Best non-999 call ever?

[WinstonWolf]

I was chatting with someone last night about emergency calls he's had. The bast one is a call about a 99 flake because the seller didn't put enough sprinkles on it

Can anyone top that?

[Shaw Tarse]

WinstonWolf said:

I was chatting with someone last night about emergency calls he's had. The bast one is a call about a 99 flake because the seller didn't put enough sprinkles on it

Can anyone top that?

Very good.

[WinstonWolf]

Groan

[Greendubber]

Someone calling 999 to ask if 101 is the non emergency number...

[wildcat45]

Emergency services release these from time to time to highlight how their time gets wasted. There must be some online somewhere.

[anonymous-user]

Like this one from yesterday ?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

TBH the bouncer must be good to spot one ugly one as wandering round Manchester most days I'm surprised he let's anyone in using the 'ugly' test.

[Red Devil]

'Another caller sought help from emergency operators after forgetting her Facebook password.'

The L'Oreal generation in action.

[Mr Trophy]

Red Devil said:

'Another caller sought help from emergency operators after forgetting her Facebook password.'

The L'Oreal generation in action.

Im not in the Police, but that makes me mad.

[Hilts]

Classic Jim Rome take, some woman in the US didn't get her chicken McNuggets so called 911.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xib9-i6avGQ

'She say she are the manager' LMAO

[Mk3Spitfire]

Been sent to a call where older sister couldnt get younger sister to bed. That wound me up.

[Jasandjules]

Mk3Spitfire said:

Been sent to a call where older sister couldnt get younger sister to bed. That wound me up.

What t**t actually sent you to that shout?

[Mr Trophy]

Mk3Spitfire said:

Been sent to a call where older sister couldnt get younger sister to bed. That wound me up.

Why would they even send you out to that?

[iva cosworth]

Shouldn't title be "Worst feeble excuse wasting emergency services time call" ?

Snappy title huh.

[Mk3Spitfire]

Mr Trophy said:

Mk3Spitfire said:

Been sent to a call where older sister couldnt get younger sister to bed. That wound me up.

Why would they even send you out to that?

I questioned it myself at the time. The reasoning for sending me was that they could hear shouting in the background. They could...the shouting of little sister saying she didn't want to go to bed!

[surveyor]

This reminds me of my female housemates when we were students. They invited some knobs back who thought they were onto a good thing. When they realised they were not they started to drink all booze and would not leave. Pissed up girl calls police,who don't want to come out and proceed to give bking to the one lad unlucky enough to be near the phone... In the meantime housemate literally drags one of them to the front door, catching the phone wire and disconnecting police mid call. They arrived quite quickly after that I'm told....