2023 VAUXHALL MOKKA GS LINE TURBO

Now, before I start explaining why this is quite possibly THE small SUV you need in your life, theres something we need to discuss: the wheels.

By the time you actually come to see it, theres a very good chance well have had the alloys refurbished. And unless somebody stages some sort of intervention beforehand, Im having them painted full gloss black.

Why? Because stealth.

And if you ask us nicely and I mean properly nicely, not just wandering in and saying alright mate we might even get that little red strip along the roofline wrapped in black too.

At which point youll essentially have the automotive equivalent of Batmans casual runaround. Just considerably easier to park outside Tesco.

And the good news is, underneath all my unnecessary meddling, its an absolutely cracking car.

Its in fantastic condition, which youd hope it would be considering its a ONE OWNER car direct from Motability. It comes with TWO KEYS and a FULL VAUXHALL SERVICE HISTORY, so theres none of that my mate Dave serviced it on his driveway when the light came on nonsense.

Before you take it away, well give it a FRESH SERVICE and a BRAND-NEW MOT.

And because apparently weve decided theres still some profit left that needs getting rid of, well also include a 12 MONTH PARTS & LABOUR WARRANTY, complete with WEAR & TEAR COVER.

Seriously. Who else gives you this much stuff included in the price? At this point Im surprised we dont put twenty quid in the glovebox for your first takeaway.

And then theres the specification.

Youve got a 360-degree parking camera, sat nav, touchscreen infotainment, Apple CarPlay and Android Auto, climate control and cruise control.

Theres almost certainly loads more that Ive forgotten, because modern cars now have roughly the same number of features as a branch of Currys.

But you get the idea.

It looks fantastic now. Itll look even better once Ive finished unnecessarily turning it into the Batmobile. Its one owner, beautifully looked after, properly serviced, loaded with kit and comes with pretty much everything we can reasonably throw at you included in the price.

Come and have a look before somebody buys it.

Or before someone talks me out of the black wheels.

Features:

Fabric-Leather Effect - Jet Black-Red, Carbon Black, 18in Alloy Wheels - Bi-Colour