Man steals 200,000 cream eggs

[Super Sonic]

John Pool used a stolen tractor to tow away the eggs after breaking into a unit in Telford. He's expecting two years in jail.

[TGCOTF-dewey]

Wouldn't have thought a tractor was fast un œuf

[Super Sonic]

He extracted them from the warehouse with an eggs tractor!

[SpeckledJim]

TGCOTF-dewey said:

Wouldn't have thought a tractor was fast un œuf

200,000!? Greedy pig. In France one egg is un oeuf.

[Master Of Puppets]

What a Yokel.

[LosingGrip]

I fking love Creme Eggs! Don't blame him at all.

[TGCOTF-dewey]

I reckon he was a disgruntled ex employee... ein Ei for ein Ei and all that.

[bearman68]

Apparently the police interceptors were scrambled.

[Oceanrower]

Puns aside, what the fk do you do with 200,000 cream eggs?

Most retailers will be buying through a cash and carry or wholesaler. How on earth do you offload that lot?

[Master Of Puppets]

LosingGrip said:

I fking love Creme Eggs! Don't blame him at all.

It seems wee John loved them so much more than you.

[grumbledoak]

Make him eat them, then let him go.

[bearman68]

Oceanrower said:

Puns aside, what the fk do you do with 200,000 cream eggs?
How on earth do you offload that lot?

Eat half dozen a day, every day for 70 years. 200k is a surprisingly big number put like that.

[mgtony]

If only he had laid low.

[SpeckledJim]

Oceanrower said:

Puns aside, what the fk do you do with 200,000 cream eggs?

Most retailers will be buying through a cash and carry or wholesaler. How on earth do you offload that lot?

Corner shops will have them if they’re cheep enough

[NikBartlett]

He should be eggspecting a longer sentence then that

[Tango13]

Oceanrower said:

Puns aside, what the fk do you do with 200,000 cream eggs?

Most retailers will be buying through a cash and carry or wholesaler. How on earth do you offload that lot?

If you find a certain egg then you win £10k but how long would it take to unwrap 200,000 eggs?

[LosingGrip]

Tango13 said:

If you find a certain egg then you win £10k but how long would it take to unwrap 200,000 eggs?

Properly just over twice as long as it would take to unwrap 100,000.

[Super Sonic]

Tango13 said:

If you find a certain egg then you win £10k but how long would it take to unwrap 200,000 eggs?

Or sell them for 5p each, 5p X 200,000 = £10k

[dhutch]

LosingGrip said:

I fking love Creme Eggs! Don't blame him at all.

I used to absolutely love them, then the recipe changed and they are nice but a bit average. I usually by an Aero or Dime now.

[Portofino]

Didn’t take them long to crack it.

Who da thunk it, an egg poacher extraordinaire..