2016 PORSCHE CAYENNE D PLAT ED V6 TIP S A

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're diving into the world of automotive excellence with the Porsche Cayenne. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Jeremy, isn't the Cayenne just a posh SUV?" Well, let me tell you, this isn't just any SUV. This is a Porsche, and that means it's got a bit of magic under the bonnet.

First off, let's talk about the heart of this beast a 3.0-litre V6 engine that purrs like a contented lion. With the Tiptronic S automatic gearbox, it shifts gears smoother than a James Bond martini. And with 4WD, it grips the road like a terrier with a bone. Whether you're cruising down the M25 or tackling the rugged terrain of the Lake District, the Cayenne handles it all with aplomb.

Now, this particular model is the Platinum Edition, which means it's got all the bells and whistles you'd expect from a luxury SUV. It's finished in a sleek, sophisticated black that says, "I mean business," but with a whisper of, "I'm also here to have a bit of fun."

With just 44,875 miles on the clock and only one previous owner, this Cayenne is practically begging for a new adventure. The interior is as plush as a Savile Row suit, with all the tech and comfort features you could ever desire. It's like driving your own personal five-star hotel.

So, if you're in the market for a vehicle that combines the practicality of an SUV with the soul of a sports car, look no further. The Porsche Cayenne is not just a car; it's an experience. And trust me, once you get behind the wheel, you'll never want to get out.

WHO IS IT FOR?
Ideal for drivers wanting prestige, comfort and practicality, offering the commanding driving position of an SUV with the quality, refinement and engineering expected from a Porsche.

WHY DRIVERS LIKE IT
Powerful and efficient 3.0 V6 diesel engine, delivering effortless performance, strong towing capability and excellent motorway cruising for a vehicle of this size.

STAND-OUT FEATURE
Loaded with premium features, including BOSE surround sound, Porsche satellite navigation, heated front seats, Bi-Xenon headlights with PDLS and a power-operated tailgate.

ON THE ROAD
Remarkably composed and rewarding to drive, with Porsche Traction Management 4WD, smooth Tiptronic automatic transmission and handling that reviewers consistently rated among the best in the luxury SUV class.

PEACE OF MIND
A highly desirable Platinum Edition model, combining low mileage, exceptional build quality, impressive equipment levels and the prestige of Porsche ownership at a fraction of its original price.