships we compete against, so rather than adding that saving onto the price of the car so we can drive around in Bentleys and spend February in the Bahamas

We pass it on to you.

I know. Disgusting business practice. So theres no sinister catch, no mysterious extras and no bloke appearing from behind a curtain halfway through the deal to tell you the advertised price didnt include the engine. Its just a fantastic, nearly-new, one-owner car, absolutely loaded with equipment... for a price that makes you wonder why everyone else is charging so much.

Because apparently, were just that nice.

Features:

SYNC 3 with Navigation, Matrix LED Headlights with Signature LED Daytime Running Lights and Integrated Sequential Indicator, ST-Line Design Pack, Magnetic, Parking Pack, Partial Premium Sensico - Black with Red Stitching