MOT fail.......
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Upatdawn

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2,202 posts

178 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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woodworm



glenrobbo

40,544 posts

180 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Did it fail because there's no gaffer tape binding the split end of the wood? :-D

Humper

946 posts

192 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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glenrobbo said:
Did it fail because there's no gaffer tape binding the split end of the wood? :-D
That would be a fail too, minimum requirement is cable ties smile

backwoodsman

2,508 posts

159 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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That is a bark ing mad repair.

Yew, wooden believe anyone could be so stupid.

They should be given the birch.

glenrobbo

40,544 posts

180 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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backwoodsman said:
That is a bark ing mad repair.

Yew, wooden believe anyone could be so stupid.

They should be given the birch.
Your PH handle is perfect for this thread biggrin

What kind of plank would do a thing like that?
Everyone knows that ply is much stronger!

EskimoArapaho

5,135 posts

165 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Some people drive a 4x4; this guy drives a 2x4.

Upatdawn

Original Poster:

2,202 posts

178 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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You all missed the obvious one



the BUSHES have gone

BertBert

21,308 posts

241 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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a wooden car that wooden go

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

200 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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It's obviously an executive car, it's got lumber support.

calibrax

4,788 posts

241 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Clearly done by a branch of Kwik-Fit.

Jimmy No Hands

5,102 posts

186 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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I thought we'd come a long way from leaf springs?

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

203 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Give the guy a break. Do you think suspension components grow on trees?

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

216 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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I'm sycamore tree puns.
That repair looks oak kay to me as it won't rust after driving on the beech.
The rest needs a good sprucing up though.

CMYKguru

3,017 posts

205 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Don't take A FENCE or the NEEDLE , but I can't believe anyone would do that. absolutely BARKING

Maybe they thought you wouldn't TWIG.

Might want to BRANCH out and RING a decent repairer.

Hope they don't LEVEE too much expense and you end up looking like a right SAP

Don't tell anyone local or you might end up a right Billy STOMATES

Edited by CMYKguru on Thursday 16th April 02:49


Edited by CMYKguru on Thursday 16th April 02:50

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

200 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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It was joist a temporary repair.

over_the_hill

3,337 posts

276 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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backwoodsman said:
That is a bark ing mad repair.

Yew, wooden believe anyone could be so stupid.

They should be given the birch.
As an aside Yew would have been a better choice than the crappy pine they have used as Yew is strong, flexible, and weather resistant. teacher

AndyLB

428 posts

194 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Looks like a dodgy repair. TREE!


(Am I doing this right?)

balls-out

3,794 posts

261 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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So what car is this?
PH needs to know...

DE15 CAT

355 posts

191 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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balls-out said:
So what car is this?
PH needs to know...
It might be emm double yew.

S3_Graham

12,835 posts

229 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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balls-out said:
So what car is this?
PH needs to know...
Range rover?